Cliches
#26
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 12:31
#27
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 12:32
Modifié par MrGOH, 01 novembre 2009 - 12:32 .
#28
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 12:34
RefipBelak wrote...
stevej713 wrote...
Your memory was wiped.
Yes, you are really the Archdemon who was captured by the Grey Wardens and used to discover the true source of their power.
I can see this happening in DA:O.
#29
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 12:36
The concept of travel is completely alien to anyone outside your party, even if there is a village drowning in Darkspawn goo, nobody will just leave.
Yes, there will be a village drowning in Darkspawn goo, exactly one in fact.
Zevran and Oghren will start out as rivals, but by the end of the game they'll be practically married.
Every romancable character has a dark and mysterious past.
"Sure you saved my town from the hordes of evil, that doesn't mean you get free stuff from my shop, but by any means, have 4 minor health poultices and 20 silver!"
On the same subject, shopkeepers are immortal.
#30
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 12:42
#31
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 12:42
#32
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 12:47
#33
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 01:06
#34
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 01:13
#35
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 01:16
...what? Someone had to say it.
#36
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 01:21
There will be an ancient device that has been forgotten by all, and only the PC is able to communicate with it.
The leaders of a great city will ignore your warnings until it is too late and you'll have to save them.
You must investigate a mysterious death to prove a friend innocent.
#37
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 01:32
*dramatic music*
#38
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 01:37
#39
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 01:40
#40
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 01:46
Oh and your upbringing is always important...always.
#41
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 01:51
FirstCitizen800 wrote...
It was all a dream!
That would just PMO
#42
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 01:55
mottaaf wrote...
You will be told that a Darkspawn attack on a village is imminent, but no matter how long you wait (including going and doing other quest lines) the attack won't come until you talk to the mayor/village elder about it.
This is a steaming pile of win.
#43
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 01:56
Modifié par Achromatis, 01 novembre 2009 - 01:58 .
#44
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 02:07
SpinachEater wrote...
FirstCitizen800 wrote...
It was all a dream!
That would just PMO
Or, perhaps it all exists in the imagination of one autistic child, which is revealed in the last scene?
Hmmm... this sounds familiar....
#45
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 02:39
#46
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 02:43
Selzurius wrote...
mottaaf wrote...
You will be told that a Darkspawn attack on a village is imminent, but no matter how long you wait (including going and doing other quest lines) the attack won't come until you talk to the mayor/village elder about it.
This is a steaming pile of win.
More to the point, the attack will not occur until you tell the leader that you're ready.
#47
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 03:05
The bad guys will all be really ugly. Except for one. He's the ring leader. But he'll turn into a big ugly when you hit him hard enough with your sword. And he'll usually yell "Enough!" when he turns ugly.
You'll be able to run, swim, climb, laugh, cry, eat, jump, poop, sleep, catch footballs, and sprint a marathon......while wearing full plate armor.
A bra will confer +20,000 armor value.......but only if the character is a DD. With a 2 inch waist.
Mysterious people always have maps. Local villagers always need help wiping out various species of organisms that actually contribute to a stable ecosystem.
Be careful of the one npc whose skills are absolutely vital to the party, such as the only thief npc in the game or only healer npc. They will always betray you.
#48
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 04:10
#49
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 04:12
Vextir wrote...
Hero's town is ransacked/burned/pillaged/straight out destroyed in some horrible way that no one let alone a small boy could survie. Then said boy because a merc/soldier/lone wolf and then later is now forced to kill some super evil because he destroyed your town. you know that villian never hurt anyone else your just really special.
You just mentioned the entirety of Neverwinter. O.o
#50
Posté 01 novembre 2009 - 04:17





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