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[ResidentNoob]

Shepard upgrades Anderson. (Cue theme from 'Iron Man')

Tali licks Ashley. (Okay, your imaginations can sort this one out for you.)

Councillor Valern gains the loyalty of Kelly. (Damn spies are everywhere.)

Kaidan plays Galaxy of Fantasy with Samara. (She really does not seem like the type.)

Gabby Virmires Dr. Chakwas. (Overreaction of the century.)

'The Priiize' is friendzoned by Wrex. (Just like almost every single Femshep in existence.)

A space hamster makes disingenuous assertions about Dr. Chakwas. (Oh snap.)

Grunt renegade interrupts a space hamster. (And so, Shepard had to buy a new one.)

A Thresher Maw breaks up with Joker. (What I'm curious about is who began the relationship in the first place.)

Shepard thinks about dancing with the Shadow Broker. (Awww yeah.)

Jacob is the very model of a scientist Udina. (You know, this actually sounds about right.)

The Thorian calibrates the Illusive Man. (Huh. He's a robot. What's the Thorian doing in charge, anyway?)

Morinth wants Sovereign to put more of the stuff in the... thing more stuff goes in. (Oookay...)

Joker jokes with Admiral Hackett. (I love this one so much.)

This one assumes direct control of the Illusive Man. (See? Robot!)

Conrad Verner pilots Shepard.

Nihlus jettisons garbage with Liara. (Lolwut?)

Conclusion: THIS SITE IS FANTASTIC

Modifié par ResidentNoob, 21 août 2011 - 11:42 .

[Rovay]

"Morinth sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Samara." - Best. Threesome. Ever. (also deadliest)

[levannar]

"Conrad Verner cheats in Skyllian Five against Shepard." - Somehow, I'm not surprised.
"Conrad Verner thinks about dancing with Miranda." - Lol, I bet he does...
"Liara buys cheap alcohol for Admiral Hackett." - So THAT'S how she got hold of those dog tags!
"Kelly renegade interrupts Harbinger." - Lol. Just lol.
"Conrad Verner jokes with Legion." - Shepard fanboys UNITE! 
"Harbinger spills some drinks with Khalisah al-Jilani." - Finally, the truth comes out.
"Shepard blows off steam with Wrex." - Awww yeah.
"Sovereign assumes direct control of Blasto." OH GOD, WE'RE F*CKED

...Why can't I stop clicking?

[Harman Smith]

Udina indoctrinates the Biotic God.

Ashley is the very model of a scientist a pyjack.

EDI takes hallex with Blasto.

Udina tests reach and flexibility with Legion.

A thresher maw blows off steam with Liara.

The Thorian slaps omni-gel on 'The Priiize'.

Kal'Reegar has a breeding request from Admiral Hackett.


Sovereign licks Saren. (Though they called it 'indoctrination', I suppose)

Joker headbutts a yahg. 8]

A pyjack catches scale itch from the Illusive Man. (Implications... unpleasant)

[Arppis]

"Conrad Verner blows off some steam with Urz."

[BickDutt]

"Garrus sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Wrex."

Not usually fond of these things but holy ****, this is so not going to end well.

[Welsh Inferno]

Shepard romances Shepard. 

[Whitewolf]

Samara hacks Urz?

Mordin says to a Pyjack, "That was awesome!" 

Modifié par BlackHopeZero, 21 août 2011 - 03:03 .

[-Tentei-]

Gabby embraces eternity with Wrex.
'The Priiize' dances for Conrad Verner.

[AnimaTempli101]

"Anderson romances Dr. Chakwas."
I KNEW IT!

"Harbinger catches scale itch from a space hamster."

And thus, the war is won.

Modifié par AnimaTempli101, 21 août 2011 - 03:10 .

[jimmartens12]

"The Biotic God calibrates Harbinger."
Oh well..

That's even better:
"Garrus calibrates Harbinger." That fits.

"Joker romances the Illusive Man." Nice.

"Joker has a breeding request from Gabby." Finally.

"Ken pilots 'The Priiize'." I finally know why Jacob is so irritated when he sees female Shepard in bed...

"A pyjack gains the loyalty of Jacob." Better than a the Illusive Man.

"Udina shoots Miranda." That's why Miranda isn't in ME 3 (spec)...

"Khalisah al-Jilani endorses Sovereign." Perfectly.
"Kaidan goes to Afterlife with a pyjack." Don't worry. He will not outrank me...

