Personally, I think every conversation, paragon or renegade, should end with Shepard sucker punching someone.
Slap the VS!
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, août 16 2011 02:11
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#27
Posté 16 août 2011 - 06:38
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Yes, I would love to slap Ashley, and not in a good way.
A punch would be preferable.
A punch would be preferable.
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Posté 16 août 2011 - 09:24
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How about they play a game of "beat the meat" instead?
... if this turns out to be a sexual euphemism (my euphemism-sense is tingling), I apologize in before hand. I heard the term being used to describe characters Pyp and Grenn taking turns beating Sam (a fat guy, hence "meat") in A Game of Thrones with their training swords because Sam was too cowardly to defend himself when instructed by their weapon trainer.
So, can't Shepard do the same thing by letting his crew take turns and punch out the VS because they were jerks on Horizon? You know, get those war-induced aggressions out? We could tell them it's a Spectre hazing ritual. I mean, they've never been Spectres before, so how would they know if it's true or not? It's not like they can ask the Council if EDI "mysteriously" corrupts communications.
Think about it.
... if this turns out to be a sexual euphemism (my euphemism-sense is tingling), I apologize in before hand. I heard the term being used to describe characters Pyp and Grenn taking turns beating Sam (a fat guy, hence "meat") in A Game of Thrones with their training swords because Sam was too cowardly to defend himself when instructed by their weapon trainer.
So, can't Shepard do the same thing by letting his crew take turns and punch out the VS because they were jerks on Horizon? You know, get those war-induced aggressions out? We could tell them it's a Spectre hazing ritual. I mean, they've never been Spectres before, so how would they know if it's true or not? It's not like they can ask the Council if EDI "mysteriously" corrupts communications.
Think about it.
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Posté 16 août 2011 - 09:49
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I would love to hit kaiden! But I don't think mshep should hit Ash stern words yes but I don't feel like hitting her I know she believes in god so shep coming back I can see her being upset on that point alone. Kaiden however has no history so punch all the way.
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Posté 16 août 2011 - 09:51
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I'd love to falcon punch Ashely. Then stand over her as she's whimpering and yell, ''I should've let you die on Virmire, ****!''
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Posté 16 août 2011 - 09:53
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John Shepard WILL slap Ash....
OUT OF THE AIRLOCK!
OUT OF THE AIRLOCK!
#34
Posté 16 août 2011 - 10:00
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Yeah, I'd love to slap the VS'....together. So that they would forever be known as the same person, I would call it Ashdan, and my horrible creation will defeat the Reapers.
Modifié par GeneralSlotts193, 16 août 2011 - 10:01 .
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Posté 16 août 2011 - 10:23
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I now have the mental image of Femshep b!tch slapping Ash, then Ash b!tch slapping her back, then Femshep b!tch slapping her again, then Ash crash tackling her to the ground....
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Posté 16 août 2011 - 10:37
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Made Nightwing wrote...
I now have the mental image of Femshep b!tch slapping Ash, then Ash b!tch slapping her back, then Femshep b!tch slapping her again, then Ash crash tackling her to the ground....
#37
Posté 16 août 2011 - 10:40
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Gotta' practice those renegade interrupts on someone.
#38
Posté 16 août 2011 - 10:41
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Made Nightwing wrote...
I now have the mental image of Femshep b!tch slapping Ash, then Ash b!tch slapping her back, then Femshep b!tch slapping her again, then Ash crash tackling her to the ground....
Is this done in jello ... while wearing wet t-shirts?
#39
Posté 16 août 2011 - 10:46
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Made Nightwing wrote...
I now have the mental image of Femshep b!tch slapping Ash, then Ash b!tch slapping her back, then Femshep b!tch slapping her again, then Ash crash tackling her to the ground....
..... hot Lesbian sex scene ensues *cough* grab Miranda too *cough* giggity
Seriously though I would rather slap by elbow with my squadmate S.Mouse! That's S dot Mouse Exclamation Mark
#40
Posté 17 août 2011 - 01:08
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I would slap them. With bullets. Fired from a gun. Except it wouldn't be slapping. It would be shooting.
#41
Posté 17 août 2011 - 01:24
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PMC65 wrote...
Made Nightwing wrote...
I now have the mental image of Femshep b!tch slapping Ash, then Ash b!tch slapping her back, then Femshep b!tch slapping her again, then Ash crash tackling her to the ground....
Is this done in jello ... while wearing wet t-shirts?
Is there any other way for girls to fight?
#42
Posté 17 août 2011 - 01:41
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PMC65 wrote...
Made Nightwing wrote...
I now have the mental image of Femshep b!tch slapping Ash, then Ash b!tch slapping her back, then Femshep b!tch slapping her again, then Ash crash tackling her to the ground....
Is this done in jello ... while wearing wet t-shirts?
This is so totally happening in my head right now
#43
Posté 17 août 2011 - 02:53
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MegaBadExample wrote...
PMC65 wrote...
Made Nightwing wrote...
I now have the mental image of Femshep b!tch slapping Ash, then Ash b!tch slapping her back, then Femshep b!tch slapping her again, then Ash crash tackling her to the ground....
Is this done in jello ... while wearing wet t-shirts?
This is so totally happening in my head right now
*B!tch slapping jello fight for ME3* Somebody make a banner out of this
