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[LolaLei]

meanieweenie wrote...

rapscallioness wrote...

meanieweenie wrote...

I want my LI to deck someone in the jaw for besmirching my good name or trying to cop a feel. How petty am I? LOL

...yes..there I said it, dammit! I would like that. Tee hee. A lil flavor. We're all up ion the tavern, or whatever. And sum goon tries to do something goon-y, and [insert LI here] hauls off and decks them.

Then of course it turns into a rolling melee of a bar brawl very quickly. And the PC & Companions end up having to hightail it out. The LI will never live it down. Lol!

Especially if they've been trying to hide the affair. Woops! Cat's outa the bag now! lol

That would be amazing!

Cullen trying to keep his feelings in check, only to see red when some sleaze bag Orlesian tries to get handsy with the object of his affections. Imagine him knocking out some poncy noble, the cat would certainly be out of the bad then! 

[meanieweenie]

LolaLei wrote...

meanieweenie wrote...

rapscallioness wrote...

meanieweenie wrote...

I want my LI to deck someone in the jaw for besmirching my good name or trying to cop a feel. How petty am I? LOL

...yes..there I said it, dammit! I would like that. Tee hee. A lil flavor. We're all up ion the tavern, or whatever. And sum goon tries to do something goon-y, and [insert LI here] hauls off and decks them.

Then of course it turns into a rolling melee of a bar brawl very quickly. And the PC & Companions end up having to hightail it out. The LI will never live it down. Lol!

Especially if they've been trying to hide the affair. Woops! Cat's outa the bag now! lol

That would be amazing!

Cullen trying to keep his feelings in check, only to see red when some sleaze bag Orlesian tries to get handsy with the object of his affections. Imagine him knocking out some poncy noble, the cat would certainly be out of the bad then! 

R2... are you taking notes? I expect this scene in a new fic by the end of the day tomorrow. LOL

[LolaLei]

meanieweenie wrote...

LolaLei wrote...

meanieweenie wrote...

rapscallioness wrote...

meanieweenie wrote...

I want my LI to deck someone in the jaw for besmirching my good name or trying to cop a feel. How petty am I? LOL

...yes..there I said it, dammit! I would like that. Tee hee. A lil flavor. We're all up ion the tavern, or whatever. And sum goon tries to do something goon-y, and [insert LI here] hauls off and decks them.

Then of course it turns into a rolling melee of a bar brawl very quickly. And the PC & Companions end up having to hightail it out. The LI will never live it down. Lol!

Especially if they've been trying to hide the affair. Woops! Cat's outa the bag now! lol

That would be amazing!

Cullen trying to keep his feelings in check, only to see red when some sleaze bag Orlesian tries to get handsy with the object of his affections. Imagine him knocking out some poncy noble, the cat would certainly be out of the bad then! 

R2... are you taking notes? I expect this scene in a new fic by the end of the day tomorrow. LOL

Omg, we HAVE to turn this into a funny little short story! 

[meanieweenie]

LolaLei wrote...

Omg, we HAVE to turn this into a funny little short story! 

Let's! It could be quite hilarious.

[CuriousArtemis]

OMG Suppose a WOMAN comes to flirt with the PC -- whether the PC is male or female, doesn't matter. How would Cullen react?! This is assuming Cullen x PC is already a thing. Does he fume silently from the sidelines? Or does he finally approach the woman and say, stiffly (and red-faced), "I'm sorry, miss, but this person is already taken." *said while the other companions gawk and crack up*

[R2s Muse]

LolaLei wrote...

meanieweenie wrote...

rapscallioness wrote...

meanieweenie wrote...

I want my LI to deck someone in the jaw for besmirching my good name or trying to cop a feel. How petty am I? LOL

...yes..there I said it, dammit! I would like that. Tee hee. A lil flavor. We're all up ion the tavern, or whatever. And sum goon tries to do something goon-y, and [insert LI here] hauls off and decks them.

Then of course it turns into a rolling melee of a bar brawl very quickly. And the PC & Companions end up having to hightail it out. The LI will never live it down. Lol!

Especially if they've been trying to hide the affair. Woops! Cat's outa the bag now! lol

That would be amazing!

Cullen trying to keep his feelings in check, only to see red when some sleaze bag Orlesian tries to get handsy with the object of his affections. Imagine him knocking out some poncy noble, the cat would certainly be out of the bad then! 

Sera: *dabs bloody lip, looks at Cullen* So... I love a good bar brawl as much as the next lady, but... what in the Void was that about?
Cullen: That... um... I... well...
Sera: I presume there's someone you aren't telling us? *looks pointedly at protagonist*
Protagonist: Um...
Sera: *levels a serious look at Cullen* So, does this mean there's no chance for us then? *bats eyes*
Cullen:.... *blushes bright red* Um, I'm ... well, um... *fidgets, runs hand through hair uncomfortably*
Sera: *walks away with a chuckle, clocks Cullen upside the head* Fool. That's for my bloody lip.

Modifié par R2s Muse, 22 janvier 2013 - 12:23 .

[LolaLei]

motomotogirl wrote...

OMG Suppose a WOMAN comes to flirt with the PC -- whether the PC is male or female, doesn't matter. How would Cullen react?! This is assuming Cullen x PC is already a thing. Does he fume silently from the sidelines? Or does he finally approach the woman and say, stiffly (and red-faced), "I'm sorry, miss, but this person is already taken." *said while the other companions gawk and crack up*

LOL! If it was a woman flirting with the protagonist maybe he'd seeth silently and call her a harpy under his breath or something! 

Modifié par LolaLei, 22 janvier 2013 - 12:23 .

[meanieweenie]

motomotogirl wrote...

OMG Suppose a WOMAN comes to flirt with the PC -- whether the PC is male or female, doesn't matter. How would Cullen react?! This is assuming Cullen x PC is already a thing. Does he fume silently from the sidelines? Or does he finally approach the woman and say, stiffly (and red-faced), "I'm sorry, miss, but this person is already taken." *said while the other companions gawk and crack up*

Or would he sit back and watch the circus unfold with the rest of the companions. Perhaps he would wait until it started getting too much (because the PC was just bragging about how they can take care of themselves) and then step in at the last minute to deliver the "I'm sorry, miss..." line - with a smirk on his face.

[LolaLei]

R2s Muse wrote...

LolaLei wrote...

meanieweenie wrote...

rapscallioness wrote...

meanieweenie wrote...

I want my LI to deck someone in the jaw for besmirching my good name or trying to cop a feel. How petty am I? LOL

...yes..there I said it, dammit! I would like that. Tee hee. A lil flavor. We're all up ion the tavern, or whatever. And sum goon tries to do something goon-y, and [insert LI here] hauls off and decks them.

Then of course it turns into a rolling melee of a bar brawl very quickly. And the PC & Companions end up having to hightail it out. The LI will never live it down. Lol!

Especially if they've been trying to hide the affair. Woops! Cat's outa the bag now! lol

That would be amazing!

Cullen trying to keep his feelings in check, only to see red when some sleaze bag Orlesian tries to get handsy with the object of his affections. Imagine him knocking out some poncy noble, the cat would certainly be out of the bad then! 

Sera: *dabs bloody lip, looks at Cullen* So... I love a good bar brawl as much as the next lady, but... what in the Void was that about?
Cullen: That... um... I... well...
Sera: I presume there's someone you aren't telling us? *looks pointedly at protagonist*
Protagonist: Um...
Sera: *levels a serious look at Cullen* So, does this mean there's no chance for us then? *bats eyes*
Cullen:.... *blushes bright red* Um, I'm ... well, um... *fidgets, runs hand through hair uncomfortably*
Sera: *walks away with a chuckle, clocks Cullen upside the head* Fool. That's for my bloody lip.

I don't know if Sera even exists, but I love her already! 

[R2s Muse]

LOL There's some serious story gold there. I was thinking about the aftermath, but the during part would be funny, too.

Keep going, everyone!!

[LolaLei]

R2s Muse wrote...

