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[SpiffySquee]

So I was recording a session of ME with Friends and it hit me... Shag Carpet! Big, fluffy, beautiful shag all thought the ship. Just imagine the moral booster of the crew being able to work barefoot. Not to mention Renegades can rub their feet and shock Kelly

It's not too late BioWare!!!!

[Sundance31us]

Oh G-d no!

[SpiffySquee]

Oh come on!!! Who doesn't love to dig their toes into some shag after a long day?? Hell, this way you can even do it AT work!

[AlphaDormante]

The Alliance didn't even give Joker the leather chair; he got it from Cerberus! In fact, I bet that Rear Admiral jerk who inspects your ship in ME1 stripped it and took it for himself <_<

Modifié par AlphaDormante, 18 août 2011 - 10:38 .

[Sundance31us]

SpiffySquee wrote...
Oh come on!!! Who doesn't love to dig their toes into some shag after a long day?? Hell, this way you can even do it AT work!

After something my mother told me one day years ago I can never look shag carpet in the mouth again. Particularly green shag carpet.

[Thompson family]

Carpet burns like that? Tali would be a dead woman.

[SpiffySquee]

AlphaDormante wrote...

The Alliance didn't even give Joker the leather chair; he got it from Cerberus! In fact, I bet that Rear Admiral jerk who inspects your ship in ME1 stripped it and took it for himself <_<

I got one word for ya!! Ilos. Hell, the lady on the dock says it all. You can find ANYTHING. Are you telling me you can send thousands on fish, but you can't shell out a few thousand for the comfort and moral of your crew?

[SpiffySquee]

Thompson family wrote...

Carpet burns like that? Tali would be a dead woman.

Look, I know Tali is a doll... but can't you wait till you get to the bed before you tear into her??

[RenegadeXV]

My mind went somewhere horrible when I read the title.

[Thompson family]

SpiffySquee wrote...

Thompson family wrote...

Carpet burns like that? Tali would be a dead woman.

Look, I know Tali is a doll... but can't you wait till you get to the bed before you tear into her??

I can, but I'm not a Talimancer. I'm a Liara man. Once you've had blue you never go back.

Did I mention that I hate audience Q&As? I'm listening to a video from Gamescom for some new info. First audience question: "I love Tali. Can I marry her?"

In game -- I hope.

[Sundance31us]

Thompson family wrote...
In game -- I hope.

With Talimancers you never know.

[AlphaDormante]

SpiffySquee wrote...

I got one word for ya!! Ilos. Hell, the lady on the dock says it all. You can find ANYTHING. Are you telling me you can send thousands on fish, but you can't shell out a few thousand for the comfort and moral of your crew?

Oh, fine...but if there's a sudden outbreak of athlete's foot on the ship, I'm not going to do a fetch quest for talcum powder!

[Thompson family]

Sundance31us wrote...

Thompson family wrote...
In game -- I hope.

With Talimancers you never know.

Nor do we want to find out, eh, Sundance31us?

[SpiffySquee]

AlphaDormante wrote...

SpiffySquee wrote...

I got one word for ya!! Ilos. Hell, the lady on the dock says it all. You can find ANYTHING. Are you telling me you can send thousands on fish, but you can't shell out a few thousand for the comfort and moral of your crew?

Oh, fine...but if there's a sudden outbreak of athlete's foot on the ship, I'm not going to do a fetch quest for talcum powder!

meh. It would give Chawkwas something to do... besides drink:?

[Illiandri]

I agree with this proposal, if only Shepard gets a rotating bed for his bedroom.

[shepskisaac]

Only in the Captain's quarters please

[Sundance31us]

Thompson family wrote...
Nor do we want to find out, eh, Sundance31us?

I’d sooner be locked in a room and forced to watch Teletubbies for the rest of my life than know that dark secret.

[Kasai666]

"Yeah baby, yeah!"

[Destroy Raiden_]

No thanks if we're picking themes now for shep's room I want the raider one.

[SpiffySquee]

Destroy Raiden wrote...

No thanks if we're picking themes now for shep's room I want the raider one.

Room? I'm talking Ship wide Fella!! :happy:

[Golden Owl]

Heart shaped rotating water bed....satin sheets, velvet throw, hundreds of pillows....mirrored walls and ceiling....hot tub...whips and leathers....all atop a white shag rug........


Oh...and automatic fish feeder....

Modifié par Golden Owl, 18 août 2011 - 11:49 .

[Illiandri]

Golden Owl +1

[Zkyire]

Illiandri wrote...

I agree with this proposal, if only Shepard gets a rotating bed for his bedroom.

And a ceiling mirror.


Edit beaten by Golden.

Modifié par IEatWhatIPoo, 18 août 2011 - 11:52 .

[Savber100]

For some reason I read that as "shagging carpet" and my mind went into a dirty place. ;P