LolaLei wrote...
LOL! Now I'm imagining that the only reason they gave our protagonist the "cloak" was to make him/her feel important.
Divine: "A team! Take this jeweled glove of awesomeness and fulfill your destiny!" *Que epic music*
Protagonist: "Um... sorry to interupt, Miss Divine - mam, but... what about me?" *Kicks dirt*
Divine: "Oh... uh, here! Take this er... Inquisitor's cloak of... um, excellence and go recruit people!"
Protagonist: "Really?? You mean it?! Well gee golly! I'm gonna be the best darn Inquisitor Thedas has ever seen!" *Puts on dusty moth eaten cloak and paper hat*
Divine: "Attaboy/Attagirl" *Pats protagonist's head*
*Protagonist marches off to the sound of the Lord of the Rings theme played on the kazoo*

OMG this made me laugh so hard. "Take this er... Inquisitor's cloak of... um, excellence"
Excellent!
Later that night, at camp.PC: Cullen, do you think the Divine was just... pawning us off. I mean, this cloak isn't really very... excellent.
Cullen: *thinks hard for a moment how to answer* No, of course not. Our task is equally important as that of the A team. So we must endeavor to work as hard.
PC: Hmm. You could be right. But, um, would *you* rather wear this cloak and paper hat??
Cullen: Uh, well, I think... it really would look MUCH better on you.
PC: *bats eyes* Do you really think so??
Cullen: *flushes* Ummm... yes. Yes. I do. *runs away*
Modifié par R2s Muse, 27 décembre 2012 - 08:03 .