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[cachx]

" Kasumi wears silly top hats with 'The Priiize'. "
I think I won

[Zeebaas]

"Udina tests reach and flexibility with a space hamster."
Not surprisingly, Udina's reach outmatched the space hamsters flexibility. Mr. Squeaky, you will be missed.

-See you next time in; "When fan-fiction goes way too far".

Modifié par Zeebaas, 21 août 2011 - 11:30 .

[bioticfu]

Zeebaas wrote...

"Udina tests reach and flexibility with a space hamster."
Not surprisingly, Udina's reach outmatched the space hamsters flexibility. Mr. Squeaky, you will be missed.

-See you next time in; "When fan-fiction goes way too far".

Udina's Richard Gere?

[Notlikeyoucare]

Liara achieves consensus with the Biotic God.

Edit: Benezia slaps omni-gel on Mordin. Major lol

Modifié par Notlikeyoucare, 21 août 2011 - 11:55 .

[Proxy]

Anderson makes disingenuous accusations about a space hamster.

'The Priiize' smokes a cigarette with Udina.

The Biotic God wants Samara to put more of the suff in the... thing more stuff goes in.

The Thorian is the very model of a scientist Kaidan.

Shepard recruits Harbinger.

Conrad Verner wants Kaidan to put more of the suff in the... thing more stuff goes in.

Anderson is the genetic destiny of a thresher maw.

Conrad Verner sneaks into the Captain's quarters with a thresher maw.  

A space hamster headbutts Sovereign.


I laughed freakin' hard on the last one when i first read it.

Very good page. Very fun page!

[Reever]

"Dr Chakwas snipes EDI" xD
"Kasumi intimidates Councilor Velarn" - I´d lik to se that
"Blasto pilots Tali" o.0
"A thresher maw takes hallex with Thane" - have fun, guys!
"Emily Wong is the genetic destiny of Liara" lawl

[bioticfu]

Morinth dances for EDI. -- O_o
Anderson practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Udina. -- I knew it!!
Jenkins has a breeding request from Blasto. -- o.o;;
Councilor Velarn breaks up with a thresher maw. -- about time... I'd hate to be there for the aftermath tho.
Joker is 'friend zoned' by Morinth. --Probably a good thing..
A space hamster charms Miranda. -- Pfft, the space hamster charms everyone
Liara catches Scale itch from Urz. -- uh...
Tali 'air quotes' Shepard.
Saren headbutts Liara.
Jack licks Samara. -- giggity
A Space hamster probes a thresher maw.

[Harman Smith]

Presley is the genetic destiny of a pyjack.

Anderson has a breeding request from the Biotic God.

A yahg catches scale itch from Liara.


Admiral Hackett catches scale itch from Garrus.


Emily Wong recruits a space hamster.

Garrus licks Aria.

Garrus blows off steam with Sovereign.

Urz renegade interrupts Conrad Verner.

Jack was totally Shepards favourite.

Harbinger upgrades Shepard.

[Omnicrat]

Harkin makes disingenuous accusations about EDI.

As always, harkin goes running his mouth off, calling EDI nothing more then a glorified VI and how he could do the calculations twice as fast as he felt like it.

[Omnicrat]

Clara Shepard wrote...

Shepard links suit environments with a thresher maw.

Shepard ignores Kaidan to watch the techno Turian. (how could you shepard?)

Saren practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Sovereign. (didn't that happen?)

Joker shoots Kelly (finally, I'm glad someone did it)

'The Priize' warps Jesse( oh god, I hate to find out what Jacob was doing with Jesse)

Kaidan releases direct control of Harbinger.(I knew Kaidan was always the mastermind, that's why he's so damn hot, so you wouldn't expect him.... but it really was him!!)

It was me!  I was the turkey!  ME!!!

[Drunken_Soviet]

Commander Dariush Shepard wrote...

Arkitekt wrote...

gotta feeling that 90% of these are just made up by the commenters themselves hehe

Not mine 

Neither are mine (Hell I made a s***-Ton of 'em)

[Krunjar]

Mordin makes disingenuous accusations about a pyjack.

Jack headbutts Sovereign.

Ashley is the genetic destiny of Conrad Verner. . He wishes lol.

A thresher maw embraces eternity with Khalisah al-Jilani.

Urz is the genetic destiny of Miranda. Always kinda thaught she was a BLEEP!

Urz has a breeding request from Wrex. Can not Unsee!

Tali shoots EDI. ,, Oh well no surprise there i guess .

A space hamster is the genetic destiny of the Illusive Man. hehehehe

A Pyjack shoots Jacob ... wishing really hard.

Modifié par Krunjar, 22 août 2011 - 11:40 .

[dnovy]

Udina takes hallex with Joker.
A pyjack smokes a cigarette with this one.
Wrex licks Shephard.
The Illusive Man probes a thresher maw.
The Biotic God has a breeding request from EDI.
Harkin thinks about dancing with Mordin.
Gabby sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Ashley.
Udina is the genetic destiny of Sovereign.

[Ozzyfan223]

"Mordin sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Sovereign."

[Copyright Theft]

dnovy wrote...
Gabby sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Ashley.

I like where this is going

[bioticfu]

Giggity

[Rovay]

"The Shadow Broker embraces eternity with a yahg." I'm wondering... Which Broker are we talking about here?

[Fatemaster]

Shepard breaks up with Jacob - Looks like there´s an opportunity for Kasumi to get the priiize...

[Omnicrat]

Welsh Inferno wrote...

Shepard romances Shepard. 

Y'know, like what you can do in Fable 3.

[daigakuinsei]

Miranda punches Kaidan (sentinel rivalry?)
Grunt sees under Blasto's mask
Nihlus smokes a cigarette with Benezia
A thresher maw goes to Afterlife with Aria
Khalisah al-Jilani pilots the Shadow Broker
Harbinger takes hallex with Benezia

Modifié par daigakuinsei, 27 août 2011 - 05:07 .

[Shifty Assassin]

"Morinth probes ken"

The question is with what?


"sovereign buys cheap alchohol for saren"

"ashley punches miranda"  Lol that might happen in my Me3 game lol

Modifié par Shifty Assassin, 27 août 2011 - 05:44 .