Why not bring him along, I'll bet that he could be a great help, just like Andor Vex from Jolee Bindo's story.
Befriend Conrad Verner/Recruit him as a minor Crew Member?
Débuté par
easyt3hremember
, août 22 2011 04:43
#51
Posté 25 août 2011 - 06:12
#52
Posté 25 août 2011 - 06:24
At least give him a position in Normandy.
#53
Posté 25 août 2011 - 08:51
I please...Bw give us Conrad as Normandy Member, not ass full Squad member... but still as crew, I would love to talk to him after every mission. Would be so awesome!.
If u finished a mission on the renegate way, he could flame on you telling its not right..until shep just kick him in the crown juwels, with a funny line like
Sheperd falcon kick!
Conrad: "Ah...*cough* damn...why i´m just here if you hate me"
Sheperd: "Only cuz the Airlook is still not repaired"
If u finished a mission on the renegate way, he could flame on you telling its not right..until shep just kick him in the crown juwels, with a funny line like
Sheperd falcon kick!
Conrad: "Ah...*cough* damn...why i´m just here if you hate me"
Sheperd: "Only cuz the Airlook is still not repaired"
#54
Posté 25 août 2011 - 03:39
We might need a new personal assistant. Conrad Verner could take over Kelly's job. He could ask you if you need help and it's up to you if you want to accept. It would be stupid to make him a squad member, that would turn the game into a joke. But a personal assistant like Kelly - if written well I think it could pass....
#55
Posté 25 août 2011 - 03:59
Well, does Shepard really need a jester?
#56
Posté 25 août 2011 - 06:22
I like him but i don't want him any where near my ship. i could save him and his wife on earth like part of a group of civilians. that about it really.
#57
Posté 27 août 2011 - 02:26
the normandy IS in fact lacking a requistions(spelled wrong) officer...
#58
Posté 27 août 2011 - 02:31
Urgh, only if I could spray him down with disinfectant first, I think he drooled on me last time.
I also don't think Joker and him would get along very well
I also don't think Joker and him would get along very well
#59
Posté 09 décembre 2011 - 10:54
I would hire him as my Normandy SR-2 janitor. poor guy need some action. Also we need to see his wife lol!
#60
Posté 09 décembre 2011 - 11:01
Befriend Conrad Verner/Recruit him as a minor Crew Member?
Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head enough times to consider this a 'good idea'.
#61
Posté 09 décembre 2011 - 11:02
I think I'll recruit Conrad as the ship's janitor. In that case Gardner can make better steaks for the crew which do not taste like used toilet paper ... ^^
#62
Posté 09 décembre 2011 - 11:12
I actually believe that he didn't have a wife, and he was lying at first.
#63
Posté 09 décembre 2011 - 11:32
On my first playthrough of ME1, I was convinced that he was secretly like a Cerberus agent or something that was just acting dumb to fool Shepard. Whereas I started out being nice to him, towards the end I kept wondering when he was gonna show up and stab me in the back. Even going into ME2, I wasn't sure that he wasn't going to turn out to be some type of black ops agent until I finally met up with him on Illium. Until then I was sure something was up with Conrad. Apparently I was just paranoid.
Would be funny to have him stay in the cockpit with Joker who would mercilessly belittle him.
Would be funny to have him stay in the cockpit with Joker who would mercilessly belittle him.
#64
Posté 09 décembre 2011 - 11:34
Cavegeta wrote...
Would be funny to have him stay in the cockpit with Joker who would mercilessly belittle him.
Conrad Verner for ME3
#65
Posté 09 décembre 2011 - 11:46
Unschuld wrote...
Cavegeta wrote...
Would be funny to have him stay in the cockpit with Joker who would mercilessly belittle him.
Conrad Verner for ME3LIPunching Bag.
Yeah, pretty much this.
Although, it would be slightly amusing if it turned out he was some kind of deep cover black op. It would be lame but funny, at least the first time. Then it would just be lame.
I like the Normandy punching bag idea
#66
Posté 10 décembre 2011 - 12:35
Shove him into a torpedo tube.
Modifié par Ticktank, 10 décembre 2011 - 12:35 .
#67
Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 02:04
I'd be down with having Conrad on my normandy crew maybe as comic relief after ever mission or so. Then again thats jokers job
#68
Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 02:41
I want Conrad Verner to show up at the WORST possible time, bumble around as I protect him, then, SOMEHOW, hit some random switch that epically ENDS a Reaper.
Would be the BEST SCENE EVER IN GAMING!!!
Would be the BEST SCENE EVER IN GAMING!!!
#69
Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 03:57
He should be under tvtropes, Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass. Yes I want him do something surprising cool to make all of us and shepard to go slack jaw.
Yes. For he is cool and an useful idiot.
Yes. For he is cool and an useful idiot.
#70
Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 04:10
I support this.
#71
Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 04:21
Ticktank wrote...
Shove him into a torpedo tube.
Yes, please. Everything about him, especially his generic face and voice, makes me sick





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