Me, to my husband: “Here’s a present.” *handing him a single sock*
Husband: “A sock? What’s this for?”
Me: “It’s an embargo cozy.”
Husband: “A what?”
Me: *walks away laughing*
He thinks I’m insane now.
LMFAO I have GOT to do this to my husband now... cuz you know sometimes it can get cold.. specially here in Germany 
I thought your picture was actually really tasteful Adela, so I'm sorry to hear some biatch thought it was necessary to get offended... I mean, in this way it was not 'Look, an embargo!', but 'Nice body there! Oh, he is actually naked'. Human bodies are beautiful and portraited throughout history... seriously, why get offended? Romans/Greek used to throw fallus symbols around all the time... Sure, I draw a line for pics where women are positioned in such a way I can see from below that they had their tonsils removed and similar in-your-face-versions for men...
(And I work at a compliance department, so I hear 'embargo' at least daily... so hard to keep a straight face)
LMFAO I have GOT to do this to my husband now... cuz you know sometimes it can get cold.. specially here in Germany
Yes, and cold is not conducive to maintaining a fully activated embargo. Save the embargoes!
Yes, and cold is not conducive to maintaining a fully activated embargo. Save the embargoes!
That needs to be a shirt. Similar to save the whales.
That needs to be a shirt. Similar to save the whales.
LIKE I concur.
I thought your picture was actually really tasteful Adela, so I'm sorry to hear some biatch thought it was necessary to get offended... I mean, in this way it was not 'Look, an embargo!', but 'Nice body there! Oh, he is actually naked'. Human bodies are beautiful and portraited throughout history... seriously, why get offended? Romans/Greek used to throw fallus symbols around all the time... Sure, I draw a line for pics where women are positioned in such a way I can see from below that they had their tonsils removed and similar in-your-face-versions for men...
(And I work at a compliance department, so I hear 'embargo' at least daily... so hard to keep a straight face)
LIKE
Yes, and cold is not conducive to maintaining a fully activated embargo. Save the embargoes!
AND SUPER LIKE you guys stole all my likes again
Ah, sorry about the warning, Adela. I'm actually not surprised they have very detailed rules about nudity since they allow it at all. Pfft. How annoying. it's probably like the movie ratings system. If his erect penis had been on the floor, chopped off with a big bloody sword, it probably would have been fine. 
Ah, sorry about the warning, Adela. I'm actually not surprised they have very detailed rules about nudity since they allow it at all. Pfft. How annoying. it's probably like the movie ratings system. If his erect penis had been on the floor, chopped off with a big bloody sword, it probably would have been fine.
You'd need a sharp sword to chop that beast off, it's more than a little girthy!
LMFAO I have GOT to do this to my husband now... cuz you know sometimes it can get cold.. specially here in Germany
I'm totally doing that later!
Ah, sorry about the warning, Adela. I'm actually not surprised they have very detailed rules about nudity since they allow it at all. Pfft. How annoying. it's probably like the movie ratings system. If his erect penis had been on the floor, chopped off with a big bloody sword, it probably would have been fine.
You'd need a sharp sword to chop that beast off, it's more than a little girthy!
You guys just made all the men in the thread writhe uncomfortably LOL
lol the cozy doesn't wanna hang on the embargo
You guys just made all the men in the thread writhe uncomfortably LOL
I don't think written imagery phases me anymore I didn't really cringe, I just laughed. Unless I'm not a man I'm actually a woman DUN DUN DUN!!!
lol the cozy doesn't wanna hang on the embargo
I bet that's a sentence you'd never thought you'd say....
You guys just made all the men in the thread writhe uncomfortably LOL
I'm not a guy and it made me wince.
Wait, did Cullen ever actually encounter a desire demon?
Yeah, me!
She said it MUST BE CANON!!!
Wait, did Cullen ever actually encounter a desire demon?
If you play a female mage, he reveals demons frequently appeared before him in her form to try and tempt him. So desire demons!
I bet that's a sentence you'd never thought you'd say....
LOL i think I made the sock to small cause its kind of tight and it tears
LOL i think I made the sock to small cause its kind of tight and it tears
*wheezes*
LOL i think I made the sock to small cause its kind of tight and it tears
Ok, rule #1 - Never try to apply an undersized cozy. It may impair your embargo.
If you play a female mage, he reveals demons frequently appeared before him in her form to try and tempt him. So desire demons!
All right, but that'd only apply if the Warden was a female mage, wouldn't it?
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