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[100k]

Drunken_Soviet wrote...

Dude, she has taken Immuno-Boosters so she would reduce the chance of any serious illness


TBH if I was Shepard and Tali did die during the Hanky-Panky, I couldn't bring myself to stop (Well to be fair am a slight Necrophilliac)

GAH! WHAT AM I READING!??? MY EYES!!!

[marstor05]

Shep seemed pleased with Talis appearence so she must be a babe. She took loadsa anti biotics so no chance of any STDs. Only thng she picked up was a cold - which is not good news if shes related to a war machine from mars.

[TheShadowWolf911]

Drone223 wrote...

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Modifié par TheShadowWolf911, 25 août 2011 - 07:33 .

[Gterror]

This thread seemed to go fine...until Drunken Soviet came here and started to share his personnal desires, which wins the ultimate prize:The Douchebag award, which was named after famous antic-ologist Sir Epich Douchebag.

[Bugsie]

He confessed to trolling, people seem oblivious to that statement and are still taking what he said seriously.

[Karimloo]

Bioware should **** with Talimancers and just completely reverse the Male/Female roles in Quarian Species. IE. Females make the "Deposit".. if you catch my drift.

[The Everchosen of Chaos]

but that doesn't make any biological sense! Females don't get the males pregnant- ever! period- full stop. besides sea horses, it's the girls job to look after the kids and get pregnant plus quarians are hinted at as being mammals. So how the hell could the females make the 'deposit' as you put it?

[Jjilatt12]

Karimloo wrote...

Bioware should **** with Talimancers and just completely reverse the Male/Female roles in Quarian Species. IE. Females make the "Deposit".. if you catch my drift.

I'm sure we would've seen a scene in Tali's romance where Shepard was running naked through the Normandy screaming and crying if that was the case.

[Homebound]

Karimloo wrote...

Bioware should **** with Talimancers and just completely reverse the Male/Female roles in Quarian Species. IE. Females make the "Deposit".. if you catch my drift.

improbable. TALI has hips that tell no lies. They r for babies.

[CuseGirl]

 Call me a simple guy, but I find the idea of Shepard and Tali making out more romantic than him turning her over and going to town.

Maybe if u envisioned sex in another way, other than "turning her over and going to town", u can imagine Shep and Tali actually did it.

[stysiaq]

First of all, I don't get all the Talimance critics. Who said it has to be penetrative intercourse with Tali? There are other methods to please Shepard without threatening Tali's health. Mordins lubricants would be a must, though

[CuseGirl]

stysiaq wrote...

First of all, I don't get all the Talimance critics. Who said it has to be penetrative intercourse with Tali? There are other methods to please Shepard without threatening Tali's health. Mordins lubricants would be a must, though

because we're closed minded humans and we only imagine the world (even fictional worlds) working the way we want it to. 

[arne1234]

The Everchosen of Chaos wrote...

but that doesn't make any biological sense! Females don't get the males pregnant- ever! period- full stop. besides sea horses, it's the girls job to look after the kids and get pregnant plus quarians are hinted at as being mammals. So how the hell could the females make the 'deposit' as you put it?

The female species on earth is determind by having the bigger gamete for example a eggcell is larger then a sperm cell, this makes women female by earths definition. Technicly if Tali's version of a gamete would happen to be smaller then the opposing sex then by earth standards she would be the male. You can see how this leads to females making a deposit.

[arne1234]

PS is it getting colder in here or is the creepiness starting to manifest itself?

[IronSabbath88]

I swear, these Tali threads get weirder and weirder.

[Melra]

She dies, diiiiiies... As simple as that, but because in my game she got mowed down and the insides of her helmet colored with red( or green who knows about these things?) ooze. So it doesn't really matter in my case.

[arne1234]

I wonder if they give Casey Hudson nightmares

[whywhywhywhy]

Has anyone consider the conversation with the Quarian on illum ? The one talking to the Turian, she mentioned having sex with a human and that the human wanted to "do it" without protection. How would you say that factors into this Tali/Shepard sex conversation ?

Modifié par whywhywhywhy, 26 août 2011 - 04:28 .

[Zkyire]

Luigitornado wrote...

"Not this discussion again!"

I still don't understand why everyone assumes that Shepard and Tali did the dirty deed. As we know the Quarians are tragically enclosed in their suit, and intimate physical moments rarely ever occur. Physical interaction that we take for granted such as holding hands, kissing, and even giving each other massages would seem rather "worth it" to any Quarian whom are slaves to their suits.

Tali says "It was worth it," afterwards which is assumed to be a hint that they had sex, but why? It could be "worth it" for her taking off her mask, revealing her face to Shepard, and having a simple intimate moment with eachother. The assumption that this means "sex" is rather....childish. We all know that Quarian's immunity are ****, so why on earth --coughFlotillacough-- would she silly to expose herself totally, when kissing would be more appropriate for their relationship?

Call me a simple guy, but I find the idea of Shepard and Tali making out more romantic than him turning her over and going to town.

Gamers and their sensibility that romance = sex <_<

Assuming that two grown adults don't have sex and just sit there and cuddle is what is childish.

[Drunken_Soviet]

jreezy wrote...

whywhywhywhy wrote...

Has anyone consider the conversation with the Quarian on illum ? The one talking to the Turian, she mentioned having sex with a human and that the human wanted to "do it" without protection. How would say that factors into this Tali/Shepard sex conversation ?

That humans and quarians having sex isn't as unlikely as some people think it should be.

Thanks for reminding me of the ONE moment which I HATE in ME2.

*Insert Joke about Me and My Necrophillia here*

[IronSabbath88]

Do Quarians even have all the... ahem... necessary... tools.. to have sex with a human?

Nobody knows anything about that. Awkward.

[Drunken_Soviet]

IronSabbath88 wrote...

Do Quarians even have all the... ahem... necessary... tools.. to have sex with a human?

Nobody knows anything about that. Awkward.

Well Humans and Quarians looks similar (Except for the legs, hands and feet) so it's safe to presume that they have similar 'Equipment'

[Drunken_Soviet]

jreezy wrote...

Drunken_Soviet wrote...

jreezy wrote...

whywhywhywhy wrote...

Has anyone consider the conversation with the Quarian on illum ? The one talking to the Turian, she mentioned having sex with a human and that the human wanted to "do it" without protection. How would say that factors into this Tali/Shepard sex conversation ?

That humans and quarians having sex isn't as unlikely as some people think it should be.

Thanks for reminding me of the ONE moment which I HATE in ME2.

*Insert Joke about Me and My Necrophillia here*

Not sure how that relates to necrophilia.

Please don't make me say it