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[Shyviolet]

Well.... she is a lesbian according to the devs.... so the shacking wouldn't go too far.... unless she'll REALLY do anything for power. 

 

close your eyes and think of Orlais?

[BioFan (Official)]

My Amell would cut his balls off first.

 

 

My cousland queen would..... let's just say it's not a-pro-pro for the forums... but VERY PAINFUL

[Hellion Rex]

Presumably she would've had to shag Calian if things had gone ahead, lol.

She briefly even thinks about the possibility of marrying Gaspard, even though he's her cousin.

[LolaLei]

She briefly even thinks about the possibility of marrying Gaspard, even though he's her cousin.

 

That's how Joffreys get born!

[BioFan (Official)]

 
[EMERGES FROM THE FORUMS, GASPING FOR BREATH]
 
Got it! It's right here.
 

 

 

I must report this to the Baldquisition right away! 

[Potato Cat]

Well.... she is a lesbian according to the devs.... so the shacking wouldn't go too far.... unless she'll REALLY do anything for power.

Depends on how keen she is on having a child of her's take the throne. Not that I think a marriage alliance would ever happen between Alistair and Celene. Too many variables with Alistair.

[LolaLei]

How old is Celene supposed to be now, anyway?

[BioFan (Official)]

 

 

 

 

LOL

 

 

LOVE

[Potato Cat]

How old is Celene supposed to be now, anyway?

I know she was born 9:4. I have no idea what year it's supposed to be by now though.

[BioFan (Official)]

lol that embargo is pretty big

 

 

I started a trend. YAY!

[BioFan (Official)]

Hm, Is it just me, or does his nose kinda look like a... penis? 

 

 

an embargo nose? hmm.... well... i mean... I guess it could... 

[Adela]

I started a trend. YAY!

LIKE LMAO

[LolaLei]

an embargo nose? hmm.... well... i mean... I guess it could... 

 

Trace around it, you'll see what I mean!

[BioFan (Official)]

close your eyes and think of Orlais?

 

 

If you wanna be super particular, a consummation ceremony.....

 

there'd be pervy old religious men watching them do it (the mideval version of watching porn pretty much) or in this case... chantry sisters...

 

 

oh my the images in my head

[Hellion Rex]

I know she was born 9:4. I have no idea what year it's supposed to be by now though.

It's 9:40. So she's about 36 at this time.

[BioFan (Official)]

How old is Celene supposed to be now, anyway?

 

 

ninja'd 

[Shyviolet]

If you wanna be super particular, a consummation ceremony.....

 

there'd be pervy old religious men watching them do it (the mideval version of watching porn pretty much) or in this case... chantry sisters...

 

 

oh my the images in my head

 

So once the deed is done, we have THIS?

 

[Potato Cat]

It's 9:40. So she's about 36 at this time.

Well she'd best hurry if she wants an heir.

It's all explained here:

[Potato Cat]

If you wanna be super particular, a consummation ceremony.....
 
there'd be pervy old religious men watching them do it (the mideval version of watching porn pretty much) or in this case... chantry sisters...
 
 
oh my the images in my head

Sometimes it was the entire royal court, not just religious officials.

[Hellion Rex]

 

So once the deed is done, we have THIS?

 

Hahahahah, that made me cackle.

[BevH]

More on the "on noes romances" twitter:

 

Mike Laidlaw ‏@Mike_Laidlaw 

@PatrickWeekes @davidgaider @SherylChee @BioMaryKirby @bbattye @Sylvf1 Ro-whatnows?

 

David Gaider ‏@davidgaider 

@Mike_Laidlaw @PatrickWeekes @SherylChee @BioMaryKirby @bbattye @Sylvf1 Guys. Guys! I have an idea: ROMANCES.

 

Patrick Weekes ‏@PatrickWeekes 

@davidgaider @Mike_Laidlaw @SherylChee @BioMaryKirby @bbattye @Sylvf1 I don't know. Maybe Anomen, but none of the elf ladies work for me.

 

Mary Kirby ‏@BioMaryKirby 

@davidgaider @Mike_Laidlaw @PatrickWeekes @SherylChee @bbattye @Sylvf1 I'm not sure what this word means. Something about magic romans?

