395 réponses à ce sujet

[UtilityDog]

Harkin thinks about dancing with Presley. LOL

[DudesterMcGillicutty]

"Morinth wants Harbinger to put more of the suff in the... thing more stuff goes in."

And that's how the reaper wars came to an end.

[Darthnemesis2]

Harkin Virmires Tali.

[ArcticMan94]

 Shepard is 'friend zoned' by Jack

[AccursedOdin]

Harbinger has a breeding request from the Illusive Man.

EDI wears silly top hats with Saren.

Tali probes Gabby.

[Vertigo_1]

Conrad Verner headbutts Saren.

Jacob renegade interrupts Udina.

Nihlus knows Saren feels this.

[E-Type XR]

I know the reason Cerberus are fighting us in ME3:

"Harbinger tests reach and flexability with the Illusive Man"

[redneckwonderland]

Liara buys cheap alcohol for the Shadow Broker.

[Volandrius]

Councilor Velarn renegade interrupts a thresher maw.

Councilor: Hold on a sec thresher, your fight is good and all, but the fight against sovereign was the best fight EVER.

EDI buys a copy of Fornax for Sovereign
Didn't know AI and reapers were into this stuff o.O

Jack knows Grunt feels this.
o.O

Modifié par Volandrius, 13 août 2011 - 06:50 .

[Jamesnew2]

Wrex licks the Illusive Man.
Ken has a breeding request from the Illusive Man.

Modifié par Jamesnew2, 13 août 2011 - 06:51 .

[Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien]

"Kal'Reegar Renegade interupts Shepard"

Gorram it Shepard, we're supposed to be bad guys not a bunch of Paragon ******! :happy:

[Pax of Doom]

Miranda slaps omni-gel on 'The Priiize'

Dr. Chakwas catches scale itch from Zaeed. - Knew it!!!

Blasto headbutts Grunt. - squish!

EDI takes hallex with Joker - that one works!

Garrus makes disingenuous accusations about a space hamster. - oh my!

Liara becomes a thresher maw. - hahaah!!!

Conrad Verner intimidates Sovereign - damn straight!

Sovereign renegade interrupts Councilor Velarn. - Ah yes, Reapers...

[kill_switch_423]

"Benezia sneaks into the Captain's quarters with the Shadow Broker."

Uhm...

"A space hamster paragon interrupts Shepard."

To beg him to stop enabling incestial acts.

"Mordin practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Ashley."

Playa.

"Kelly Virmires Mordin."

Jealousy?

"Aria dresses up in Phoenix armor for Ashley."

Well, she's dead now so...

"Miranda punches Shepard."

...For having sex with Liara AND her back-from-dead mother.

"Urz licks Dr. Chakwas."



"Samara indoctrinates the Illusive Man."

O_O;

"Aria goes to Afterlife with Nihlus."

How appropriate...

"Shepard embraces eternity with Legion."

Happy ending!

[AlphaDormante]

"'The Priiize' links suit environments with a yahg."

"Udina achieves consensus with Garrus."

"A yahg is the genetic destiny of Harkin."

"Joker catches scale itch from Mordin."

"The Illusive Man hacks The Illusive Man."

"Habinger wears silly top hats with The Shadow Broker."

"Tali probes Shepard."

[MarchWaltz]

Morinth says to the Shadow Broker, 'That was awesome!'

EDI Virmires Jacob

Thane tests reach and flexibility with Gabby

Saren achieves consensus with Udina

Presley has a breeding request from Harbinger

'The Priiize' drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with Admiral Hackett

Kal'Reegar gains the loyalty of Liara.

Ken gains the loyalty of Dr. Chakwas.

'The Priiize' upgrades Ashley.

Samara takes hallex with Shepard.

Liara pilots Wrex.

The Illusive Man romances Urz.

[Inutaisho7996]

"Urz dressed up in phoenix armor for Sovereign."

"A space hamster sees under Jack's mask."

and most confusing of all "Kaiden is the very model of a scientist Ashley."

[Arbalest7]

Garrus headbutts Sovereign

Saren takes Hallex with Joker

Samara thinks Jacob is a structural weakness

Emily Wong links suit environments with Shepard.

[Warden130]

"Kelly probes EDI."
Somehow I'm not surprised

[GoG ToXiC]

Grunt licks "The Priize"

I really don't want to draw this or make a story for it.

Modifié par GoG ToXiC, 13 août 2011 - 07:53 .

[Inutaisho7996]

"Kelly wears silly top hats with Jack." That one I'd actually like to see. If only I could draw.

"A pyjack becomes the Shadow Broker."

"Liara licks Harkin." ...eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww.

Modifié par Inutaisho7996, 13 août 2011 - 07:58 .

[Clara Shepard]

Shepard links suit environments with a thresher maw.

Shepard ignores Kaidan to watch the techno Turian. (how could you shepard?)

Saren practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Sovereign. (didn't that happen?)

Joker shoots Kelly (finally, I'm glad someone did it)

'The Priize' warps Jesse( oh god, I hate to find out what Jacob was doing with Jesse)

Kaidan releases direct control of Harbinger.(I knew Kaidan was always the mastermind, that's why he's so damn hot, so you wouldn't expect him.... but it really was him!!)

[filetemo]

The Thorian buys a copy of Fornax for a pyjack.

haha weird

[Mixtos]

*Looks at generated plot* I guess we can add geth to the list of races Kelly loves.

[roflchoppaz]

A yahg has a breeding request from Jack.

EUGH, SICK!

Legion becomes Conrad Verner.

...It all makes perfect sense.

Modifié par roflchoppaz, 13 août 2011 - 09:50 .

[Boiny Bunny]

"Joker thinks Dr. Chakwas is a structural weakness"

"Benezia pilots Saren"  Thought it was the other way around...

Modifié par Boiny Bunny, 13 août 2011 - 09:53 .