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[Guywhoiam]

Dr. Chakwas becomes a thresher maw.

Thane assumes direct control of a space hamster.

Aria licks a thresher maw.

Conrad Verner licks a space hamster.

Wrex is 'friend zoned' by a space hamster.

I have nothing witty to add to these.So you can if you want.

Modifié par weirdopo, 13 août 2011 - 11:14 .

[silhouette80]

Saren romances Admiral Hackett.
Kasumi is 'friend zoned' by Benezia.
Thane has a new message from Jenkins.
Ashley probes EDI.

[severen 95]

Conrad Verner probes Admiral Hackett.Need I say more

[Champion_of_Tzeentch]

 Shepard dresses up in Phoenix armor for Admiral Hackett.

The picture is burned into my mind. Get it out.

[WidowMaker9394]

The Biotic God has a breeding request from Shepard.

I wish it was true.

[AmyBA]

Benezia probes Ashley.

Joker ignores a thresher maw to watch the techno Turian.

Samara licks Blasto.

Blasto probes Harkin.

Blasto tests reach and flexibility with the Shadow Broker.

Saren has gained the loyalty of Councilor Valern. (Seems obvious.)

Jack practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Grunt.

Liara assumes direct control of Shadow Broker. (Yea, that did happen, didn't it...)

[Han Shot First]

Morinth romances "The Priiize."

Best plot ever! I'd love to see that in ME3.

Jacob: Heavy risk, but the priiii.....IIIIIHHHHHH! UGGHHHHH! ARRRRGGH! *gurgle*

*thud*

Morinth: Like a moth to a flame. *giggles*

Modifié par Han Shot First, 13 août 2011 - 10:17 .

[George-Kinsill]

Chaos-fusion wrote...

Shepard catches scale itch from a thresher maw.

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So THIS is why Shepard never wants to talk about Akuze...

[jonjst]

A space hamster dresses up in Phoenix armor for Kelly.

My God, I always knew somethng was strange about him.

[Bluko]

LOL dunno if this one has been posted yet...

Wrex jettisons garbage with Urz.

I never thought of Wrex going Tuchanka simply to do a favor to the universe by disposing of the garbage there. 

[Arikashika]

Zaeed catches scale itch from the Biotic God.

Well.. Guess Mordin wil be happy to know!

[WidowMaker9394]

Saren embraces eternity with Mordin.

[Sbri]

"Kaidan dances for Kelly"
Then Shepard walks in.
BAD things happen..........

[exskeeny]

EDI wants Joker to put more of the suff in the... thing more stuff goes in.

Finally Joker gets a love scene. took ages of clicking to finally find one worthy of posting

[Bluko]

(Damnit this is too much fun.)

ME3 Plot Twist Revealed

Udina becomes Kaidan

Udinadan:"I'll be in my office...  JOKER IS WAITING FOR YOU ON THE BRIDGE!"

[exskeeny]

This one knows this one feels this.

blasto clearly loves himself a little too much.

[Han Shot First]

Tali sneaks into the Captain's Quarters with The Biotic God

Shepard's reaction:

Modifié par Han Shot First, 13 août 2011 - 10:39 .

[exskeeny]

Han Shot First wrote...

Tali sneaks into the Captain's Quarters with The Biotic God

Shepard's reaction:

a boy's life? I think

[Darkelefantos1]

AmyBA wrote...
Jack practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Grunt.

Holy krogan...


Emily Wong intimidates Harbinger ---> How to beat the Reapers.

Jack snipes Udina --- Yes please!

The Illusive Man cheats in Skyllian Five against Miranda. Guess that's why she quit Cerberus. 

Benezia embraces eternity with a yahg -- alright, this generator is strangely perverted.

A pyjack blows off steam with Ashley -- seriously? No comment.

Jack tests reach and flexibilty with a thresher maw -- it burns, it burns!

A pyjack breaks up with a pyjack. Well, this makes sense after all.

[Bismar09]

Kelly is 'friend zoned' by Urz
Jesse takes hallex with Zaeed
Sovereign catches scale itch from Harbinger

its like this thing is in my head... reading my head cannon....

[Drunken_Soviet]

Jenkins practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Morinth

The Thorian slaps omni-gel on Aria

Wrex releases direct control of Benezia

Councilor Velarn 'air quotes' the Shadow Broker ("Ah yes the "Shadow Broker")

Shepard releases direct control of Udina

Grunt punches Jesse (Zaeed will be pissed)

Nihlus jettisons garbage with Harkin

'The Priiize' eats data like Saren on the way to real errors (Wait... what)

Urz licks Udina

Samara upgrades a yahg

The Illusive Man practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Conrad Verner

Tali takes hallex with Kaidan

Aria slaps omni-gel on Joker

EDI indoctrinates Admiral Hackett

Councilor Velarn blows off steam with a thresher maw

Harbinger eats data like Kelly on the way to real errors

The Shadow Broker assumes direct control of the Thorian

Ken Virmires Harkin (WTF)

Benezia eats data like Kelly on the way to real errors.

