89411 réponses à ce sujet

[LolaLei]

Aaaaand we're good!

[R2s Muse]

[LolaLei]

If anyone wants anything added I'll put them in one of the posts I used up.

[R2s Muse]

LOL *phew* OK... anyone who had stuff to add, post it up and Lola and I will add it to page 2000.

W00t!!

[LolaLei]

So, onwards to becoming the biggest thread in this whole joint! Should be easy now that we have another year to do it in!

[R2s Muse]

LolaLei wrote...

This one still makes me belly laugh! :lol:

[LolaLei]

Hehehe!

[Scroll]

R2s Muse wrote...

Beautiful Friendship by R2s Muse

snip

PLAY IT AGAIN!  That was fun. 

[Reznore57]

I wrote down a banter ...I hope it doesn't sound too bad .
A coupele of thing may not be proper english ^^.

Cassandra :What is it?
Cullen : I'm sorry ...what are you talking about?
Cassandra :that thing around your neck.You keep on ...fondling it.
Cullen :Oh, this?It's a long story ...
Cassandra :Stop bull****ting me ,the truth now , templar!
Cullen : Alright, seeker.The truth is it all started with the fall of the chantry...
Cassandra :I already know that part of the story , get to the point!
Cullen: Well one day I found myself in a forest , betrayed ,and delirious from lyrium withdrawal...
Cassandra: Go on...
Cullen : feeling like my mind , my body , my very soul was about to explode.In despair, I kneeled and prayed out loud our beloved Andraste.
Cassandra :Did it help you?
Cullen :I'm not sure ,a bear interrupted me.I don't think I ever felt such a urge to fight and survive , it was primal and simple.I kept the pelt.
Cassandra :I think I understand what you mean , templar.
Cullen : do you ?
Cassandra :I had a bunch of cathartic fights...Ever punched a dragon in the face?

[R2s Muse]

Reznore57 wrote...

I wrote down a banter ...I hope it doesn't sound too bad .
A coupele of thing may not be proper english ^^.

Cassandra :What is it?
Cullen : I'm sorry ...what are you talking about?
Cassandra :that thing around your neck.You keep on ...fondling it.
Cullen :Oh, this?It's a long story ...
Cassandra :Stop bull****ting me ,the truth now , templar!
Cullen : Alright, seeker.The truth is it all started with the fall of the chantry...
Cassandra :I already know that part of the story , get to the point!
Cullen: Well one day I found myself in a forest , betrayed ,and delirious from lyrium withdrawal...
Cassandra: Go on...
Cullen : feeling like my mind , my body , my very soul was about to explode.In despair, I kneeled and prayed out loud our beloved Andraste.
Cassandra :Did it help you?
Cullen :I'm not sure ,a bear interrupted me.I don't think I ever felt such a urge to fight and survive , it was primal and simple.I kept the pelt.
Cassandra :I think I understand what you mean , templar.
Cullen : do you ?
Cassandra :I had a bunch of cathartic fights...Ever punched a dragon in the face?

Added!  Rezore, it's great!

[R2s Muse]

PhantomGinger, that was amazing!! Figuring out it's Anders... "...am not." LOL

[Twice a Lady]

No time for a comic, I'm afraid, but I do have this to contribute:
Cullen: I must say, you are the first Dalish Princess I've ever met.
Merrill: A what?
Cullen: You are the heir to the Dalish Queen's throne, are you not?
Merrill: (confused) I'm what?
Cullen: (slightly frustrated) The elvish hierarchy. You are next in line, if I understand correctly. The Elvish Queen chose you as her successor. Is that not true?
Merrill: (In understanding) Oh! I get it! This is that Templar humour that Anders is always going on about!
Cullen: (confused) I beg your pardon?
Merrill: (matter of factly) He's right, you know.  You Templars aren't very funny.
Cullen: (horribly confused) Wait, what?
And this one is sort of a cop out, but yeah, Cullen and Aveline would get along famously:
Aveline: Your sword is in very good condition and well made.
Cullen: Thank you! I find that crafting a proper sword is very important. If it isn't done right the blade can be too soft. Quenching the steel is a vital step that can make or break a sword. What do you think about blades?
Aveline: (somewhat excited) That's EXACTLY my thoughts! Finally someone else gets it!
Cullen & Aveline: (laughing and in unison) A blade for every purpose!  ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPACCINOS!!!!

[Jinx]

Wow page 2000 woohoo!!

[CuriousArtemis]

I need a good nickname for Cullen. One Varric would give him!

[CuriousArtemis]

Twice a Lady wrote...

And this one is sort of a cop out, but yeah, Cullen and Aveline would get along famously:
Aveline: Your sword is in very good condition and well made.
Cullen: Thank you! I find that crafting a proper sword is very important. If it isn't done right the blade can be too soft. Quenching the steel is a vital step that can make or break a sword. What do you think about blades?
Aveline: (somewhat excited) That's EXACTLY my thoughts! Finally someone else gets it!
Cullen & Aveline: (laughing and in unison) A blade for every purpose!  ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPACCINOS!!!!

Why do I see Donnic in back somewhere, glaring a hole through Cullen's armor 

[LolaLei]

motomotogirl wrote...

I need a good nickname for Cullen. One Varric would give him!

Curls? Curly? Ramen? 

Modifié par LolaLei, 11 juin 2013 - 08:26 .

[R2s Muse]

Twice a Lady wrote...

