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[scotty062295]

"Councilor Velarn dresses up in Phoenix Armor for Ken"

"Mordin smokes a cigarette with Zaeed"

"A pyjak becomes Harbinger"

"The Biotic God Virmires the Illusive Man"

"Jenkins indoctrinates Miranda"

"Udina catches scale itch from EDI"

"Miranda charms a space hamster"

"Jacob licks Anderson"

Ah, comedic gold.

[Acerlux]

A space hamster breaks up with a space hamster. 

This one pilots Nihlus.

Wrex paragon interrupts a thresher maw.

Aria is the genetic destiny of Councilor Velarn

Urz hacks Tali

The shadow broker gains the loyalty of a thresher maw

Jesse thinks about dancing with Kaidan (Zaeed won't like this)

Emily Wong slaps omni gel on Samara   (Potentially hot)

Mordin becomes the priiize

Ken indoctrinates Harbinger    (This is how we will defeat the Reapers. With accents.)

A thresher maw tests reach and flexibility with Khalisah al-Jilani.

A space hamster embraces eternity with Wrex

Kal'Reegar slaps omni-gel on Garrus (Also potentially hot)

Urz blows off steam with the Illusive Man (Probably not hot)

Jenkins headbutts the shadow broker.

The thorian catches scale itch from Shepard.

Jack was totally the Illusive Man's favorite

The biotic god recruits the biotic god

Councilor Velarn licks Anderson

Sovereign thinks Harbinger is a structural weakness

Jenkins romances Shepard.

[ZombieGeneral]

Jenkins intimidates Samara.

Conrad Verner assumes direct control of Nihlus.

Joker tests reach and flexibility with the Biotic God.

Kelly licks a yahg.

Morinth sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Aria.

[Arik7]

Sovereign licks Thane
Kaidan sneaks into the Captain's quarters with the Thorian.
A thresher maw embraces eternity with Councilor Velarn.
Miranda goes to Afterlife with the Biotic God.
Aria paragon interrupts Miranda.
Jenkins misses having elevator discussions with Nihlus. (interesting... they are both dead)
Aria gains the loyalty of Ashley.
Emily Wong misses having elevator discussions with Khalisah al-Jilani.
Grunt thinks about dancing with Sovereign.
'The Priiize' buys a copy of Fornax for Harkin.
This one recruits Khalisah al-Jilani.
A pyjack breaks up with Blasto.
Harkin links suit environments with Liara.
The Thorian punches Ashley.
Saren releases direct control of Aria.

[xJohnsen]

Udina buys cheap alcohol for 'The Priiize'.
L.O.L

[DollarsAtStarNumber]

Anderson has a breeding request from Councilor Velarn.

Ah yes "romances"

[IronSabbath88]

'The Priiize' punches Kasumi.

LOL

[evilkitten24]

"A space hamster slaps omni-gel on Harkin"
"Mordin goes to Afterlife with Thane" hm.. that's be either very dull or very amusing to see...

"Garrus breaks up with Kaidan"  awwwww say it ain't so garrus  

"Emily Wong ignores Nihlus to watch the techno Turian"  haha that turian is amazing

"Thane investigates Ken" Yes I see.. Ken's the key to curing thane .... or not.

"A pyjack eats data like Udina on the way to real errors"  ...come again?

"Nihlus probes the Shadow Broker" 

"Harbinger plays Galaxy of Fantasy with Urz"

[Nelatherion]

"The Biotic God probes Councilor Velarn"

"A thresher maw dresses up in Phoenix armor for Grunt"

Wut?

[Giantdeathrobot]

 ''Kasumi tests reach and flexibility with a pyjack.''

Japanese...

[Nobunaga-Oda]

Tali virmires Liara

....I knew they both were stalkers but thats going to far lol

[Austichar]

 Blasto sneaks into the Captain's quarters with a yahg.



Oh ****, Blasto has come to take over the Normandy and he's packing some serious firepower.

[Admoniter]

Urz is the very model of a scientist Sovereign...

So many questions have just been raised.

[SkittlesKat96]

A threshermaw headbutts The Illusive Man.

That almost sounds plausible...almost.

