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[Sleepicub09]

Kal'Reegar buys a copy of Fornax for a thresher maw.

[Rekkampum]

"Harbinger smokes a cigarette with The Priiize."

[Fatemaster]

Miranda embraces eternity with the Illusive Man - I knew it! That´s why she was a Cerberus loyalist...

Jesse shoots Jenkins - Sounds like the sh*tty old rifle is back into action!

Soveregin achieves consensus with Legion - Consensus achieved: Legion cannot aid us.

Shepard practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Emily Wong - For a favorite journalist...

[Proto-Man]

A yahg knows Legion feels this.
A pyjack intimidates Harbinger.
Wrex is the genetic destiny of Admiral Hackett.
Samara goes to Afterlife with Mordin.
Grunt buys cheap alcohol for Jacob.
Sovereign smokes a cigarette with Joker.
Ashley links suit environments with the Thorian.
A space hamster licks a thresher maw.

Such amount of awesome...



Sovereign buys a copy of Fornax for Saren.

Modifié par Proto-Man, 14 août 2011 - 11:40 .

[Proto-Man]

Jenkins has a breeding request from Morinth.

Poor Jenkins.

[stysiaq]

 Liara tests reach and flexibility with a space hamster.

[Proto-Man]

Sovereign is the very model of a scientist a space hamster...



Shepard: Not just any reaper, a space hamster reaper

EDI: Precisely

[ThePwener]

"A pyjack cheats in Skyllian Five against Jesse"

The rifle? Wait, wut.

lol

[Sheepie Crusher]

Sovereign 'air quotes' Shepard- You are just an organic and organic can be broken

Councilor Velarn headbutts Sovereign- Ah yes Reapers...

Udina links suit environments with Miranda.- This is an OUTRAGE!!!!

Anderson shoots Conrad Verner

Jenkins dances for Shepard- We how that ended

Councilor Velarn says to Shepard, 'That was awesome!

Joker catches scale itch from Councilor Velarn

Presley says to Sovereign, 'That was awesome!

Wrex becomes Shepard

A thresher maw plays Galaxy of Fantasy with Harkin.

Blasto shoots 'The Priiize'.

The Illusive Man blows off steam with the Illusive Man.

Sovereign shoots the Biotic God

A yahg knows the Shadow Broker feels this

Modifié par Sheepie Crusher, 14 août 2011 - 02:29 .

[PsychoWARD23]

The Prize tests Reach and Flexibility with Saren........

[Arppis]

"Udina hacks Miranda."
I knew Udina had it in him, he was always such a ace.

[Sheepie Crusher]

Saren is the very model of a scientist Councilor Velarn.

The Illusive Man thinks Shepard is a structural weakness.

Harbinger catches scale itch from Conrad Verner.

Modifié par Sheepie Crusher, 14 août 2011 - 05:00 .

[Maggot Alchemist]

Zaeed blows off steam with Aria.

This takes me back.

Jenkins releases direct control of Sovereign.

So it was Jenkins all this time! 

Modifié par Maggot Alchemist, 14 août 2011 - 05:18 .

[mineralica]

EJ107 wrote...

"Urz catches scale itch from Kelly."

Mine was "Urz catches scale itch from Joker". Well, it's varren disease after all. No wonder Urz constantly catches it from everyone. Wait, wha?..

"EDI is 'friend zoned' by Sovereign". Considering that she was made from his parts, thank goodness for that.

"The Illusive man thinks about dancing with the Illusive man" - sounds more reasonable than 'Cerberus indoctrinated'.

"Miranda dresses up in Phoenix Armour for Jack"

"A yahg ignores Garrus to watch Techno Turian" - Garrus, you take point.

And lines that disturbs my thoughts about future relationships with VS (thankfully, they weren't in a row): "Samara got a new message from Kaidan. Kaidan breaks up with Samara. Kaidan spills drinks with Harbinger. Samara wears silly top hats with Harbinger. Kaidan thinks Samara is a structural weakness. Anderson paragon interrupts Kaidan". Searching for continuation. EDIT: ah, I see, "Kaidan catches scale itch from Samara". That probably should be a beginning.

Modifié par mineralica, 14 août 2011 - 06:22 .

[Drunken_Soviet]

Shepard headbutts Tali. (DAMN YOU SHEPARD)

Councilor Velarn is 'friend zoned' by Nihlus.

Miranda breaks up with Legion.

Zaeed smokes a cigarette with Jacob.

Zaeed tests reach and flexibility with 'The Priiize'.

Udina catches scale itch from Wrex.

Zaeed eats data like Shepard on the way to real errors.

Ashley says to Gabby, 'That was awesome!'.

Mordin misses having elevator discussions with the Illusive Man.

Kasumi makes disingenuous accusations about Morinth.

Ashley punches Mordin.

'The Priiize' blows off steam with Liara.

Liara recruits Aria.

Sovereign recruits Tali.

Shepard breaks up with Mordin.

The Biotic God endorses Councilor Velarn.

Ken practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Aria.

Tali snipes Wrex.

Udina plays the Flux music for Saren.

Tali achieves consensus with the Illusive Man.

Joker sneaks into the Captain's quarters with a pyjack.

Conrad Verner sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Shepard.

Morinth romances Garrus.

Harkin catches scale itch from Shepard.

The Illusive Man was totally Tali's favorite.

A yahg has a breeding request from Harkin.

Wrex buys a copy of Fornax for Miranda.

Shepard recruits Jack. (Well DUH!!)

