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#34476
meanieweenie

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motomotogirl wrote...

Yep and you basically only wore them with hookers so that you wouldn't give you wife any diseases lol!!

I like to imagine they all wear magical birth control/STD-repelling charms, too lol I like to think my characters can get it on without having to worry about syphilis and the like...

It'll be a rune you can have Sandal enchant your pants with to prevent 'Brothel Sprouts'. Posted Image

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meanieweenie wrote...

It'll be a rune you can have Sandal enchant your pants with to prevent 'Brothel Sprouts'. Posted Image


OMG JESUS CHRIST GOD EFFING DAMNIT-- Oh wait, you mean, "sprouts" as in, like kids... like kids from w-h-o-r-e-s. Okay. Um, for a moment there I was imagining giant brussel sprouts-shaped genital warts.

:sick:

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#34478
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motomotogirl wrote...

meanieweenie wrote...

It'll be a rune you can have Sandal enchant your pants with to prevent 'Brothel Sprouts'. Posted Image


OMG JESUS CHRIST GOD EFFING DAMNIT-- Oh wait, you mean, "sprouts" as in, like kids... like kids from w-h-o-r-e-s. Okay. Um, for a moment there I was imagining giant brussel sprouts-shaped genital warts.

:sick:

OMG... I didn't get that either. LOL Much less gross than I was thinking! LMVAO :o

#34479
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Don't Witchers get some kind of STD-free pass?


Kind of lol
Being a mutant / witcher Geralt is totally imune to all form of disease.
Oh and he's steral.
Win win for him heh

also LMAO at the responses above. you guys are priceless

Modifié par Ianthia, 29 janvier 2013 - 01:49 .


#34480
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Nope. You were right the first time. It's a euphemsim for STD's, as is "Crotch Pheasants" and "Garden Gout". LOL
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Modifié par meanieweenie, 29 janvier 2013 - 01:49 .


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Shades_Of_Pale wrote...

LolaLei wrote...

Tweet:

Cori May: "Offered without context (because I don't know the context, I just caught a sentence): @davidgaider: "Well, they can't kiss him everywhere."

David Gaider: "I waggled my eyebrows after I said that."


Don't know if it's DA3 related, but I hope so!

oooooo! Me too! What else would they be talking about.Posted Image



Hee hee. Yes. yes we can kiss him everywhere! lol! Midst of battle? yes! the looneys will have to wait while we bat our eyelashes and blush at each other.

Then you hear a collective exasperated sigh from the loonys as the beautiful Kiss-y Music starts up.

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oh, so that's what Sandal's magical rune really does...

#34483
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...I do hope there's Kiss-y Music, tho. I liked that in DAO. I did.

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meanieweenie wrote...

Nope. You were right the first time. It's a euphemsim for STD's, as is "Crotch Pheasants" and "Garden Gout". LOL
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eeeeeeew!!! LOL  Welllll, now I know, and knowing is half the battle!!

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R2s Muse wrote...

eeeeeeew!!! LOL  Welllll, now I know, and knowing is half the battle!!


You are awesome! lmao!Posted Image

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oh, boy. Just checked out Gaider's Twitter feed. Lmao! he's losing it.

Someone asked abt how lyrium helps Templars sense magic. Was it a mental thing, or w/5 senses?

Gaider said: "Templars sense magic w/their loins. Tragic, really."

And a rant abt Starbucks and small feet...they sound punch drunk. Lol!

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rapscallioness wrote...

oh, boy. Just checked out Gaider's Twitter feed. Lmao! he's losing it.

Someone asked abt how lyrium helps Templars sense magic. Was it a mental thing, or w/5 senses?

Gaider said: "Templars sense magic w/their loins. Tragic, really."

And a rant abt Starbucks and small feet...they sound punch drunk. Lol!


LOL Indeed, sounds like the strain is showing.

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PatrickWeekes ‏@PatrickWeekes

Collective writer pit "Oh, god, FEELS," followed by "Well, okay, we're clearly doing THAT, then."

⚔ sebastianhanlon ‏@hanlsp

@PatrickWeekes be advised: for every feel you add to the game combat is adding a spider"

is Weekes working on DA at all? I can't remember who's where anymore.

But hanlsp is DA designer programmer....and is working w/in a Feels to Spider ratio, apparently. Lotsa Spiders!:lol:

#34489
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R2s Muse wrote...

rapscallioness wrote...

oh, boy. Just checked out Gaider's Twitter feed. Lmao! he's losing it.

