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[Meshaber]

By means of penis.

[Maggot4everr]

HiddenKING wrote...

This is how.

[Maggot4everr]

Captain_Obvious wrote...

They don't reproduce. They are a fictional species created using artistic license. Since they are fictional and inhabit a fictional universe, and the authors of that fictional universe have not told us whether they planned to discuss how their fictional Quarians might reproduce, the question of how said fictional Quarians could or would reproduce is completely and entirely irrelevant. I could say they were marsupials or monotremes with the same authority as anyone could say anything else.

Please just let the "how do aliens reproduce" questions go. Decide for yourself and move the **** on. Seriously.

Is it lonely on your pedastal above everyone else?

[Eternal Phoenix]

^
He is Captain Obvious. We hate him but he's right!

*Runs off*

Yummy! Tali's sweat tastes good and IT'S ALL MINE!

[PiercedMonk]

The female quarian deposits her eggs into the male quarian's broodpouch by means of an ovipositor.

[Callidus Thorn]

What's wrong? Never heard of safe sex?

[Clonedzero]

Captain_Obvious wrote...

They don't reproduce. They are a fictional species created using artistic license. Since they are fictional and inhabit a fictional universe, and the authors of that fictional universe have not told us whether they planned to discuss how their fictional Quarians might reproduce, the question of how said fictional Quarians could or would reproduce is completely and entirely irrelevant. I could say they were marsupials or monotremes with the same authority as anyone could say anything else.

Please just let the "how do aliens reproduce" questions go. Decide for yourself and move the **** on. Seriously.

awww, someone needs attention

[Bogsnot1]

Didnt you know? Omnigel is Quarian splooge.

[Arken]

HiddenKING wrote...

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Modifié par Arken, 12 août 2011 - 11:56 .

[Weskerr]

Feel free to debate with me if this is off-topic.

[Reever]

This thread makes me lol =D

[Halfdan The Menace]

They reproduce through their tools,like make a round circle with wires and put a screwdriver in the middle.

[BioFan (Official)]

lightsnow13 wrote...

Ericander77 wrote...

Captain_Obvious wrote...

They don't reproduce. They are a fictional species created using artistic license. Since they are fictional and inhabit a fictional universe, and the authors of that fictional universe have not told us whether they planned to discuss how their fictional Quarians might reproduce, the question of how said fictional Quarians could or would reproduce is completely and entirely irrelevant. I could say they were marsupials or monotremes with the same authority as anyone could say anything else.

Please just let the "how do aliens reproduce" questions go. Decide for yourself and move the **** on. Seriously.

who pooped in your cheerio's?

Lol. Gross.

theres also the alernative fraze of:

Who peed in your fruit loops?


depending on which u perfer

Modifié par Ericander77, 13 août 2011 - 12:08 .

[Skullheart]

Artificial insemination?

[JonnyOwen]

Captain_Obvious wrote...

They don't reproduce. They are a fictional species created using artistic license. Since they are fictional and inhabit a fictional universe, and the authors of that fictional universe have not told us whether they planned to discuss how their fictional Quarians might reproduce, the question of how said fictional Quarians could or would reproduce is completely and entirely irrelevant. I could say they were marsupials or monotremes with the same authority as anyone could say anything else.

Please just let the "how do aliens reproduce" questions go. Decide for yourself and move the **** on. Seriously.

Jesus, way to be an ass. 

[Drunken_Soviet]

Basically they reproduce the same way humans do.
The male sticks his pogostick into the female's fruit-cake.

[Requiem of Faith]

Okay.. I think it's time you had... the TALK.
You see? A man.. has a penis.... and a woman.. has a vagina...
The man takes his penis.. and inserts it in the vagina, and sexual intercourse is achieved.
Afterwards, the man and the woman go to Wal-Mart... in the gardening section. They then select and buy a cabbage seed.. The man will plant his seed in the woman's garden. In about two weeks a cabbage patch will start to grow, and after nine months a kid will pop out of said cabbage patch.

[Zkyire]

Ericander77 wrote...
How do Quarians reproduce?

With a chisel. And a lot of nerve.

[InvincibleHero]

I would think test tube babies, but likely standard way though they must have an expanding exosuit for the mothers to be.

[In Exile]

I thank every deity there is that this thread as yet lacks the detailed description of the "Tali's sweat" thread.

[Ghost-621]

The Quarians spend about one to five years (depending on the species) in the open ocean where they gradually become sexually mature. The adult Quarians then return primarily to their natal stream to spawn. In Alaska, the crossing-over to other streams allows Quarians  to populate new streams, such as those that emerge as a glacier retreats.

[Massadonious1]

2 Quarians, 1 cup.

[Nashiktal]

While disagree with captain, this question could have been asked in the talk thread rather than the gameplay forum.

[The_11thDoctor]

Sex. They have it. Its a whole deal though to have it. They have to quarantine the room and you have to go thru the astronaut treatment in scrubbing down to be clean, then they have to use a ton of antibiotics, but they can do it with any species. Birth is a deal too. The kid has to be in a bubble for a while and that bubble is synced with the mothers environmental suit. When you have a spouse, you can sync suits to each other when there is trust between the two and even go suitless in the house with your fam. It can be done, but it's all a headache.