meanieweenie wrote...
R2s Muse wrote...
meanieweenie wrote...
lmvao! He's awfully hairy and it doesn't look like the carpet matches the drapes there. <gasp!> And he's wearing a wedding band? This is hilarious!
Oooh, good catch! Hmm. married Cullen. Even yummier?? LOL
Jinkies! Wouldn't that be a shocker.... to find out he'd been married before and whatever happened with that marriage is what made him join the Order. Dun dun duuuuuun!
Oh man... I see some plot bunnies nibbling there. Married someone he didn't love in order to help them out somehow... save them from Debters prison, promise to her dying father, whatever... joined the Order in order to "free" her. Thinks he's being self-sacrificing, but actually he's running away.
OR... heh heh. Noble scandal? Secretly married noble's daughter, because they thought they were in love, blahblah, got busted. Father gave him the choice of death or join the Order in order to get him away from daughter.
Heh... these origin stories are going to fun... :rubs hands evilly: