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[Savber100]

The Biotic God buys a copy of Fornax for Saren. (O_o)

The Illusive Man thinks Councilor Velarn is a structural weakness. (For once, I agree with TIM)

Jack tests reach and flexibility with Conrad Verner

The Shadow Broker catches scale itch from the Shadow Broker. (There's a masturbation joke somewhere in there.)

The Thorian romances a thresher maw.

[Obsidian Gryphon]

The Illusive Man dresses up in Phoenix armor for Presley.... *barf*  

[Vyse_Fina]

Obsidian Gryphon wrote...

The Illusive Man dresses up in Phoenix armor for Presley.... *barf*  

Not as disturbing as "Harkin tests reach and flexibility with Udina."
Take the pictures out of my mind

Modifié par Vyse_Fina, 13 août 2011 - 11:16 .

[Harman Smith]

The Thorian takes hallex with a space hamster.

A space hamster pilots Gabby.

Sovereign thinks about dancing with Tali.

Jacob catches scale itch from Wrex.

Blasto becomes Kasumi.

Harbinger was totally Blasto's favorite. (Before he became Kasumi, I guess...)

Anderson probes Urz.

Zaeed catches scale itch from Udina.

Saren romances Conrad Verner.

Aria licks Kasumi.

...

right.

[DarthKaldriss]

The Illusive Man slaps omni-gel on Jacob
Yikes.

[Ulathar]

Saren has a breeding request from Liara.

[Obsidian Gryphon]

Systemlord Baal wrote...

Saren has a breeding request from Liara.

   That'll certainly rouse outrage from certain quarters.  

[Obsidian Gryphon]

Vyse_Fina wrote...

Obsidian Gryphon wrote...

The Illusive Man dresses up in Phoenix armor for Presley.... *barf*  

Not as disturbing as "Harkin tests reach and flexibility with Udina."
Take the pictures out of my mind

Ah shucks, they're two of a kind. A fitting couple.  

[daigakuinsei]

"Councilor Velarn becomes Kelly"

"Morinth dresses up in Phoenix armor for Harbinger"

"The Thorian goes to Afterlife with a yahg"

"Mordin dances for Conrad Verner"

"Harbinger wears silly top hats with Conrad Verner"

"Councilor Velarn headbuts Miranda"

[aridor1570]

"Joker dances for EDI"

[Ausstig]

Joker snips Blasto: woo Joker is bad****$

[LiquidLogic2020]

Anderson drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with 'The Priiize'.

That it im done.

[RenegadeXV]

"Jesse sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Councilor Velarn." 

"Wrex buys a copy of Fornax for Grunt."

Modifié par COGNiTiON 1, 13 août 2011 - 01:06 .

[Sundiization]

Anderson Breaks up with Grunt

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

Benezia achieves consensus with Khalisah al-Jilani.

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

A yahg jettisons garbage with Miranda.
Thane blows off steam with Joker.
Garrus ignores 'The Priiize' to watch the techno Turian.
Joker has a breeding request from Emily Wong.
Harbinger assumes direct control of Councilor Velarn.

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

Harbinger is 'friend zoned' by Shepard.

[CaptainHydra]

"Sovereign releases direct control of Councilor Velarn."

It all makes sense now!

"Ashley romances Miranda."

This ain't a bad thought at all, hey hey

"Urz catches scale itch from Kelly."

I knew Kelly was dirty, but not that dirty o.0

[salomi7]

Sovereign embraces eternity with Conrad Verner - disturbing on sooo many levels

Thane dresses up in Phoenix armor for Harbinger - Can't imagine the flashbacks that thane will have

Kelly licks Zaeed - I thought better of kelly

Liara thinks about dancing with the Shadow Broker - This is the real story of how the Shadow Broker fell

The Thorian 'air quotes' Dr. Chakwas

Liara knows Presley feels this - Liara really does get around

[Mr Plow]

Jacob is 'friend zoned' by a space hamster.

Mordin sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Admiral Hackett.

Joker links suit environments with a thresher maw.

A space hamster licks Saren.

Modifié par Mr Plow, 13 août 2011 - 01:45 .

[HighMoon]

"The Thorian dresses up in Phoenix armor for Benezia" - O.o

"Tali makes disingenuous accusations about Legion" - Why am I not surprised?

"Ken drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with Gabby" - could happen

"Khalisah al-Jilani becomes the Illussive Man" - Oh god, we're all doomed

"Sovereign catches scale itch from the Biotic God" - Ewww

"A yahg smokes a cigarette with Aria" - Badass XD

"Liara gains the loyalty of Benezia" - Finally T_T

"Kelly sneaks into the captains quarters with Wrex" - Well, you know Kelly. And what was that about Wrex not being able to keep his hands off a fertile female?

"A thresher maw has a breeding request from Wrex" - Damn, he's gotten REALLY desperate. XD

"A space hamster drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with a pyjack" - Okay, who gave alcohol to the animals?!

"Liara was totally the Shadow Broker's favorite" - Wow, vain much?! XD

[xSTONEYx187x]

A Pyjack cheats in Skyllian Five against Sovereign.

'The Priiize' becomes a Yahg.

Kal'Reegar thinks Kaidan is a structural weakness.

A space hamster takes hallex with Blasto.

[bobdooly]

Ashley has a breeding request from the Thorian.

Oh god...

[Xarello111]

Ashley has a breeding request from 'The Priiize'. XD