AdmiralCheez wrote...
GOBS OF FAT. GOBBBSSS. The same evolutionary function as a COW UDDER.
And the big ones? Naturally big? Saggy. And sweaty.
I read a fascinating article about how humans descend from unsexy apes, and that this is why female humans have big, visible boobs. If a female ape has big boobs, the males will not be interested in her, because that's a sign that she already has a baby to feed. So, a female ape with large mammaries will only get to mate with males that aren't as popular, and therefore usually less aggressive. This, ladies and gentlemen, was the foundation of the human race. Makes you see boobs in a whole new light, doesn't it?
That aside, I'd prefer it if FemShep's boobs are kept at a normal size. Big boobs don't really make sense in a combat situation. At the same time, though, I just KNOW I'm going to be comparing my FemShep's boobs with Ashley's, and as vain as it sounds, I'll be displeased if Ashley wins.
Modifié par Doveberry, 18 octobre 2011 - 03:02 .