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[Kurth]

Kasumi tests reach and flexibility with Harbinger

Tali practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Garrus.

Benezia buys a copy of Fornax for Liara.

EDI sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Joker.

Modifié par Kurth, 13 août 2011 - 10:09 .

[ammyretsu]

EDI buys a copy of Fornax for the Illusive Man. (this one is making me laugh so much)

A space hamster embraces eternity with Mordin.   D:

[CrazyRah]

Khalisah al-Jilani probes Conrad Verner

Oh dear

[CrazyRah]

Haha looool!

A yahg tests reach and flexibility with Tali

DO NOT WANT

[Zatwu]

Blasto catches scale itch from a space hamster.
EDI sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Presley.
Saren embraces eternity with Harbinger.
Jack is the genetic destiny of Benezia.
The Thorian knows Jack feels this.
Khalisah al-Jilani licks Conrad Verner.
A space hamster embraces eternity with Joker.

The goggles! They do nothing!

Modifié par Zatwu, 13 août 2011 - 10:14 .

[bizaeo]

Benezia shoots Blasto

A yahg drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with Liara.

Mordin eats data like Blasto on the way to real errors.

'The Priiize' upgrades Sovereign.

The Illusive Man dresses up in Phoenix armor for Presley.

Emily Wong catches scale itch from Admiral Hackett.

Jesse calibrates the Biotic God.

Admiral Hackett eats data like 'The Priiize' on the way to real errors.

lol

[Candidate 88766]

Aria licks Wrex.



Liara slaps omni-gel on Saren.



Saren pilots Zaeed.



A Thresher Maw investigates Kaiden.



Kal'Reegar tests reach and flexibility with the Illusive Man.



A Thresher Maw licks miranda.



Kasumi wants Zaeed to put more stuff in the... thing more stuff goes in.



The Biotic God wears silly top hats with Blasto.

[Warheadz]

Nihlus embraces eternity with a space hamster.

Thane assumes direct control of Tali.

Jack calibrates Gabby.

A thresher maw practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Tali.

'The Priiize' catches scale itch from a pyjack.

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Is it just me or is this plot generator... horny?

[SilentNukee]

This is so full of WIN! XD

[SilentNukee]

Kal'Reegar indoctrinates Liara.
Ashley makes disingenuous accusations about Sovereign. O.O
A pyjack wants Ken to put more of the suff in the... thing more stuff goes in. ......XX
EDI sneaks into the Captain's quarters with a thresher maw. ...As if that'd be "sneaking".
Shepard tests reach and flexibility with Dr. Chakwas. Giggidy.

[Shotokanguy]

I just got "Joker assumes direct control of Harbinger".

No joke®.

Oh wow, and then "This one knows a pyjack feels this".

The mental image I got...

Oh man, and the last one, I was trying for something good with Miranda...got "Miranda practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Ashley."

Damn, those were good.

Modifié par Shotokanguy, 13 août 2011 - 10:26 .

[ObserverStatus]

Urz takes hallex with 'The Priiize'.

[Kenzie1100]

'Blasto licks Nihlus.'

I'm done.

[legion999]

The thresher maw tests reach and flexibility with Emily Wong.
Emily Wong gave the thresher maw scal itch.
The Illusive Man releases direct control of Admiral Hackett.
Saren endorses Tali.
Joker warps Aria.

[Warheadz]

Wrex is "Friend zoned" by Shepard

[ammyretsu]

Tali catches scale itch from Grunt.

Wrex dances for Morinth.

Morinth misses having elevator discussions with Saren.

Harbinger 'air quotes' Ken.

The Illusive Man wears silly top hats with a thresher maw. (lolol)

A space hamster romances Jacob. (because no one else will romance him)

[Spanky Magoo]

Garrus Virmires Harbinger.

Shepard dances for Kelly.

The Biotic God Virmires Kaidan.

A space hamster Virmires Jacob.

[CaptainHydra]

Shepard releases direct control of Harbinger.

[Ausstig]

Zaeed Renegade interrupts Anderson: Now that would make the game........ about 20% cooler.

[CaptainHydra]

Joker licks Admiral Hackett

Wrex sees under Aria's mask

'The Priiize' assumes direct control of Harbinger.

A thresher maw was totally a thresher maw's favorite.

Blasto becomes Councilor Velarn

Joker embraces eternity with a thresher maw

Urz has a breeding request from Kelly (implications, unpleasant)

[Ieldra]

"Councilor Velarn dresses up in Phoenix armor for Thane."

Modifié par Ieldra2, 13 août 2011 - 11:06 .

[Vyse_Fina]

Harkin tests reach and flexibility with Udina.

That was... disturbing...

[Luke_Shepard]

"Liara thinks 'The Priiize' is a structural weakness."

I seriously could stop laughing at that! 

"Saren endorses Udina"

The truth finally comes out 

"Dr. Chakwas sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Presley."

It all makes sense now! 

"Saren dresses up in Phoenix armor for Sovereign."

You learn something new about indoctrination every day