LOL There's some serious story gold there. I was thinking about the aftermath, but the during part would be funny, too.

Keep going, everyone!!

Make it so! 

If I was going to write it, I'd start with the sleaze bag coming onto the protagonist, let Cullen seeth until the guy takes it too far and tries to get handsy and then BOOM *Cullen flips the table and lays the smack down*. *Que aftermath wtf moments from the other companions*.

[LolaLei]

I had an ex once who got really annoyed with some guy being an arrogant tosser that eventually he just turned round and socked the guy right in the jaw, causing the arrogant guy to fall backwards over the bar and into the serving area LOL.

... Crazy sh!t!

[meanieweenie]

I would've loved to be a fly on that bar wall, Lola! Haha! Serves the guy right.

Skeezy Orlisian:" 'Ello lovely lady. I em ere to save you from zis dizgusting ravel you are trapped ere wis!" *bows too far and almost falls due to inebriation*
Protag: "Um, no thanks. I fine here with my friends." *Doesn't even turn to look at him*
Skeezy: *grabs Protag's arm to make her look at him* "I will mek you see stars and sing my name to the heavens", he hisses into her ear.
Protag: "You need to leave me alone... now"
Skeevy chuckles low, leans in and licks her neck.
Up jumps Cullen who's been watching with a right hook that's been waiting to spring loose. lol

[LolaLei]

meanieweenie wrote...

I would've loved to be a fly on that bar wall, Lola! Haha! Serves the guy right.

Skeezy Orlisian:" 'Ello lovely lady. I em ere to save you from zis dizgusting ravel you are trapped ere wis!" *bows too far and almost falls due to inebriation*
Protag: "Um, no thanks. I fine here with my friends." *Doesn't even turn to look at him*
Skeezy: *grabs Protag's arm to make her look at him* "I will mek you see stars and sing my name to the heavens", he hisses into her ear.
Protag: "You need to leave me alone... now"
Skeevy chuckles low, leans in and licks her neck.
Up jumps Cullen who's been watching with a right hook that's been waiting to spring loose. lol

LOL! That would be such a fun scene to watch! I really hope we do run into a few sleazy Orlesians like that, if only for the the hilarity of it all!

[Shades_Of_Pale]

I think I may like Orlais more than I thought..or what Orlais might bring out in Cullen, lol!

[R2s Muse]

LolaLei wrote...

meanieweenie wrote...

I would've loved to be a fly on that bar wall, Lola! Haha! Serves the guy right.

Skeezy Orlisian:" 'Ello lovely lady. I em ere to save you from zis dizgusting ravel you are trapped ere wis!" *bows too far and almost falls due to inebriation*
Protag: "Um, no thanks. I fine here with my friends." *Doesn't even turn to look at him*
Skeezy: *grabs Protag's arm to make her look at him* "I will mek you see stars and sing my name to the heavens", he hisses into her ear.
Protag: "You need to leave me alone... now"
Skeevy chuckles low, leans in and licks her neck.
Up jumps Cullen who's been watching with a right hook that's been waiting to spring loose. lol

LOL! That would be such a fun scene to watch! I really hope we do run into a few sleazy Orlesians like that, if only for the the hilarity of it all!

Skeevy Orlesian is the way to go! I keep imagining that heartworm scene with Isabela. What would also be funny if the protagonist gets pissed at Cullen for being too macho, because she had it under control, dumb@ss.

Sera blinks at them and says innocently, "Lovers' quarrel?"

[LolaLei]

R2s Muse wrote...

LolaLei wrote...

meanieweenie wrote...

I would've loved to be a fly on that bar wall, Lola! Haha! Serves the guy right.

Skeezy Orlisian:" 'Ello lovely lady. I em ere to save you from zis dizgusting ravel you are trapped ere wis!" *bows too far and almost falls due to inebriation*
Protag: "Um, no thanks. I fine here with my friends." *Doesn't even turn to look at him*
Skeezy: *grabs Protag's arm to make her look at him* "I will mek you see stars and sing my name to the heavens", he hisses into her ear.
Protag: "You need to leave me alone... now"
Skeevy chuckles low, leans in and licks her neck.
Up jumps Cullen who's been watching with a right hook that's been waiting to spring loose. lol

LOL! That would be such a fun scene to watch! I really hope we do run into a few sleazy Orlesians like that, if only for the the hilarity of it all!