Kelly jokes with Councilor Velarn.

The Biotic God drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with Zaeed.

Jenkins endorses a pyjack

Grunt dances for Conrad Verner

Wrex punches a space hamster

'The Priiize' tests reach and flexibility with Harbinger.

Emily Wong misses having elevator discussions with EDI

Liara becomes a yahg

Kal'Reegar warps the Shadow Broker.

Dr. Chakwas gains the loyalty of Garrus.

Saren knows Joker feels this

A space hamster recruits Jacob

EDI buys cheap alcohol for Benezia

Benezia was totally Harkin's favorite

Morinth cheats in Skyllian Five against Nihlus.

Mordin thinks Aria is a structural weakness.

Ken punches Sovereign

Morinth warps Ashley

Admiral Hackett spills some drinks with Ken.

Wrex hacks Jenkins.

Kaidan spills some drinks with Conrad Verner.

Blasto jokes with Jesse

Emily Wong catches scale itch from Kaidan

Joker paragon interrupts Jenkins

Presley calibrates EDI.

Kal'Reegar makes disingenuous accusations about Joker.


MORE TO COME.

[Drunken_Soviet]

Tali plays the Flux music for Zaeed.

A yahg shoots Grunt

Thane tests reach and flexibility with the Biotic God

This one headbutts Joker

Ashley scans Sovereign

Kasumi embraces eternity with Joker

'The Priiize' releases direct control of Anderson

Khalisah al-Jilani wants Saren to put more of the suff in the... thing more stuff goes in

Jacob drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with Harbinger.

Blasto licks Samara.(Those asari-hanar porn games)

A yahg buys a copy of Fornax for Councilor Velarn.

Kasumi dances for the Biotic God.

A yahg upgrades Ashley.

Kasumi plays the Flux music for Ashley.

Presley renegade interrupts Shepard.

Aria misses having elevator discussions with Kelly.

A pyjack snipes Gabby.

Mordin links suit environments with Liara.

Zaeed blows off steam with Liara.

Presley knows Anderson feels this.

Thane shoots Tali.(NOOOOOOOOOOO)

Morinth dresses up in Phoenix armor for Jack.

A pyjack is the genetic destiny of Udina.

'The Priiize' 'air quotes' Kasumi.(Ah yes "Kasumi")

Jesse slaps omni-gel on Sovereign.

Samara practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with EDI.

Jack thinks Harbinger is a structural weakness.

Udina becomes 'The Priiize'.(Heavy risk, but the udiiiina)

'The Priiize' indoctrinates Tali.

Gabby charms the Biotic God.

The Thorian investigates Aria.

EDI buys cheap alcohol for Ken.

Kasumi gains the loyalty of Dr. Chakwas.

Emily Wong cheats in Skyllian Five against the Illusive Man.

Kasumi upgrades Jenkins.

Kelly scans Jesse.(Of course she would)

Udina blows off steam with Garrus.

The Shadow Broker thinks Anderson is a structural weakness.

A space hamster breaks up with Councilor Velarn.

Jenkins releases direct control of Joker.

Thane goes to Afterlife with Jack.

Jenkins romances Kelly.

Legion drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with Blasto.

Emily Wong calibrates Dr. Chakwas.

Liara hacks Saren.

Ken links suit environments with Kaidan.

Nihlus becomes EDI.

Jacob blows off steam with 'The Priiize'.

Garrus dances for Udina.

Kaidan catches scale itch from Kal'Reegar.

Jesse recruits Anderson.

Legion hacks this one.

Dr. Chakwas dances for Wrex.

Jesse buys a copy of Fornax for a space hamster.

Tali gains the loyalty of Anderson.

The Illusive Man gains the loyalty of Kaidan.

Zaeed warps Gabby.

This one sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Conrad Verner.

Shepard is the genetic destiny of the Shadow Broker.

Blasto releases direct control of Presley.

Ashley drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with Mordin.

Kelly spills some drinks with Garrus.

Harkin smokes a cigarette with Conrad Verner.

Morinth jettisons garbage with 'The Priiize'.

Ashley achieves consensus with Jacob.

EDI jettisons garbage with 'The Priiize'.

Shepard recruits Gabby.

Jack buys cheap alcohol for Sovereign.

Anderson catches scale itch from EDI.

Benezia links suit environments with Urz.

Kelly knows Sovereign feels this.

Garrus scans a thresher maw.

Ken blows off steam with Harbinger.

Jesse scars Saren.

Admiral Hackett upgrades Ashley.

Khalisah al-Jilani 'air quotes' Emily Wong.(Ah yes "Emily Wong")

Presley achieves consensus with Ken.

Councilor Velarn has a new message from Admiral Hackett. ("F*** YOU")

'The Priiize' is the very model of a scientist Liara.

Conrad Verner slaps omni-gel on Ken.

A space hamster is 'friend zoned' by Zaeed.

