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[AdmiralCheez]

Hathur wrote...

Ahh, I getcha Cheez... I think you're right, it doesn't seem nearly as bad now... Doesn't quite have me wanting to put my arms protectively across my chest anymore .

Good to know FemShep will at least be comfortable in her armor while adventuring across the galaxy, isn't it?

Good eye there . (must be the monocole).

Indeed.

[IdRatherBeSleeping]

 

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Zakatak757 wrote...

I understand that and nobody is judging your ******, but don't ruin other peoples nice ****** to make yourself feel better.

Don't get me wrong, I love my boobs.  But dealing with them 24-7 is a pain in the ass.  Ask any girl, and she will tell you her boobs have pissed her off at least once.

I second this. And third it. For men they may be fabulous but having them attached to your chest and it is your job to lug them around everywhere you go, sucks. A lot.

[Hathur]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Zakatak757 wrote...

I understand that and nobody is judging your ******, but don't ruin other peoples nice ****** to make yourself feel better.

Don't get me wrong, I love my boobs.  But dealing with them 24-7 is a pain in the ass.  Ask any girl, and she will tell you her boobs have pissed her off at least once.

Cheez, were I well endowed and had to do the job I do for a living... I'd probably kill myself  (or rather, my breasts would likely end up killing me  ) ... No idea how the girls with larger breasts manage to not go crazy due to them getting in the way constantly.... but major kudos to them for finding a way to cope / manage... I sure as hell don't think I could. 

[Eyeshield21]

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

Zakatak757 wrote...

Yes, Sam is always trying to fix hers without drawing attention to herself, yet Brett keeps pointing it out while we are sitting with friends. I do not envy her. Brett keeps staring at her, I think I might shoot him.

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how long do you guys think this thread goes on until BW shuts it down?

[Zakatak757]

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

Zakatak757 wrote...

Yes, Sam is always trying to fix hers without drawing attention to herself, yet Brett keeps pointing it out while we are sitting with friends. I do not envy her. Brett keeps staring at her, I think I might shoot him.

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Ya, we should probably lock this up.

I would like boob conversation, but Cheez killed it with "SLIMY GOBS OF SWEATY FAT". I think I need a cold shower.

Modifié par Zakatak757, 18 octobre 2011 - 01:48 .

[C9316]

Let's have a vote on it...

[Eyeshield21]

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

Eyeshield21 wrote...

how long do you guys think this thread goes on until BW shuts it down?

Why do you keep saying that?

eh, just bored. I'll be reading this thread instead of posting.

[PMC65]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Zakatak757 wrote...

I understand that and nobody is judging your ******, but don't ruin other peoples nice ****** to make yourself feel better.

Don't get me wrong, I love my boobs.  But dealing with them 24-7 is a pain in the ass.  Ask any girl, and she will tell you her boobs have pissed her off at least once.

Ugh! Running with 'em, working out, golfing, making normal clothes look obscene because of the pronounced curves & cleavage, grooves in the shoulders from the weight vs bras ... let's not even talk about bra shopping when you wear larger than a C cup! Although the shopping part has gotten better since women are starting to buy themselves these crazy sizes that make no sense to their twiggy bodies.

But they are happy meals in the boudoir ... wait. How did we get on this subject?

*shakes fist at AdmiralCheez*

[ObserverStatus]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

And Cheez, eww, don't ruin our perception of boobs!

GOBS OF FAT.  GOBBBSSS.  The same evolutionary function as a COW UDDER.

And the big ones?  Naturally big?  Saggy.  And sweaty.

Why would you post that?

Modifié par bobobo878, 18 octobre 2011 - 01:51 .

[FeralEwok]

A handful of the women I served with that happen to be well endowed complained about their armor quite a bit. They didn't get anything fancy like Femshep, but instead just had to wear large armor despite having small to medium bodies. When I was fully equiped I was bumping my chest into things all the time so I can't even begin to understand how you ladies deal with it.

There are no shots of femshep in me3 yet so no way of knowing really. But I dont think they are messing with anything

[Zakatak757]

ThicknSwift wrote...

IT DOESN'T ****ING MATTER!!!!!!

Boobs don't matter?

Were you not breastfed as a child?

If you need to cry, I have shoulders.

[Blitzkrieg0811]

This thread amuses my inner-fourth-grader to no end. Please continue.

[AdmiralCheez]

Hathur wrote...

Cheez, were I well endowed and had to do the job I do for a living... I'd probably kill myself  (or rather, my breasts would likely end up killing me  ) ... No idea how the girls with larger breasts manage to not go crazy due to them getting in the way constantly.... but major kudos to them for finding a way to cope / manage... I sure as hell don't think I could.

Eh, the only real problem is bra shopping.  I don't think the intimate apparel industry adequately tests their products before putting them on the shelves (they should have someone jump in place for a while with one on and see what happens).  That and the friggin' stores never put the sizes in any order that makes any goddamn sense.

[Hathur]

FeralEwok wrote...

A handful of the women I served with that happen to be well endowed complained about their armor quite a bit. They didn't get anything fancy like Femshep, but instead just had to wear large armor despite having small to medium bodies. When I was fully equiped I was bumping my chest into things all the time so I can't even begin to understand how you ladies deal with it.

There are no shots of femshep in me3 yet so no way of knowing really. But I dont think they are messing with anything

 I can only imagine how difficult that had to be for them. Guess I'll wear my 'flat-chestedness' as a badge of pride,  At least I don't have back problems to look forward to. 

It's probably because I'm on the small-end of the scale, but even femshep looks rather well endowed to me.. though that may just be a subconscious jealousy / envy thing too   ...... in seriousness though I don't envy female soldiers (real or video game ones) that have to lug the extra weight around, hehe.

Modifié par Hathur, 18 octobre 2011 - 02:00 .

[slimgrin]

I hope they give her gigantic juggs just to ****** people off.

Modifié par slimgrin, 18 octobre 2011 - 02:02 .

[FeralEwok]

Hathur wrote...


It's probably because I'm on the small-end of the scale, but even femshep looks rather well endowed to me.. though that may just be a subconscious jealousy / envy thing too   ...... in seriousness though I don't envy female soldiers (real or video game ones) that have to lug the extra weight around, hehe.

The only time I thought she looked like she was carrying larger gobs of fat, as Cheez so eloquently put it, was with her Kasumi casual outfit. 

But I just attributed that to the wonders of tailoring  

[Hathur]

FeralEwok wrote...
But I just attributed that to the wonders of tailoring  

Judicious use of 'lifting' can achieve greater feats of illusion than anything Houdini ever did.  

[AdmiralCheez]

FeralEwok wrote...

But I just attributed that to the wonders of tailoring  

Oh, yes.

DudeShep always wears the suit.  Always.

[knightnblu]

Can we fix her up with a Miranda sized backside as well?  I'm just saying....

[Zakatak757]

Women are not the only ones with annoying body parts they have have to carry around all day...
...but we are off-topic as it is so let's leave that one alone.

Feel bad for Kal'Reegar, dude just can't keep it down. Must be the heat of the battle.

Modifié par Zakatak757, 18 octobre 2011 - 02:09 .

[FeralEwok]

Hathur wrote...

FeralEwok wrote...
But I just attributed that to the wonders of tailoring  

Judicious use of 'lifting' can achieve greater feats of illusion than anything Houdini ever did.