 

Sylvf ‏@Sylvf1 

@BioMaryKirby @davidgaider @Mike_Laidlaw @PatrickWeekes @SherylChee @bbattye Maybe he meant Roman à clef? Getting arty!

 

David Gaider ‏@davidgaider 

@Sylvf1 @BioMaryKirby @Mike_Laidlaw @PatrickWeekes @SherylChee @bbattye We'll need some references. I bet Sheryl has some on her computer.

 

Patrick Weekes ‏@PatrickWeekes 

@BioMaryKirby @davidgaider @Mike_Laidlaw @SherylChee @bbattye @Sylvf1 No, magical Romans have been done. http://kryptonradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/rory-the-roman.jpg …

[Potato Cat]

They must be building up to something.

[LolaLei]

They must be building up to something.

 

They really seem to be going into one with this romance thing today, lol.

[MacyNell]

More on the "on noes romances" twitter:

 

Mike Laidlaw ‏@Mike_Laidlaw 

@PatrickWeekes @davidgaider @SherylChee @BioMaryKirby @bbattye @Sylvf1 Ro-whatnows?

 

David Gaider ‏@davidgaider 

@Mike_Laidlaw @PatrickWeekes @SherylChee @BioMaryKirby @bbattye @Sylvf1 Guys. Guys! I have an idea: ROMANCES.

 

Patrick Weekes ‏@PatrickWeekes 

@davidgaider @Mike_Laidlaw @SherylChee @BioMaryKirby @bbattye @Sylvf1 I don't know. Maybe Anomen, but none of the elf ladies work for me.

 

Mary Kirby ‏@BioMaryKirby 

@davidgaider @Mike_Laidlaw @PatrickWeekes @SherylChee @bbattye @Sylvf1 I'm not sure what this word means. Something about magic romans?

 

Sylvf ‏@Sylvf1 

@BioMaryKirby @davidgaider @Mike_Laidlaw @PatrickWeekes @SherylChee @bbattye Maybe he meant Roman à clef? Getting arty!

 

David Gaider ‏@davidgaider 

@Sylvf1 @BioMaryKirby @Mike_Laidlaw @PatrickWeekes @SherylChee @bbattye We'll need some references. I bet Sheryl has some on her computer.

 

Patrick Weekes ‏@PatrickWeekes 

@BioMaryKirby @davidgaider @Mike_Laidlaw @SherylChee @bbattye @Sylvf1 No, magical Romans have been done. http://kryptonradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/rory-the-roman.jpg …

They are having way too much fun at our expense.  And they're kinda making me nervous.  

[Lorien19]

More on the "on noes romances" twitter:

 

Mike Laidlaw ‏@Mike_Laidlaw 

@PatrickWeekes @davidgaider @SherylChee @BioMaryKirby @bbattye @Sylvf1 Ro-whatnows?

 

David Gaider ‏@davidgaider 

@Mike_Laidlaw @PatrickWeekes @SherylChee @BioMaryKirby @bbattye @Sylvf1 Guys. Guys! I have an idea: ROMANCES.

 

Patrick Weekes ‏@PatrickWeekes 

@davidgaider @Mike_Laidlaw @SherylChee @BioMaryKirby @bbattye @Sylvf1 I don't know. Maybe Anomen, but none of the elf ladies work for me.

 

Mary Kirby ‏@BioMaryKirby 

@davidgaider @Mike_Laidlaw @PatrickWeekes @SherylChee @bbattye @Sylvf1 I'm not sure what this word means. Something about magic romans?

 

Sylvf ‏@Sylvf1 

@BioMaryKirby @davidgaider @Mike_Laidlaw @PatrickWeekes @SherylChee @bbattye Maybe he meant Roman à clef? Getting arty!

 

David Gaider ‏@davidgaider 

@Sylvf1 @BioMaryKirby @Mike_Laidlaw @PatrickWeekes @SherylChee @bbattye We'll need some references. I bet Sheryl has some on her computer.

 

Patrick Weekes ‏@PatrickWeekes 

@BioMaryKirby @davidgaider @Mike_Laidlaw @SherylChee @bbattye @Sylvf1 No, magical Romans have been done. http://kryptonradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/rory-the-roman.jpg …

Magic and romans??God I love those devs!