"Morinth makes disingenuous accusations about Jack." Awesome.

Modifié par jimmartens12, 21 août 2011 - 03:32 .

[Giantdeathrobot]

''A Pyjack becomes The Illusive Man''

Maybe we will finally have some competent leadership within Cerberus after all.

''Anderson dresses up in Phoenix armor for the Thorian''



''A yahg achieves consensus with Shepard''.

Probability of success: 0%

''Garrus makes disingenuous accusations about 'The Priiize'.''

Ah. Jealous.

''Shepard thinks The Illusive Man is a structural weakness''

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Modifié par Giantdeathrobot, 21 août 2011 - 04:27 .

[Drunken_Soviet]

ResidentNoob wrote...

Tali licks Ashley. (Okay, your imaginations can sort this one out for you.)

But where is Tali lickin' Ashley

[darkangelvxvx]

Tali shoots Admiral Hackett.

and

A thresher maw plays Galaxy of Fantasy with Sovereign.

Modifié par darkangelvxvx, 21 août 2011 - 05:28 .

[Xarello111]

Zaeed slaps omni-gel on Anderson.

Harbinger 'air quotes' Aria.

Shepard recruits the Illusive Man.

Mordin catches scale itch from a pyjack.

A thresher maw misses having elevator discussions with Garrus.

Ashley thinks about dancing with 'The Priiize'.

Grunt knows Wrex feels this.
A space hamster smokes a cigarette with Wrex.

The Shadow Broker has a new message from Conrad Verner.

Joker slaps omni-gel on Sovereign.

EDI calibrates the Illusive Man.

[levannar]

"The Thorian punches Khalisah al-Jilani." - See, even PLANTS punch her.
"Nihlus recruits Shepard." - Actually, he more or less does.
"Aria dances for Blasto." - Actually, that would be one AWESOME pairing. 
"This one knows the Shadow Broker feels this." - Why am I imagining a Blasto vs. SB bossfight now?
"The Shadow Broker headbutts Blasto." - Yep, definitely a bossfight.
"Grunt has a new message from a thresher maw." - ...Let's hope it isn't a breeding request 
"Jack intimidates a thresher maw." - F*CK YEAH
"Shepard recruits Sovereign." - F*CK YEAH x10
"Jenkins renegade interrupts a thresher maw." - Whoa.

[bioticfu]

Ashwraith wrote...


Kasumi says to Blasto, 'That was awesome!'.

Oh, Kasumi. Everything involving Blasto is awesome

Japanese girl thinking a giant tentacle jelly is awesome really doesnt come as much of a shock

[egg_killer]

"Admiral Hackett tests reach and flexibility with Khalisah al-Jilani."
Lmao

[Commander Dariush Shepard]

"This one dances for the Thorian."

I tried to get it out of my head

"Jack warps Garrus."

Time to throw Jack out the airlock

"Presley catches scale itch from Zaeed."

I'll try not to think about that

"Aria goes to Afterlife with a Pyjack."

That I have got to see

"This one buys cheap alcahol for Blasto."

BioWare need to show that in ME3

"Benezia is the genetic destiny of Harbinger."

I KNEW IT!

"Garrus buys a copy of Fornax for Mordin."

Why does that seem normal?

"The Biotic God breaks up with a Pyjack."



"Sovereign paragon interrupts Ken."

OK, who's the bad guy here?!

"Sovereign ignores Khalisah al-Jilani to watch the techno Turian."

No surprise there

"Harbinger thinks about dancing with the Biotic God."

That is the best idea ever created!

"Gabby knows Ken feels this."

Um....OK?

Modifié par Commander Dariush Shepard, 21 août 2011 - 11:02 .

[TudorWolf]

'The Priiize' Virmires Conrad Verner.


Well, I got a good chuckle out of that one xD

[Arkitekt]

gotta feeling that 90% of these are just made up by the commenters themselves hehe

[Commander Dariush Shepard]

Arkitekt wrote...

gotta feeling that 90% of these are just made up by the commenters themselves hehe

Not mine 

[thedistortedchild]

Benezia romances Garrus. 

Modifié par thedistortedchild, 21 août 2011 - 11:11 .

[Yvell]

Hehe...
"Sovereign calibrates Ashley."
and...
"Shepard sneaks into the Captain's quarters with the Illusive Man."

Modifié par Yvell, 21 août 2011 - 11:21 .