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[azerSheppard]

My girl, since i'm such a great fuk.

[Russalka]

A sweet Transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania.

[Homebound]

i would want to be reborn as a dragon.

[Eternal Phoenix]

I'd like to be reborn as Charles Darwin. So I can kill myself by bashing a hammer over my head while reciting "Jesus won" and in my will, I'd give everything to the Church (even though I don't agree with them). Also, just to annoy evolutionists, I'd invent the evolution theory and then deny it on my death bed (which in this case, would be where I'm bashing a hammer over my head). While dying, I'd thrust a Crucifix in my skull and my last words would be:

"Pwned by Christ ARTGHJSHHHHHHH!!!!"

In my bedroom will be thousands of notes about how I am such a failure for inventing the evolution theory.

Then I'd like to be reborn as Stephan Hawking so I can flip wheel of off a cliff while typing, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Did I mention that the sea beneath the cliff is shark infested?

Then I'd like to be reborn as the ant king and lead my ants to kill the plague that we know as the human race. Then ants would rule the earth, I'd be king and everyone would be happy.

Modifié par Elton John is dead, 20 août 2011 - 01:36 .

[BTG_01]

A gurkha.

[Seagloom]

Red Sonya of Rogatino. No one said it had to be a real person.

[Chromie]

Seagloom wrote...

Red Sonya of Rogatino. No one said it had to be a real person.

Hmm..I wanna come back as Cthulhu.

[Nameless one7]

The Emperor. Of course I'd be smart enough to eliminate Luke Skywalker rather then trying to make an apprentice.

[whykikyouwhy]

Flemeth.


Oh...wait...wrong universe. Hmmm....Priss Asagiri.


If not either of those, I suppose a gila monster.

[jlb524]

A hot lesbian.

[bleetman]

jlb524 wrote...

A hot lesbian.

Sounds like a plan.

[lobi]

Someone younger than anyone currently alive for a start.

jlb524 wrote...

A hot lesbian.

A hot lesbian's woman perhaps. (does this hyperthetical hot lesbian have a well paying job?)

Modifié par lobi, 20 août 2011 - 03:25 .

[Chromie]

jlb524 wrote...

A hot lesbian.

Your future self lover.

[sympathy4saren]

As Wrex. I can't leave my hands off of fertile females.

[Lestah Fox]

Before I read jlb's answer that too was going to be mine.

[Sinmara]

As a being who will learn what I didnt learn until this time.

[Weiser_Cain]

A microscopic, time traveling bullet. I'd go back and keep myself from being born in the first place.

[Ryllen Laerth Kriel]

Godzilla, I mean no one messes with Godzilla and gets away with it. Of course it would quickly become boring not being able to nimbly use my fingers and there's no computers I could use since the keyboard would be fifty yards across. Also sex would be akward since giant lizard women are neither attractive nor readily availible. It would be great fun to stomp on panicking Japanese soldiers and smash buildings but I wonder how long it would amuse me. Hmm...okay, maybe I'd rather be Charlemagne or perhaps a Silvan elf in Middle Earth. I wouldn't mind being a dinosaur either, or a carrot...or a dinocarrot!

[bmwcrazy]

Yuki Nagato

[Ryllen Laerth Kriel]

Ringo12 wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

A hot lesbian.

Your future self lover.

I'll be a hotter lesbian to mess up both of your relationships. A hotter bionic lesbian with laser eyes and rocket powered jumpjets so I can fly around town and burn people with my gaze.

[lobi]

Ryllen Laerth Kriel wrote...

Ringo12 wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

A hot lesbian.

Your future self lover.

I'll be a hotter lesbian to mess up both of your relationships. A hotter bionic lesbian with laser eyes and rocket powered jumpjets so I can fly around town and burn people with my gaze.

Is that you Margaret Cho?

[Phaffner]

Hopefully having lived a decent life in this exsistance, a being on a higher better plane then this one.

[mousestalker]

I don't. Reincarnation sucks on any number of levels.

For those who want to come back as a hot lesbian, you may wish to reconsider. None of you specified what era, country or region you wished to return in. Certain areas are problematical and would leave you frustrated for your entire life. Also, assuming you come back in a gay friendly venue, your metabolism would be ramped up. You'd have to eat more food just to stay alive. Granted you'd burn the calories, but still, your life would be more expensive. Not to mention prospective partners would find you less attractive after further acquaintance.

To enlarge this point, your increased body temperature would make anyone you slept with sweatier and grungier in the morning. That's both unattractive and unappealing.

/harsh light of reality

[UpiH]

Alistairlover94 wrote...

As a Finnish troop during the Winter War. I'd kick some commie ass.

Well, there were lots of "commies" on our side. Besides, it's pretty cold hereabouts, you'd get your toes frozen before you'd get to the battlefield.

My father was the leader of a machine gun squad, he must have mowed down hordes of them ill-equipped freezing peasants Stalin picked from Ukraine and other warmer regions to be used as a cannon fodder. He wasn't very proud of having been compelled to do that. Once a man visited us, he had a silver plate on his head. My father had put his brain back to his skull and carried him to the medic after a grenade had hit their tent. Not very nice a bustle, that one. You better stick to your Xbox and CoD.

Modifié par UpiH, 20 août 2011 - 12:55 .