Ken hacks Blasto.

A thresher maw scars Udina.

Miranda renegade interrupts a pyjack.

Kasumi 'air quotes' Khalisah al-Jilani.

Khalisah al-Jilani tests reach and flexibility with Harkin.

Joker charms Admiral Hackett.

Kaidan plays Galaxy of Fantasy with Presley.

Shepard sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Khalisah al-Jilani.(I KNEW IT)

Anderson catches scale itch from the Illusive Man.

A pyjack cheats in Skyllian Five against Sovereign.

Ken cheats in Skyllian Five against Aria.

Conrad Verner was totally the Biotic God's favorite.

A space hamster is the very model of a scientist Joker.

Miranda releases direct control of Saren.

Kelly buys a copy of Fornax for Shepard.

Wrex plays the Flux music for the Biotic God.

Liara practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Kal'Reegar.

Ashley misses having elevator discussions with Udina.

Emily Wong romances Benezia.

Thane drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with Gabby.

Ken spills some drinks with Samara.

Kasumi wears silly top hats with the Shadow Broker.

Samara renegade interrupts the Biotic God.

Harkin licks Conrad Verner.

Samara cheats in Skyllian Five against Legion.

Ashley is the very model of a scientist Emily Wong.

Kal'Reegar scans 'The Priiize'.

'The Priiize' links suit environments with Presley.

Miranda plays the Flux music for Kaidan.

Ken plays the Flux music for Admiral Hackett.

Saren eats data like the Thorian on the way to real errors.

Wrex was totally Jesse's favorite.

Dr. Chakwas dresses up in Phoenix armor for Miranda.

Anderson sees under Thane's mask.

Udina links suit environments with Councilor Velarn.

Saren upgrades Benezia.

Blasto has a breeding request from the Illusive Man.

Gabby embraces eternity with Anderson.

The Biotic God shoots Gabby.

This one knows Joker feels this.

Councilor Velarn sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Jacob.

Samara thinks this one is a structural weakness.

Wrex thinks about dancing with Benezia.

Aria becomes Presley.

The Biotic God eats data like Wrex on the way to real errors.

Khalisah al-Jilani ignores Saren to watch the techno Turian.

Benezia has a new message from Tali.

EDI is the genetic destiny of Benezia.

Gabby links suit environments with Samara.

Mordin endorses Grunt.

Sovereign thinks about dancing with Shepard.

A space hamster catches scale itch from Kasumi.

Samara says to Sovereign, 'That was awesome!'.

A thresher maw hacks Dr. Chakwas.

The Thorian calibrates the Thorian.

Zaeed renegade interrupts 'The Priiize'.

This one sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Jenkins.

Ashley has a breeding request from Presley.

Kaidan cheats in Skyllian Five against Harkin.

Jenkins slaps omni-gel on Anderson.

A thresher maw thinks about dancing with Jacob.

Morinth has a new message from Joker.

Grunt goes to Afterlife with Jenkins.


MORE TO COME

[Drunken_Soviet]

Grunt goes to Afterlife with Jenkins.

Jesse snipes Udina.(Well jesse kills anyone she hates so...)

[Drunken_Soviet]

Liara sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Sovereign.

Dr. Chakwas buys a copy of Fornax for Saren.

Councilor Velarn paragon interrupts Admiral Hackett.

Kelly dresses up in Phoenix armor for Councilor Velarn.

A pyjack sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Jenkins.

The Illusive Man licks Kaidan.

The Illusive Man buys a copy of Fornax for Zaeed.(Well it is part of the contract)

Admiral Hackett romances a yahg.

Miranda licks Khalisah al-Jilani.(I would too)

Blasto smokes a cigarette with Shepard.

Tali indoctrinates this one.

Sovereign charms Dr. Chakwas.

Jesse buys cheap alcohol for the Illusive Man.

Zaeed shoots Kal'Reegar.

Kelly catches scale itch from 'The Priiize'. (So that's where she got it from!)

Samara buys a copy of Fornax for Presley.

A pyjack is 'friend zoned' by Zaeed.

Kasumi pilots Tali.

Jenkins headbutts the Illusive Man.

Urz punches Udina.

Morinth dances for Kelly.

Shepard makes disingenuous accusations about Khalisah al-Jilani.

Jenkins snipes Ken.

Dr. Chakwas says to Aria, 'That was awesome!'.

Anderson sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Jack.

'The Priiize' punches Khalisah al-Jilani.

Gabby blows off steam with Conrad Verner.

Tali scars Jenkins.

Harkin licks a thresher maw.

Morinth thinks about dancing with Kelly.

[Drunken_Soviet]

Urz romances Tali.

Shepard shoots Khalisah al-Jilani.

EDI is 'friend zoned' by Zaeed.

Tali plays Galaxy of Fantasy with a pyjack.

Kal'Reegar is 'friend zoned' by Aria.

Legion smokes a cigarette with Shepard.

Modifié par Drunken_Soviet, 14 août 2011 - 12:20 .