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Seriously, how do you want us to defeat the Reapers?


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#151
pohaturon

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they are machines, sentient, but still machines, so all we need is Linux!

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J-Sheridan

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Pfft... just e-mail them some porn... Reaporn...
Reapers have needs too and it's been a LOOOOOONG time.

Thats why Harby wants Shepard's body for 'experimentation'

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Modifié par ZweiteWelt, 21 août 2011 - 03:21 .


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Epic777

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Integrate their systems with Windows ME

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Bringing Down The Sky

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Why can't we use the Citadel and just slingshot them all into a star? Can't be THAT difficult...

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Lotion Soronarr

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Keazu wrote...

The reapers are obviously somewhat vulnerable to even "modern" technology, or they wouldn't have bothered with the whole plan to use the Citadel for a surprise attack. If they had originally thought they could just barge in and defeat organic life with ease, why all the sneaking around, especially after the keepers could only be controlled via the Citadel? Bottom line, if the Reapers were truly undefeatable, they wouldn't bother with a sneak attack.


Wrong.
Why make things harder for you when you can make it easier?

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nitefyre410

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How are we going to beat the reapers huh?

Time , perseverance and a commitment to excellence.

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Lotion Soronarr

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Yakko77 wrote...

Maybe build a dreadnought sized omni-blade and stab the Reapers instead!


Approved!

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ArMedSuRViVoR

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They will probably put in a kind of mother reaper that you have to blow up.

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pohaturon wrote...

they are machines, sentient, but still machines, so all we need is Linux!



I vote that we jam the paradoxiest of logical paradoxes into Harbinger's mecha-maniacal cogwheel assembly-type-thingy. Allow me to postulate one possible scenario:

Harbinger: "We have ascended the inhabitants of your worlds. We can not be stopped."
Shepard (defiant, standing on a pile of rubble): "That's where you're wrong reaper. I have the means of your destruction right here!"
Harbinger: "We are ageless."
Shepard (collapses to her knees and then exhaustedly raises a potato above her head): "Say hello to my little friend!"
Harbinger: "WHAT? NO!"
Potato GLaDOS: "This, statement, is false!"
Shepard: "Yeah, that's right. Think about it! Think about it real good!"
Harbinger: "IT CAN'T BE TRUE!" (explodes)

Potato GLaDOS for squad mate and savior of the galaxy "X factor" in ME3!

Modifié par WyldeChylde, 21 août 2011 - 04:25 .


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RAF1940

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I have no idea, tbh.

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Aaleel

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They're machines, so my guess is some sort of virus, or something that destroys them from the inside out. I doubt seriously it will be by strength of arms.

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Bringing Down The Sky wrote...

Why can't we use the Citadel and just slingshot them all into a star? Can't be THAT difficult...


Ships have to coordinate that by themselves.

And putting Reapers to do that is really retarded since once they take over Citadel, they won the war.

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Alexnssilent

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Just give 'em Windows 98....they'll crash in about 5 minutes.

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J-Sheridan wrote...

Pfft... just e-mail them some porn... Reaporn...

Hell yeah! Kill it with porn!

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J0HNL3I

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Let's try switching them off and then on again.

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LOLandStuff

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My Shepard will ask them nicely to go back to Dark Space and return once her life expires.

Modifié par LOLandStuff, 21 août 2011 - 04:52 .


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Fly the stolen alien spaceship Normandy into the Mothership Alpha Reaper and upload a virus, disabling their shields. Later, cigars.


WyldeChylde wrote...

Harbinger: "We have ascended the inhabitants of your worlds. We can not be stopped."
Shepard (defiant, standing on a pile of rubble): "That's where you're wrong reaper. I have the means of your destruction right here!"
Harbinger: "We are ageless."
Shepard (collapses to her knees and then exhaustedly raises a potato above her head): "Say hello to my little friend!"
Harbinger: "WHAT? NO!"
Potato GLaDOS: "This, statement, is false!"
Shepard: "Yeah, that's right. Think about it! Think about it real good!"
Harbinger: "IT CAN'T BE TRUE!" (explodes)

:lol:

Modifié par bleetman, 21 août 2011 - 05:07 .


#169
CroGamer002

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We'll use Flutter Shy!

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Ahglock

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My guess is that they will claim having to fly here from dark space drained their power enough that they are vulnerable, which is why they wanted to use the citadel and back up relay.

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N7Infernox

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George-Kinsill wrote...

By having the galactic fleet fight the Reapers as a diversion, while Shepard goes through the citadel relay to where the Reapers live in dark space, and then destroy the dark citadel, the hub of all Reapers, leaving them all vulnerable to the galactic fleet.

Hnnng

I would have loved this, only with Harbinger coming to meet you at the dark Citadel, and depending on your choices in past games, certain forces will come to help you defeat Harbinger in the final battle.

#172
KevShep

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I want my Reaper pals to go kicking and screaming to there deaths.

I did not get to do that!

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TheShadowWolf911

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the ending was already a Deus Ex Machina actually, so winning with a Deus Ex Machine......wouldn't really be much different in terms of writting.

hell on TV Tropes it's listed under 'Diablous Ex Machina'

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MaggotFragger

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THE NECRO, IT BURNS!

www.youtube.com/watch

#175
Seishoujyo

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Build something more powerfull than the Thanix canon (Omega DLC) and with the help of the Leviathans its a total conventional win.