Dr. Chakwas buys a copy of Fornax for Samara.

Legion romances Kelly. (Is there anything that Kelly hasn't f***ed)

Miranda punches Ashley. (CATFIGHT!!!)

Councilor Velarn makes disingenuous accusations about Sovereign.

Zaeed has a breeding request from the Illusive Man.

Shepard dresses up in Phoenix armor for Tali.

Benezia embraces eternity with Kal'Reegar.

Shepard thinks Tali is a structural weakness.

Ashley punches the Illusive Man.

Shepard sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Khalisah al-Jilani.

Jacob is 'friend zoned' by Kasumi.

Kelly plays the Flux music for Tali.

Tali buys a copy of Fornax for Shepard.

Tali was totally Councilor Velarn's favorite.

Shepard buys a copy of Fornax for Kelly.

Shepard has a breeding request from Wrex.

Kasumi intimidates Udina.

Khalisah al-Jilani romances Shepard.

Khalisah al-Jilani makes disingenuous accusations about Tali.

[DarkPsylocke26]

EDI practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with this one.

Urz slaps omni-gel on Saren

Conrad Verner wears silly top hats with Mordin

The Biotic God misses having elevator discussions with Jack

Modifié par DarkPsylocke26, 14 août 2011 - 10:50 .

[Arik7]

Sovereign was totally Grunt's favorite.
Benezia becomes Kelly.
Samara scans Wrex.
Kal'Reegar is the genetic destiny of Harkin.
A thresher maw goes to Afterlife with Anderson. (this i'd like to see...)
Legion goes to Afterlife with Admiral Hackett.
Kasumi dances for Samara. (it's not gay with an Asari)
Morinth achieves consensus with Admiral Hackett.
Urz sees under Emily Wong's mask.
Shepard upgrades Councilor Velarn.
Ashley blows off steam with Udina.
Miranda Virmires Kaidan.
Morinth investigates Kasumi.
Sovereign says to a space hamster, 'That was awesome!'. (mmkay...)
Aria dresses up in Phoenix armor for Sovereign.
Liara blows off steam with Saren.
Dr. Chakwas gains the loyalty of the Biotic God.
Kelly slaps omni-gel on Councilor Velarn. (no surprise there)
Tali achieves consensus with the Shadow Broker.
Saren plays the Flux music for the Thorian.
The Shadow Broker charms Jacob.
Garrus warps Tali.
Harkin probes Aria.
Harkin makes disingenuous accusations about Admiral Hackett.

[oligo]

"'The priize' is 'friend zoned' by Jacob." That made me chuckle.
"Sovereign paragon interupts Shepard".... wait what? o_O
"Zaeed licks Jesse", and then the one straight after that was "Jesse breaks up with Zaeed"

[RainyDayLover]

"The Shadow Broker breaks up with Dr. Chakwas"

"Legion is the genetic destiny of Joker"

"Harbinger wants Benezia to put more of the suff in the... thing more stuff goes in"

[wetnasty]

Lol I guess I'm the only one that actually read the original post ;P Here is my story.

Kelly: You were out for two and a half years. Deader than dead. Cerberus spent a fortune trying to reconstruct you. We're all hoping you can do the impossible. Shepard left us because he claims we're indoctrinated. But we're just trying to do our job. We've got specific orders from the Illusive man. You're our last hope.




Jenkins: HOLY CRAP!!! Dude, screw the reapers, I don't even know what those are. I wanna go party. I've only got one life right?

Kelly: Well... two... But I really don't think that's a g--

Jenkins: JOKER! SET A COURSE FOR OMEGA BUDDY!!!

-Flash to outside of Afterlife-

Annoying ass guy: C'mon! Let me in! Aria is expecting me!!!

Bouncer: If Aria was expecting you, you'd already be-- HEY! YOU! GET BACK HERE!

Jenkins: Teeeheeheehehe. *Running past bouncers*

Kelly: Jenkins, I really don't think that's a good idea...

Jenkins: Oh c'mon! What could go wrong.

Jenkins goes through the second door and is lit up on sight by Aria's Batarian bodyguards.

Jenkins: AAAHHHHH F***!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!

Jenkins goes to Afterlife with Kelly.

Modifié par wetnasty, 18 août 2011 - 12:01 .

[AiLeO]

Conrad Verner paragon interrupts Saren. -- All hail the new savior of the galaxy!

Admiral Hackett punches Udina. -- He deserved it.

Zaeed charms Thane. -- Would this work???

Khalisah al-Jilani smokes a cigarette with Kelly. -- Probably comparing notes on Shepard. >_>

Jacob plays Galaxy of Fantasy with the Illusive Man. -- I thought he didn't trust him...

[13commander]

EDI upgrades 'The Priiize'.

Garrus scars the Illusive Man.

Zaeed romances Sovereign.

Presley sneaks into the Captain's quarters with a thresher maw.

EDI intimidates Aria.

The Shadow Broker ignores Khalisah al-Jilani to watch the techno Turian.

This one thinks Harbinger is a structural weakness.

Sovereign sneaks into the Captain's quarters with the Biotic God.

The Illusive Man becomes Shepard.

Jack embraces eternity with this one.

Dr. Chakwas smokes a cigarette with Tali.

[rikimeru420]

sovereign probes the illusive man!!! LOL

[Kasai666]

Zaeed buys a copy of Fornax for Jesse.

Modifié par Kasai666, 18 août 2011 - 01:04 .