Someone asked abt how lyrium helps Templars sense magic. Was it a mental thing, or w/5 senses?

Gaider said: "Templars sense magic w/their loins. Tragic, really."

And a rant abt Starbucks and small feet...they sound punch drunk. Lol!


LOL Indeed, sounds like the strain is showing.


I guess Templars peckers ..ahem..get stiff and rise up like a bird dog every time a mage hawke or warden walks by!

that is tragic!:lol:

#34490
meanieweenie

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As an arachnophobe, I will tolerate more spiders for more feels... for the team, you see.

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meanieweenie wrote...

motomotogirl wrote...

Yep and you basically only wore them with hookers so that you wouldn't give you wife any diseases lol!!

I like to imagine they all wear magical birth control/STD-repelling charms, too lol I like to think my characters can get it on without having to worry about syphilis and the like...

It'll be a rune you can have Sandal enchant your pants with to prevent 'Brothel Sprouts'. Posted Image


LOL, I always check this thread at the most interesting times it seems.

Modifié par charlottecorday, 29 janvier 2013 - 02:15 .


#34492
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meanieweenie wrote...

As an arachnophobe, I will tolerate more spiders for more feels... for the team, you see.


Awww.

I don;t care for those big spiders meself. Especially when they maul me. Ack. But...Feels!

Difficult choices already. Already sacrifices must be made! Lol!

Modifié par rapscallioness, 29 janvier 2013 - 02:16 .


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rapscallioness wrote...

R2s Muse wrote...

rapscallioness wrote...

oh, boy. Just checked out Gaider's Twitter feed. Lmao! he's losing it.

Someone asked abt how lyrium helps Templars sense magic. Was it a mental thing, or w/5 senses?

Gaider said: "Templars sense magic w/their loins. Tragic, really."

And a rant abt Starbucks and small feet...they sound punch drunk. Lol!


LOL Indeed, sounds like the strain is showing.


I guess Templars peckers ..ahem..get stiff and rise up like a bird dog every time a mage hawke or warden walks by!

that is tragic!:lol:



*snickers*

So many things come to mind :P

Im going to have to stop reading all this. My mother thinks Im going insane.
(constantly laughing)
Im trying to tell her its purely educational! I mean we learned all about old age condoms and STDs today!
She still thinks Im barking mad.


*twiddles her thumbs and waits ever so patiently for more DA info... and the fanfic she's been following to get updated*

#34494
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Not to interrupt this interesting chat, lol. But I wanted to post what I have been working on for about an hour!

Sorry about the sloppiness, soon it shall be fixed!

ooch...looking at it again, it is sloppy, haha. Well, this is what happens when I browse fan art. It makes me get into this mood..

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Modifié par Shades_Of_Pale, 29 janvier 2013 - 02:29 .


#34495
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Shades, that looks great! I recognize that brillopad hair and goatee anywhere! :)

#34496
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R2s Muse wrote...

Shades, that looks great! I recognize that brillopad hair and goatee anywhere! :)

Thanks! HehePosted Image

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Ianthia wrote...

snip


*snickers*

So many things come to mind :P

Im going to have to stop reading all this. My mother thinks Im going insane.
(constantly laughing)
Im trying to tell her its purely educational! I mean we learned all about old age condoms and STDs today!
She still thinks Im barking mad.


*twiddles her thumbs and waits ever so patiently for more DA info... and the fanfic she's been following to get updated*


and that we did, eh? lmao!

#34498
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Shades_Of_Pale wrote...

Not to interrupt this interesting chat, lol. But I wanted to post what I have been working on for about an hour!

Sorry about the sloppiness, soon it shall be fixed!

ooch...looking at it again, it is sloppy, haha. Well, this is what happens when I browse fan art. It makes me get into this mood..

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ooo, Shades, beautiful work. i can see the emotion. and i like the way his nose is snuffled in her hair. nice.

#34499
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That's gorgeous, Shades. Kind of reminds me of Klimt.

#34500
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oh, and just a lil irrelevant note I noticed on DA2 pt the other day.

When reading thru your mail, i noticed Cullen is the only one (non sibling) that uses your first name in correspondence.

Everyone else says: Messeur; Champion; Champion Hawke; or just Hawke. But Cullen's letter says..Champion [insert given name] Hawke.

a small thing, but..eh. i liked it.