PhantomGinger wrote...
The only time I ever hate being a woman is when Aunt Flo visits.I swear off babies, sex, and vow I will go to the doctor and get my uterus ripped out. But after Aunt Flo, I want babies, sex, and a hot man to serve me muffins. It's like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
*giggles* Poor Fenris. Okay then: he would only strip for Hawke, and only if he was really really really drunk. He's a happy drunk after all, I WANNA SEE IT. XD
That... is the perfect face for Aunt Flo visits
I've thought about having a hysterectomy since I don't want children. Or having the tubes tied? But I dunno if tied tubes stops the periods. Well, I'm full-time with benefits now, so I can maybe have that discussion next doctor visit
Great, now there's an approximately 57% chance that I will write a fanfic of drunk Fenris stripping





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