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[LuvPoison]

Priest

[Eternal Phoenix]

"They're eating her....and then they're going to eat me.....OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD!!!!" - Troll 2

"You can't ****** on hospitality. I WON'T ALLOW IT!" - Troll 2.

Child upon seeing his father messing with his belt: "What are you going to do to me daddy?" 

Father: "I'm tightning my belt by one fold to avoid hunger pains." - Troll 2

"Oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh goD!" -  Tough Guys Don't Dance

"You're tearing me apart Lisa!" - The Room

Okay. Now that I've got the crappy movies with their funny quotes out of the way. Here's some more favourite quotes of mine from good movies.

"It's all there, black and white, as clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!" - Williy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

"I want my cigarettes! I WANT MINE!"  - One flew over the cuckcoo's nest

Modifié par Elton John is dead, 28 août 2011 - 02:19 .

[Dominus]

From End of Evangelion.

Shinji: So, where is my dream?
Rei: It is a continuation of reality.
Shinji: But where is my reality?
Rei: It is at the end of your dream.

[Nerevar-as]

DominusVita wrote...

From End of Evangelion.

Shinji: So, where is my dream?
Rei: It is a continuation of reality.
Shinji: But where is my reality?
Rei: It is at the end of your dream.

Still hoping the manga version will actually make sense. It´s almost there.

[OdanUrr]

"Listen, I just want to say uh, you know, whatever presidents say, you know, things like uh 'in the name of the people' n' uh, freedom n' ah....I don't know....democracy, stuff like that. Ha ha ha ha, Whoo!, Come on!

Zaphod Beeblebrox - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[mopotter]

Buffy: "Does it ever get easy?"
Giles: "You mean life?"
Buffy: "Yeah. Does it get easy?"
Giles: "What do you want me to say?"
Buffy: "Lie to me."
Giles: "Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after."
Buffy: "Liar."

[Dannybare]

From Red Dwarf.

Rimmer: Step up to red alert.
Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure, it does mean changing the bulb.

[Ritara]

“I ain’t got time to bleed”

The predator (Blain)

“Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow.”

Enter the dragon (Lee)

“Say hello to my lil’ friend!”

Scarface ( Tony Montana)

[Phaffner]

Yoda from Star Wars
"Do or do not, there is no try."

Yogurt from Space Balls
"May the Schwartz be with you"

[Ulathar]

"We've lived too long, seen too much. To live on, as we have, is to leave behind joy, love, and companionship because we know it to be transitory; of the moment. We know it will turn to ash. Only those whose lives are brief can believe that love, is eternal. [pause] You should embrace that remarkable illusion. It may be the greatest gift your race has ever received."
~ Lorien, Babylon 5

Zoe: "No one's gonna force you to go, Jayne. As has been stated -- this job's strictly speculative."
Jayne: "Good. 'Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to."
Mal: "They're whores."
Jayne: "I'm in."
~Firefly

Modifié par Systemlord Baal, 22 septembre 2011 - 12:07 .

[Jenova65]

''Does the phrase needledick the bugf*cker mean anything to you''
Outrageous Fortune (Bette Midler and and Shelley Long)

[LuvPoison]

"I'm gonna touch the BUTT!" Finding Nemo! XD

[Homebound]

"Life itself is only a vision, a dream. Nothing exists in an empty space and you, and you are but a thought."

What are you?
-an angel.
What's your name?
-Satan.

-Mark Twain's mysterious stranger.

[Rockworm503]

Whoa where has this thread been hiding?

"We'd like our money now if thats like you know ok"
"Just so we're like you know clear... what happened to the other girl?"
"Janet? It's like I told you we had to kill her"
"cause my people tell me that someone that fits her description was taken to a hospital near where you were... how do you explain that?
"well the thing is....... maybe uh she wasn't quite dead."
"well I tell ya Dan you're either dead or not dead there's no such thing as sorta dead... Here let me show you"
*shoots him point blank.*
http://www.hulu.com/...idnapper-killed
24 season 1 for such a serious show its great to have this dark humor moment.

Also
Buffy: What are you doing here? FIVE words or less!
Spike: (counts on his fingers emphasizes every word) Out. For. A. Walk..... ****


I could go on forever with these but just one more for now

Spike (mocking Angel):  How can I thank you black clad hunk of a knight thing?  No need little lady your tears of gratitude are enough for me.... you see I was once a badass vampire but love and a pesky curse defanged me... and now I'm just a BIG fluffy puppy with bad teeth.... please not the hair never the hair.... But surely there must be some way to show my appreciation.... NO helping those in need is my job and working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough.... I understand I have a nephew whose gay so... Say no more evils afoot and I'm almost out of that nancy boy hair gel I love so much.... Quickly to the Angelmobile AWAY!

Modifié par Rockworm503, 12 décembre 2011 - 11:02 .

[Dominus]

Still hoping the manga version will actually make sense. It´s almost there.

Without internet access, or very educated friends, NGE will probably just confuse people.

Back to new quotes...

"Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange."

"Don't you want to take a leap of faith? Or become an old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone!"

[Stanley Woo]

EDIT: Wow, do I not read. I mean, please start a new thread and I hope the new one doesn't have as much profanity in it.

End of line.

Modifié par Stanley Woo, 13 décembre 2011 - 01:17 .