EDIT: Lol I saw that someone else got 'Jenkins misses having elevator discussions with Nihlus'
They both died on the same mission. Also I can imagine them talking to each other for like five seconds on the Normandy SR1 elevator

Modifié par SkittlesKat96, 21 août 2011 - 06:35 .

[MikkroBitti]

"A thresher maw takes hallex with a pyjack."

lmao I would like to see that!

[TexasToast712]

 Hehehe......

"Nihlus is the genetic destiny of Shepard."

[Firesteel]

Urz intimidates a thresher maw.

Tali wears silly top hats with Conrad Verner.

EDI thinks Udina is a structural weakness.

A pyjack calibrates the Biotic God.

Urz wants a space hamster to put more of the suff in the... thing more stuff goes in.

Kal'Reegar eats data like Shepard on the way to real errors.

Garrus eats data like Nihlus on the way to real errors.

The Thorian eats data like a thresher maw on the way to real errors.

Modifié par Firesteel7, 21 août 2011 - 07:34 .

[TheEgoRaptor]

Legion embraces eternity with a pyjack.

Harbinger embraces eternity with Jack.

Sovereign buys a copy of Fornax for Tali.

Benezia probes Zaeed.

Wrex is the very model of a scientist Khalisah al-Jilani.

Wrex has a breeding request from Sovereign.

A pyjack practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Admiral Hackett.

Mordin becomes Wrex.

A space hamster shoots a space hamster.

Shepard has a breeding request from Sovereign.

[SkittlesKat96]

I forgot to say this in my other post but this thing is awesome...

A space hamster investigates the Illusive Man.

The Thorian ignores Kal'Reegar to watch the techno Turian.

A yahg buys a copy of Fornax for Councilor Velarn.

The Biotic God breaks up with Dr. Chakwas.

[krzimmer]

haha

Samara tests reach and flexibility with a space hamster

[Harman Smith]

Admiral Hackett becomes Shepard.

Urz sneaks into the Captain's quarters with a yahg.

Jacob snipes Sovereign.

Benezia embraces eternity with Morinth.

Kaidan licks Morinth.

Sovereign misses having elevator discussions with the Biotic God.

Jesse wants this one to put more of the suff in the... thing more stuff goes in.

Legion catches scale itch from Gabby.

Admiral Hackett has a breeding request from Harkin.

Miranda sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Saren.

[SirDoctorofTARDIS]

Ashley embraces Eternity with The Illusive man.

[Drunken_Soviet]

"The Illusive Man sees under 'The Priiize''s mask". - O.o

"Dr. Chakwas says to Garrus, 'That was awesome!'" - What was 'Awesome'?

"Sovereign shoots Zaeed." - But Zaeed still survives

"The Shadow Broker is the very model of a scientist Morinth." - O.o

"Grunt dances for Harkin." - O.o

"Kaidan embraces eternity with Miranda." - Personally I prefer Tali.

"Benezia charms Aria." - I'd DEFINATELY pay to see that

"Jack indoctrinates Khalisah al-Jilani." - What does Jack do with her??

"Councilor Velarn jokes with Legion." - We would like to 'Joke' with the Turian councilor

"Miranda embraces eternity with Joker." - Joker's dream has come true

"Miranda intimidates Ashley." - CATFIGHT

"Garrus punches Nihlus." - Maybe he thought that he was saren

"The Illusive Man paragon interrupts Jacob." - So that's why Jacob doesn't trust TIM.

"Wrex thinks about dancing with Nihlus." - O.o

"Morinth has a new message from Kasumi." - Well she knows her 'Secret'.

"Garrus shoots Shepard." - OK, I'm commiting genocide on the Turians

"Shepard wants Saren to put more of the suff in the... thing more stuff goes in." - Didn't know they were friends once

"Tali takes Hallex with EDI." - So that's why she went to the AI core

"Miranda practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Khalisah al-Jilani." Damn

"The Illusive Man sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Shepard." O.o

"Grunt renegade interrupts Tali." - Next time i'm leaving grunt in his tank.

"Wrex romances Shepard." - Shepard. Wrex. ohhh shepard. ohhh Wrex.

[Arppis]

Awesomness wrote...

Ashley embraces Eternity with The Illusive man.

I could see this happening tbh.

[Rovay]

"Councilor Velarn gains the loyalty of Harbinger" - We're screwed, aren't we?