Skeevy Orlesian is the way to go! I keep imagining that heartworm scene with Isabela. What would also be funny if the protagonist gets pissed at Cullen for being too macho, because she had it under control, dumb@ss.

Sera blinks at them and says innocently, "Lovers' quarrel?"

HAHA! If a sleazy Orlesian starts reciting poetry to my protagonist I'm gonna literally ****** my pants! Best. Thing. EVER! 

[rapscallioness]

Well, if it is a woman that hits on the PC, unrelentingly so, obviously I don;t condone Cullen hauling off and decking her.

However, there's nothing to say she doesn't have sum male acquaintance with her. A friend /bro/cousin..whatever. Cullen and her could start w/ a pointed verbal exchange. Which gets to the point that sum big brute "protecting" the unrelenting hoochie steps in ...then Cullen can hit him.

And we can have our rolling melee hijinx!

[LolaLei]

I think that's why I love the idea of an Orlesian masquerade ball so much, especially after reading Asunder. You just know that if we attend one it'll be full of ridiculous nobles trying to play "the game", it's the perfect place to encounter sleazy individuals and amusing situations!

[rapscallioness]

Oh, and then of course the clutching hoochie could insult Cullen gravely, then our PC could haul off and hit her!

So, Cullen and PC would be defending each others honor...oh, the poor companions. Dragged into the bar brawl.

[LolaLei]

rapscallioness wrote...

Oh, and then of course the clutching hoochie could insult Cullen gravely, then our PC could haul off and hit her!

So, Cullen and PC would be defending each others honor...oh, the poor companions. Dragged into the bar brawl.

Or maybe she came onto Cullen instead and we get to do the put a stop to it LOL!

[Ianthia]

LolaLei wrote...

rapscallioness wrote...

Oh, and then of course the clutching hoochie could insult Cullen gravely, then our PC could haul off and hit her!

So, Cullen and PC would be defending each others honor...oh, the poor companions. Dragged into the bar brawl.

Or maybe she came onto Cullen instead and we get to do the put a stop to it LOL!

*giggles* That, I WANT.
What can I say my little characters are terribly possessive
So awesome lol

[rapscallioness]

LolaLei wrote...

I think that's why I love the idea of an Orlesian masquerade ball so much, especially after reading Asunder. You just know that if we attend one it'll be full of ridiculous nobles trying to play "the game", it's the perfect place to encounter sleazy individuals and amusing situations!

And leave it to us to turn the whole ball into a riotous spectacle that will be gossiped abt for years to come.

Imagine it, giant skirt hoops and ruffled cravats everywhere. Disheveled powdered wigs. Beauty marks smeared. And we get dragged out by Cheve..Cheva...uh, Cheveliers *mumbled it quickly*

[meanieweenie]

rapscallioness wrote...

LolaLei wrote...

I think that's why I love the idea of an Orlesian masquerade ball so much, especially after reading Asunder. You just know that if we attend one it'll be full of ridiculous nobles trying to play "the game", it's the perfect place to encounter sleazy individuals and amusing situations!

And leave it to us to turn the whole ball into a riotous spectacle that will be gossiped abt for years to come.

Imagine it, giant skirt hoops and ruffled cravats everywhere. Disheveled powdered wigs. Beauty marks smeared. And we get dragged out by Cheve..Cheva...uh, Cheveliers *mumbled it quickly*

There will need to be at least one in our party who has a sense of decorum and class.... they'll be the one standing calmly in the midst of the mayhem, still sipping their wine and knocking a few passers by in the noggin with their walking stick when no one is looking. Like Hawkman during the football fight scene in Flash Gordon from the 80's. lol

Edit: For reference see 0:43 -

Modifié par meanieweenie, 22 janvier 2013 - 01:15 .

[Shades_Of_Pale]

LOL ^

Oh my...