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[Antuuthu]

 Tali licks EDI.

[C9316]

Jacob paragon interrupts Shepard.

Uh....isn't that Jacob's romance in a nutshell?

[Annihilator27]

"Legion calibrates this one."

Modifié par annihilator27, 13 août 2011 - 03:07 .

[Youknow]

Jack Virmires Admiral Hackett.

Not that strange considering what happens with Jack's loyalty I guess.

[-Skorpious-]

"Udina cheats in Skyllian Five against Anderson".

"A pyjack intimidates Sovereign".

"Liara wants the Thorian to put more of the suff in the... thing more stuff goes in".

"Dr. Chakwas probes Aria".

"Urz is the genetic destiny of Jacob".

"The Illusive Man charms the Illusive Man".

"Kal'Reegar thinks Legion is a structural weakness".

Modifié par -Skorpious-, 13 août 2011 - 03:13 .

[BatmanPWNS]

Kasumi tests reach and flexibility with Ashley.

[KingNu11]

Conrad Verner tests reach and flexibility with Jack. 0.o

A pyjack romances Legion.

Modifié par KingNu11, 13 août 2011 - 03:17 .

[wellofsouls]

Aria buys a copy of Fornax for Admiral Hackett.
Admiral Hackett buys a copy of Fornax for Benezia.
The Biotic God assumes direct control of the space hamster.

Modifié par wellofsouls, 13 août 2011 - 03:19 .

[CroGamer002]

The Shadow Broker ignores Harbinger to watch the techno Turian.

Legion eats data like Conrad Verner on the way to real errors.

The Illusive Man says to Liara, 'That was awesome!'.

Modifié par Mesina2, 13 août 2011 - 03:20 .

[Xeniphe]

Liara sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Benezia.

O_O

[F00lishG]

Xeniphe wrote...

Liara sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Benezia.

O_O

I came.

Modifié par F00lishG, 13 août 2011 - 03:21 .

[Abispa]

BLASTO INTIMIDATES UDINA

Udina presses against his desk, his left arm raised and placed defensively between him and the unrelenting Hanar of Justice. He gazes around his office at the dozen security guards lying around, unconscious, dead or moaning softly in pain.

"This one has no time for your frivolous activities!" Blasto said with a serious expression that could only be fully comprehended by others of his species, but to everyone else looked identical to an air-born jellyfish that had ever been rendered on a 21 century game system. Still, the cold motionless jelly still radiated menace while wielding a 128 caliber Salarian STG Hurtmaker. "You have the information needed for this one to expose the unlicensed distribution of 'Alliance Corsair!'"

Udina tried to remain firm and proud as he always imagined himself to be, but the menace generated by the Enkindler's Chosen Ass Kicker made him go down quicker than an underage Quarian model in an issue of Formax.

A tentacle slapped across Udina's face not completely dissimilar to the way the Asari secretary did when he had too much to drink the other night. In other words, hard, forceful and full of biotic energy. He felt his medically restructured jaw weakening.

"This one requires the incriminating information now, monkey born!" The Hanar of Vengeance was so full of violent intent now that if the scene were depicted in an XBox 360 video game he would actual be animated.

"Vernor!" Udina cried out like a Krogan too poor to buy an explosive round, "It was Conrad Vernor!"

"And where, shaved simian, can this one discover this 'Conrad Vernor'?"

"I don't know," Udina wept truthfully, "I just... don't know..."

Modifié par Abispa, 13 août 2011 - 03:25 .

[John Renegade]

In ten tries:


"Samara warps Sovereign."

"The Illusive Man releases direct control of Harkin."

"Emily Wonk sees under Joker's mask."

"A pyjack snipes Gabby."

"Shepard dresses up in Phoenix armor for Conrad Werner."

"Thane ignores Sovereign to watch the techno turian."

[Zanis]

Miranda licks Kaidan.(Mhm)
Khalisah al-Jilani buys cheap alcohol for Morinth.(u dont whana see that punch )
A space hamster indoctrinates Wrex.(they are the reapers i tell you)
Jacob probes Dr. Chakwas.(jacob we didnt know your in to old ladys)
Joker jokes with Aria.
Joker dances for Aria.
This one calibrates this one.

[yuncas]

The Illusive Man was totally Covrad Verner's favorite

The Illusive Man embraces eternity with the Illusive Man

Grunt catches scale itch from Urz

[John Renegade]

"Tali was totally Grunt's favorite."

"Kal'Reegar renegade interrupts a Yahg."

"Admiral Hackett drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with EDI."

"The Thorian plays Galaxy of Fantasy with Shepard."

"Councilor Velarn cheats in Skyllian Five against Samara." (ow!)

"Jenkins headbutts Morinth"

[Xeniphe]

F00lishG wrote...

Xeniphe wrote...

Liara sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Benezia.

O_O

I came.

I guess now we know why they stopped talking to each other 

[Xeniphe]

Sorry for double post but

Samara calibrates Morinth.

[JRCHOharry]

A space hamster scars Sovereign.
Like a boss!

[Ulathar]

Miranda catches scale itch from Conrad Verner.

I lol'd.

[TheWerdna]

Conrad Verner punches a thresher maw (I would pay money to see this happen in ME3)

'The Priiize' assumes direct control of EDI (...)

Wrex sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Urz (no, just... no)

Shepard smokes a cigarette with Wrex. (eh, need to be "Shepard smokes a pipe with Wrex while wearing a tophat and a monocle)

Modifié par TheWerdna, 13 août 2011 - 04:12 .