Longsword-83 wrote...
1. Preorder game a week after it's announced. (DONE)
2. Upgrade preorder to collector's edition as soon as it's announced. (DONE)
3. Wait until March 5, 2012, during which time pay off reamining balance on game. (IN PROGRESS)
4. At 22:05, don N7 hoodie and leave for the Gamestop 50 minutes away (adjusting for traffic) where game was preordered.
While en route GameStop be involved in a traffic accident and be put in a 10 year coma. Wake up and realize that videogames are illegal in 2022. (FATE)
5. At 22:55, arrive at mall containing Gamestop where game was preordered.
6. Secure spot in line.
7. Enjoy launch party while keeping eye on spot in line.
8. At 23:55, Return to spot in line. Have additional purchases ready if any.
9. At 00:00 or as close after as possible, recieve Mass Effect 3 N7 Edition.
10. Hold Mass Effect 3 N7 Edition over head in triumph.
11. In concert with 10, play "The End (Reprise)" over iPhone, making sure to match movements with crescendo.
12. Pay for additional items, if applicable.
13. Enjoy rest of party.
14. At 00:45, depart for home and Xbox 360.
15. At 01:30 (adjusting for lack of traffic), arrive at home. Fix plate of cookies and carrots and 2 liter of Barq's root beer.
16. At 01:33, place Mass Effect 3 Disc 1 in Xbox 360 Disc tray.
17. At 01:35, download additional goodies. Estimated time for download: 2 minutes.
18: At 01:37, begin playing Mass Effect 3.
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Modifié par ThePwener, 23 août 2011 - 01:39 .





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