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[commandoclone87]

Councillor Velorn "Renegade Interrupts" Sovereign.

Sovereign: “We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end beca........"

Velorn: "We have already dismissed your claims"

[Harman Smith]

The Thorian licks Conrad Verner.

A space hamster headbutts the Illusive Man.
-I so want to see that happen. :-)

Ashley links suit environments with a space hamster.

Legion headbutts Tali.
Looks like the quarian/geth peace talks went nowhere.

Sovereign thinks about dancing with Shepard.

A thresher maw probes Benezia.
-Probably slightly uncomfortable.

Conrad Verner says to a yahg, 'That was awesome!'.

Councilor Velarn licks Harbinger.
- Maybe this is what it takes to stop him dismissing those claims...

Jesse calibrates Conrad Verner.

A yahg punches Khalisah al-Jilani.
-In the unlikely case we get a yahg squadmate in ME3 I hope we get this option. 8]

Also, it looks like Conrad really gets around.

Modifié par Harman Smith, 13 août 2011 - 06:45 .

[Fatemaster]

A pyjack is the very model of a scientist Zaeed. - Both are dumb in science. Only difference: Zaeed´s a badass.

Anderson pilots Councilor Velarn - Wait, WHAT?

Grunt pilots Emily Wong - Oooooookaaaaaaayyyyy...

Pressly blows off steam with Samara - I would, too...

Emily Wong scars Blasto - This one is not invulnerable.

Wrex punches a yahg - Well, of course. After all, he is Urdnot F***ing Wrex!

Thane cheats in Skyllian-Five against Khalisah al-Jilani - Khalisah al-Jilani: bad luck magnet since 2183.


Stay tuned for Fatemaster´s next Plot Generator Commentary!

[Requiem of Faith]

"The Illusive Man sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Conrad Verner." ~ Ooolala

"Shepard plays the Flux music for Tali." ~ For those Talimancers

"Saren romances a space hamster." ~ poor hamster

"Jacob catches scale itch from a space hamster." ~ creepy...

[NightAntilli]

"Jenkins misses having elevator discussions with a thresher maw."

 Ken Probes Shepard."

Modifié par NightAntilli, 13 août 2011 - 06:58 .

[Darksaberexile]

Councilor Velarn is 'friend zoned' by Khalisah al-Jilani.

lol

Blasto thinks the Thorian is a structural weakness.

A thresher maw is 'friend zoned' by Saren.

Mordin gains the loyalty of Nihlus.
wait what? when did Mordin become a necromancer?


Sovereign recruits the Shadow Broker.

[Silentmode]

A pyjack "paragon interrupts" Soveriegn.
Saren practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Blasto.
A yahg calibrates Shepard.
Garrus wants Samara to put more stuff in the... thing more stuff goes in.
Urz wears silly top hats with Samara.
Udina smokes a ciggarete with Ashley. (I guess we know how she became a Spectre now.)

[Abispa]

ASHLEY SACRIFICES JOKER ON VIRMIRE

"Joker," Ashley said slowly and seriously, "we finally came to an agreement with Wrex. I got him to agree to help us destroy the Krogan cloning facility... as long as he got to sleep with you tonight."

[TheSt3alth]

"Tali jettisons garbage with Shepard."

D-does Shepard have a scat fetish?

[Grimjesse127]

"A pyjack assumes direct control of Liara."

"Admiral Hackett slaps omni-gel on the Illusive Man." Oh GOD.

"Udina wears silly top hats with Ashley."

"A space hamster buys a copy of Fornax for Sovereign."

"Dr. Chakwas has a breeding request from EDI."

"A space hamster headbutts Garrus."

Modifié par Grimjesse127, 13 août 2011 - 07:28 .

[Lotion Soronarr]

The Illusive Man shoots Tali. - about damn time!

Kelly slaps omni-gel on Wrex - =_=

[pacer90]

The Biotic God endorses the Biotic God.

