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JediMaster_Murph

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 hey i need to add my senior quote for my school in the next few weeks and i want a mass effect one, what are your guys' favorites, it can be from either game

thanks in advance

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Blooddrunk1004

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In be4 spam of quotes.

Edited by Blooddrunk1004, 27 August 2011 - 09:45 PM.


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SNascimento

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The "Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a **** is space" dialogue is probably the best lines I've ever seen in a game.
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"Ah yes, Reapers. An immortal race of sentient starships, allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed this claim."

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A great wind... a great biotic wind!

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"Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring..."

"You can't control how people will act but you can control how you'll respond."

"Sometimes a thousand people must die so a million may live."

Edited by SpEcIaLRyAn, 27 August 2011 - 09:51 PM.


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This hurts you! (Always cracks me up when I hear it)

Or actually I got a new future favorite, from ME3 (was in that video): "You pull this off, I'm making you an honorary Krogan!"

He better keep his word! :D

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"I delete data like you on the way to real errors".
"I'm Commander Shepard. And this is my favorite store in the Citadel".
"Depends on the species, TURIAN".
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Why is it then when someone says, "with all due respect", they really mean "kiss my ass"?

What am I supposed to do? Requisition a cow to walk infront of me?

It's just a damn fish! GUNS are better than fish!

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We are all geth.

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Here are my favourite Quotes:

"Rage is a hell of an anesthetic"

"Can it wait for a bit, i'm in the middle of some calibrations"

"You know me, I like to savour the last shot before popping the heat sink"

"Shepard"
"Wrex"

"You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it"

“Just once I'd like to ask someone for help and hear them say ‘Sure. Let's go. Right now. No strings attached.’”

“What could I possibly be suggesting? I mean, a young woman gets rescued by a dashing commander who lets her join his crew and then goes off to save the galaxy? How could she possibly develop any kind of interest in him?”

“Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe.”

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JediMaster_Murph wrote...

 hey i need to add my senior quote for my school in the next few weeks and i want a mass effect one, what are your guys' favorites, it can be from either game

thanks in advance

Some choice Garrus quotes

'What is fun to fight through?'
'Gardens, electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy.'

'We can ignore suicidal orders? Why wasn't I told?'

and of course

'Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.'

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"Put more stuff in the thing more stuff goes in"
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Someone With Mass wrote...

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I approve of this line. Also that's what I always say to TIM.

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"If the cure is worse than a disease, what's the point?"

"Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh...*the whole dialogue*"

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"I love it when women fight over me..."

LOL, this one is so funny and cheesy. Always laugh.

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SpEcIaLRyAn wrote...

"Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring..."


This reminds me of the Sherlock Holmes quote, "Well, now we have a firm grasp of the obvious."

OT: "Don't ****** in my ear and tell me it's raining."

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"Someone ****** in your security chief's coffee today?"

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"Assuming Direct control"
"you human are all racist"

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SpEcIaLRyAn wrote...


"You can't control how people will act but you can control how you'll respond."


For an actual, non ridiculous senior quote, this is pretty good.

If you're going for ridiculous, then there's plenty to pick from in this thread.

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This one trumps them all.

".....I should go."

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breakdown71289 wrote...

This one trumps them all.

".....I should go."

For a high school quote, I agree 100%.

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Mass Effect-based senior quote for school... heavy risk, but the priiiiize

Edited by Thestral, 28 August 2011 - 01:05 AM.


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"I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that sound like a good idea."

Senior quotes are dumb. No matter what you pick, in 10-15 years you'll look back and think "wow, I was so naive."

Edited by marshalleck, 28 August 2011 - 01:08 AM.