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[DRUNK_CANADIAN]

Romance yourself...depending whether you are male shepard or female shepard, or whatever your sexual preference, it doesn't matter. A one man/woman romancing is totally possible and would add much depth and realism to the story. Who wouldn't want to romance themself before flying off to the final battle, a lot of stress you know saving the galaxy and all.

Imagine how much more prepared you would have been to fight Sovereign/Saren or Collectors/Harbinger if you had romanced yourself prior to battle, you would have nothing to lose and be in fighting spirits! So voice your support for romancing yourself, its only logical!

And for those arguing there is no passion or love in this, who doesn't love themselves?
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(In case you are a moron I'm referring to masterbation as romancing yourself, and this is more of a lol @ stupidity of it all thread, this game isn't a date-sim, its a sci fi adventure).
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[Nyreen]

I'm pretty sure that's what Shep does if s/he stays faithful to the VS.

[Fata Morgana]

FemShep meets DudeShep. Sexy times ensue.

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Modifié par Fata Morgana, 25 août 2011 - 10:46 .

[Saberchic]

Fata Morgana wrote...

FemShep meets DudeShep. Sexy times ensue.

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And I'm sure there's already some pretty crazy fanfics written about this.

[Patchwork]

Fata Morgana wrote...


And I'm sure there's already some pretty crazy fanfics written about this.

Rule 34 in action.

Modifié par Ser Bard, 25 août 2011 - 11:03 .

[Enmystic]

Saberchic wrote...

Fata Morgana wrote...

FemShep meets DudeShep. Sexy times ensue.

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And I'm sure there's already some pretty crazy fanfics written about this.

Wish granted, fanfiction.

Illusive Man had Shepard cloned just in case Lazarus didn't work.  It got loose, which brings us to the artwork above.

[Drunken_Soviet]

Ser Bard wrote...

Fata Morgana wrote...


And I'm sure there's already some pretty crazy fanfics written about this.

Rule 34 in action.

There is a few FanFics based the the FemShep/Mshep pairing on the mass effect kink meme.

(I wonder if there will be any based on my Necrophilliac obsession with Tali)

[alex90c]

Saberchic wrote...

Fata Morgana wrote...

FemShep meets DudeShep. Sexy times ensue.

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And I'm sure there's already some pretty crazy fanfics written about this.

Would have been cooler if F!Shep was renegade instead.

[PauseforEffect]

Isn't that like incest with a Femshep & Dudeshep pairing? No wait, they'd have to have the same mother-but then if they share the same background-oh it hurts to think this much. O_O
Ryzaki would probably agree with the OP on this.....

[Sepewrath]

I think its less incest, more universe collapsing in on itself kind of deal.

[Sundance31us]

This would explain the lack of towels on-board the Normandy.

[CrazyCatDude]

You know, I think if they ever met, my femShep would put a few rounds in my ManShep's face and call it a day. But then, my ManShep is a bit of a Douche. Which is Odd, because he's the one I play mostly Paragon, and she's the one I play mostly Renegade.

[PauseforEffect]

Ha, if your Shepards meet and have a fight, could it be said that the player's arguing with themself?
Parallel universe fun....

[Unpleasant Implications]

Uhh, guys? I don't think he was refering to alternate universe Sheps.

DRUNK_CANADIAN wrote...
(In case you are a moron I'm referring to masterbation as romancing yourself, and this is more of a lol @ stupidity of it all thread, this game isn't a date-sim, its a sci fi adventure).

[Unpleasant Implications]

Double post.

Modifié par Unpleasant Implications, 26 août 2011 - 01:04 .

[Saberchic]

Unpleasant Implications wrote...

Uhh, guys? I don't think he was refering to alternate universe Sheps.

DRUNK_CANADIAN wrote...
(In case you are a moron I'm referring to masterbation as romancing yourself, and this is more of a lol @ stupidity of it all thread, this game isn't a date-sim, its a sci fi adventure).

We know, but that's where we're taking this thread. If we stayed on topic, we'd probably all get banned, and the thread would be locked.

My main ManShep would so totally kick my main FemSheps behind for being too nice. I think there'd be a lot of arguing going on and no sexy times.

[Fata Morgana]

Unpleasant Implications wrote...

Uhh, guys? I don't think he was refering to alternate universe Sheps.

DRUNK_CANADIAN wrote...
(In case you are a moron I'm referring to masterbation as romancing yourself, and this is more of a lol @ stupidity of it all thread, this game isn't a date-sim, its a sci fi adventure).

I read his post. I knew what he was referring to.

I thought my idea was funnier. 

[Saberchic]

Fata Morgana wrote...

I read his post. I knew what he was referring to.

I thought my idea was funnier. 

Yeah, it was pretty obvious. And I totally like your idea better.

[DRUNK_CANADIAN]

Saberchic wrote...

Fata Morgana wrote...

I read his post. I knew what he was referring to.

I thought my idea was funnier. 

Yeah, it was pretty obvious. And I totally like your idea better.

FEELINGS HURT.

Yours isn't quite as outrageous as mine though, but the idea is still in line with my general point.

[Skullheart]

Mmm... MaleShep and FemShep can't have children. The universe won't hold such being.

Modifié par Skullheart, 26 août 2011 - 09:32 .

[Saberchic]

DRUNK_CANADIAN wrote...
FEELINGS HURT.

Yours isn't quite as outrageous as mine though, but the idea is still in line with my general point.

*offers some freshly baked brownies*
Didn't mean to stomp on your feelings.

Although.. I must say that I don't really come on BSN to talk about.... yeah.... lol

[Kitimandiri]

Skullheart wrote...

Mmm... MaleShep and FemShep can't have children. The universe won't hold such being.

Is it sad this made me want to see the pair in the picture above with a cute little toddler KidShep?

One big happy Shep family?

[GreatPhail]

if they put a "MAKE-YOUR-OWN-LOVE-INTREST-LOL" feature in the ME3 everyone would be satisfied

Bi-sexual Hanar anyone?

[leggywillow]

In all seriousness, I have a Shep who would romance herself in a heartbeat.

"Is that what I look like?  Well hellooooooo, I'd want to collect me too."

[GreatPhail]

leggywillow wrote...

In all seriousness, I have a Shep who would romance herself in a heartbeat.

"Is that what I look like?  Well hellooooooo, I'd want to collect me too."

CANNOT UNHEAR, UNTHINK, OR UNSEE.