No time for a comic, I'm afraid, but I do have this to contribute:
Cullen: I must say, you are the first Dalish Princess I've ever met.
Merrill: A what?
Cullen: You are the heir to the Dalish Queen's throne, are you not?
Merrill: (confused) I'm what?
Cullen: (slightly frustrated) The elvish hierarchy. You are next in line, if I understand correctly. The Elvish Queen chose you as her successor. Is that not true?
Merrill: (In understanding) Oh! I get it! This is that Templar humour that Anders is always going on about!
Cullen: (confused) I beg your pardon?
Merrill: (matter of factly) He's right, you know.  You Templars aren't very funny.
Cullen: (horribly confused) Wait, what?
And this one is sort of a cop out, but yeah, Cullen and Aveline would get along famously:
Aveline: Your sword is in very good condition and well made.
Cullen: Thank you! I find that crafting a proper sword is very important. If it isn't done right the blade can be too soft. Quenching the steel is a vital step that can make or break a sword. What do you think about blades?
Aveline: (somewhat excited) That's EXACTLY my thoughts! Finally someone else gets it!
Cullen & Aveline: (laughing and in unison) A blade for every purpose!  ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPACCINOS!!!!

added!

[R2s Muse]

LolaLei wrote...

motomotogirl wrote...

I need a good nickname for Cullen. One Varric would give him!

Curls? curly?

templar. poster child. rules.

[CuriousArtemis]

LolaLei wrote...

motomotogirl wrote...

I need a good nickname for Cullen. One Varric would give him!

Curls? Curly? Ramen? 

This made me think of how golden (as well as curly) his hair is, so what about Golden Boy?? 

[R2s Muse]

motomotogirl wrote...

LolaLei wrote...

motomotogirl wrote...

I need a good nickname for Cullen. One Varric would give him!

Curls? Curly? Ramen? 

This made me think of how golden (as well as curly) his hair is, so what about Golden Boy?? 

perfect!

[Scroll]

Haha, this was hilarious! 

PhantomGinger wrote...

I’d think Cullen and Anders would start off as Frienemies, but as soon as Dissent takes place the “friendship” would go downhill fast and hard. Hope y'all enjoy! I had fun with these.

Snip
Anders: So, I take it we are no longer on a first name basis.
Cullen: *muttering parts from the Chant of Light* I shall weather the storm…
Anders: What should I call you? I suppose I could call you “templar” but that would just be stooping to your level.
Cullen: I shall endure…
Anders: You know…I don’t even know your last name.
Cullen: What You have created…
Anders: Do you even have one?
Cullen: Mage…
Anders: Oh, that’s your last name? No wonder you’re so cross.
Cullen: So help me...
Anders: How do you explain that to the other Templars? “I’m Cullen Mage.” “He’s a mage, get him! GRRR HOLY SMITE!”
Cullen: Hawke, one of your friends is about to go missing.
Hawke:
(Diplomatic) Anders, please stop bothering Cullen.
(Aggressive) It’s like dealing with children!
(Sarcastic) I swear I will turn this quest around…
Anders: Okay, you don’t have a surname. Don’t have to take it out on me.
Snip

[Twice a Lady]

R2s Muse wrote...

LolaLei wrote...

motomotogirl wrote...

I need a good nickname for Cullen. One Varric would give him!

Curls? curly?

templar. poster child. rules.

'Tempy'.  It would be infuriating for Cullen, but I could see Varric using it.

[CuriousArtemis]

Okay, this is with sarcastic Hawke, of course!

Act 1:

 

Fenris: Why are you staring at me, Templar.

Cullen: I wasn’t…

Fenris:  Hawke. Your templar is staring at me.

Hawke: Is he now!

Cullen: I wasn’t staring at anybody!

Cullen: *after a moment* “Your” templar?

Aveline: *chuckles*

 

Act 2:

 

Cullen: I’ve been told you “collect” people.

Hawke: Oh?

Cullen: Templars, mages, Qunari. People who do your bidding.

Hawke: Lies! Slander!

Cullen: This is what your elven friend was referring to when he called me “your” templar. Isn’t it?

Fenris: You’ve been thinking about that all these years?

 

Act 3:

 

Cullen: Champion, I must have the truth from you.

Hawke: When have I offered anything less, Ser Cullen?

Cullen: You’re an honorable man, as far as I can tell. I cannot find any truth to the rumors of your “collecting” people. Therefore I can only conclude that your friend assumed… that I… was exhibiting inappropriate intentions… and reacted out of jealousy. But I wish to set the record straight.

Fenris: You mean you don’t find me attractive?

Hawke: How rude!

Cullen: That’s not what I…!

Varric: *exasperated* They’re pulling your leg, Golden Boy. They’ve been doing it for seven years now.

Cullen: …I see.

Modifié par motomotogirl, 11 juin 2013 - 08:31 .

[LolaLei]

LOL!

[CuriousArtemis]

PhantomGinger wrote...

[/i]Anders: You know…I don’t even know your last name.
Cullen: What You have created…
Anders: Do you even have one?
Cullen: Mage…
Anders: Oh, that’s your last name? No wonder you’re so cross.
Cullen: So help me...
Anders: How do you explain that to the other Templars? “I’m Cullen Mage.” “He’s a mage, get him! GRRR HOLY SMITE!”

I laughed... SO HARD LOL Especially at "No wonder you're so cross."  I could hear Anders' voice PERFECTLY.