[Dr. rotinaj]

A pyjack probes Wrex

[JBONE27]

The great Commander Shepard was on trial. The trial for the fist human Specter was a complete circus. In the midst of it, there was one reporter who had, had run-ins with Shepard before. She was Khalisah al-Jilani, who had tried to interview Shepard on two occasions.
Just then the reapers attacked Earth. Thanks to her weak mind, Al-Jilani was the first one to be controlled. She leaped at Shepard, thrashing at her until she saw one of the armed guards. She grabbed the gun from the guard's holster, but before she could fire Shepard slapped her with a heavy warp causing the biotic barrier one of the reapers set up to fall away. After a quick one-two punch, Al-Jilani was knocked out. Shepard took the pistol from her hand shooting her twice in the head, "I never liked her," Shepard spat running off to save the world.

"This one releases direct control of Khalisah al-Jilani."

[Chaos-fusion]

Shepard catches scale itch from a thresher maw.

Kaidan punches Khalisah al-Jilani.

Liara embraces eternity with Blasto. - I bet there's fanart of that somewhere already.

Modifié par Chaos-fusion, 13 août 2011 - 08:56 .

[eternalnightmare13]

 A pyjack indoctrinates Kaidan.

[Tyr-El]

EDI "air quotes" Urz.

We have dismissed this theory.

[ammyretsu]

Zaeed dances for Wrex.

Dr. Chakwas embraces eternity with Kaidan.

Kasumi recruits the Illusive Man.

Kasumi intimidates EDI.

EDI ignores Dr. Chakwas to watch the techno Turian.

Kasumi is 'friend zoned' by 'The Priiize'.

[Dragonharted]

"Anderson licks a space hamster"

[Funkcase]

Shepard has a breeding request from Anderson.

Ashley licks Thane.

Garrus blows off steam with Nihlus.

Kaidan gains the loyalty of Shepard.

Admiral Hackett indoctrinates Ashley.

Wrex dresses up in Phoenix armor for Tali.

Sovereign thinks about dancing with a space hamster.

Kal'Reegar romances Ashley.

A thresher maw catches scale itch from Garrus.

[cactusberry]

Dr. Chakwas licks Sovereign.

The Biotic God licks Ken.

Ashley romances Grunt.

Urz knows Conrad Verner feels this.

Councilor Velarn 'air quotes' a space hamster.

Harkin romances Shepard.

Conrad Verner achieves consensus with Khalisah al-Jilani.

Gabby renegade interrupts this one.

'The Priiize' wants Udina to put more of the stuff in the... thing more stuff goes in.

A yahg embraces eternity with Joker.

'The Priiize' probes Saren.

[packardbell]

Mordin headbutts Zaeed

[Thalador]

Saren catches scale itch from Wrex. - At least now we know how Wrex escaped from that volus cargo ship Saren had hijacked with mercs.

Miranda upgrades the Illusive Man. - Now what could that mean?

The Shadow Broker goes to afterlife with a yahg. - They're gonna tear the place apart just to decide which one will order first.

Modifié par Thalador, 13 août 2011 - 09:35 .

[Darksaberexile]

Thalador wrote...

Miranda upgrades the Illusive Man. - Now what could that mean?

Mind control chip?

[Kidd]

And so it came to pass that the revered enemy of this one's tribe ascended upon the humble soil of Kahje. They seemed to bend the air around them through their immense biotic might. Such feats were beyond those such as this one, so the Enkindler's people sought help from another star.

Magnificent he was. Armour glimmering under the sun, Kahje's waters keeping the very atmosphere around his muscular build beautiful and moist. The glorious human raised his shotgun and took aim at one of the forms who had blasted this one's earthly home mere moments ago. With a most intense blue glow surrounding his firm, dark toned arms, he lifted the creature off the very ground before once more resuming aim. "Gravity is one mean mother, huh."

This one jettisons garbage with Jacob.