Best Mass Effect quotes
#26
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 01:15
"I wont let fear compromise who I am."
#27
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 01:18
""Tell me what I want, or I will blast your virtual a** into actual dust"
Harbinger:
"This hurts you"
Legion:
"His operating system is unstable. He will fail"
Użytkownik robarcool edytował ten post 28 sierpień 2011 - 01:20
#28
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 01:23
"You should leave your personal synthetic assistant at home,they aren't allowed on public shuttles anymore."
"Geth do not intentionally infiltrate."
Użytkownik Humanoid_Typhoon edytował ten post 28 sierpień 2011 - 01:24
#29
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 01:30
thisSNascimento wrote...
The "Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a **** is space" dialogue is probably the best lines I've ever seen in a game.
#30
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 01:33
Kasai666 wrote...
For a high school quote, I agree 100%.breakdown71289 wrote...
This one trumps them all.
".....I should go."
Just get up there, look in the crowd for a good 5 seconds, and then say that.
That, would be great
Otherwise:
Speak when spoken to, Uvenk. I'll drag your clan to glory whether it likes it or not.
Shepard: What if you and I make a deal? You let him set his own prices, and I won't break your legs.
Harrot:
With barely contained terror: You drive a hard bargain, human.
Amonkira, Lord of Hunters, grant that my hands be steady, my aim be
true, and my feet swift. And should the worst come to pass, grant me
forgiveness.
I want something that says: "I own this room. I own YOU.
Quarian:
Anyway, if worst comes to worst, I did have the nerve-stimulation program built into my suit.
Turian:
And I hear that the loves scenes are... what?
Quarian:
Oh yeah. Standard equipment for any responsible adult. Here, let me fire
it up... uhh, excuse me human? Private con-ver-say-ti-onn? Ugh.
Turian:
A little space, please?
And the best one for last....:
Salarian:
I still don't see why we're here. Salarians do not "get married." My family simply negotiated a reproduction contract...
Human:
Well, it's the closest you guys get to a wedding, and that means you get a bachelor party. End of story.
Salarian:
I don't understand. Humans celebrate wedding contracts by tempting infidelity? That makes no sense!
Human:
Calm down, man. Don't embarrass me in front of the stripper.
Salarian:
What do turians do? Do turians do this too?
Turian:
I'm just here for the drinks.
Salarian:
You said that bachelor parties are for very close friends. We're just co-workers.
Human:
We've been co-workers for five years though. Aren't salarian years like dog years?
Salarian:
Ok, now, that's offensive. I appreciate the gesture, but my people don't even have sex drives like humans do.
Human:
Uh-huh. Take a look at *that*, man. Everybody likes the asari. *Everybody*.
Salarian:
But we actually reproduce by... my word. She is very... limber. I can
appreciate her dancing in an aesthetic manner, but... I don't have...
feelings of... she is a lovely shade of blue.
Turian:
Ok, that makes my legs hurt just watching it, and my knees are meant to bend that way.
Salarian:
This isn't as bad as I'd feared. It's actually... i-is it warm in here? What's that little divot in her abdomen?
Human:
It's called a belly-button. Humans and asari have them, and you're going to be doing shots out of it later tonight.
Turian:
That can't be sanitary.
Human:
Not the point, man!
Salarian:
I can understand why I might find asari attractive, but how can they be
attractive to humans too? They look just like salarians!
Human:
What? They look exactly like us! I'm not seeing the salarian thing at all. At all.
Turian:
You're both wrong. Asari look just like blue turians. Look at the head-fringe!
Human:
Wait, you don't think they're like, mind-controlling us to see them as attractive, do you?
Turian:
Please be quiet. You're going to ruin asari for me. And there aren't many turian women on Illium.
Salarian:
Well, I suppose watching just... one more dance couldn't hurt.
Human:
Hahaha! That's the spirit!
Turian:
As long as I'm not paying for the drinks.
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#31
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 01:55
-"you still sassin me soldier? i think you need more physical training"
-"tsk, now what will it take to prove that im in prime condition, skipper"
#32
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 02:00
#33
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 02:13
#34
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 02:14
Joker to Shep about Garrus: “Commander, we got Garrus back! That’s great, because he was totally my favorite. With that pole up his ass.”
[about Garrus after a mission]
“Seems like Garrus has finally pulled that stick out of his ass and is now beating people to death with it.”
#35
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 02:16
marshalleck wrote...
"I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that sound like a good idea."
Beat me to it
That has to have been my favorite line from either 1 or 2 .
#36
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 02:32
SpEcIaLRyAn wrote...
"You can't control how people will act but you can control how you'll respond."
"Sometimes a thousand people must die so a million may live."
Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...
"I wont let fear compromise who I am."
Those,and:
“The law is only a protection if everyone agrees to be bound by it. We don’t.”
#37
Guest_greengoron89_*
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 02:34
Guest_greengoron89_*
"GO! GO! GO!"
"I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
Seriously though, here are a few of my favorites:
Harkin: Secrets are like herpes... if you got 'em, you might as well spread 'em around.
C-Sec: Do you want me to arrest you?
Wrex: I want you to try.
Aria: Omega has only one titled ruler, and only one rule: don't **** with Aria.
Kenneth: That scunner couldn't serve a good haggis if his life depended on it.
Gabby: All haggis tastes like ass, anyway.
Kenneth: Aye, but in the right hands, it can taste like mighty fine ass.
Volus: I am a biotic god! I think things, and they happen! Fear me, lesser creatures, for I am biotics made flesh!
Just to name a few. Both games are full of awesome quotes.
#38
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 02:36
Like we'd know..... *stares at BW*
#39
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 02:59
"Not always,sometimes I fall asleep."
#40
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 03:06
#41
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 03:19
greengoron89 wrote...
Kenneth: That scunner couldn't serve a good haggis if his life depended on it.
That line always irritated me, it just isn't the right use of the word scunner and it's a brilliant word (not to mention his terrible accent).
one of my favourite however is one from Wrex. "Sometimes crazy is the best way to go." that and another one from him actually; "If I die here, I'll Kill him."
#42
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 03:25
"I don't know what you're on, but stay out of my way and I won't kill you."
"You look good for dead, Shepard."
"Reminds me of the old days; Facing the unknown. Killing it with big guns. Good times."
"Next you'll be telling me he's a quint and craps dark matter."
"We were dragged into hell and you pulled our sorry asses out. You're aces in my book, Shepard."
"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees."
"We're going to beat the Collecters but I plan on living to tell about it."
#43
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 03:25
#44
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 03:38
P.S. This method works for pretty much everything.
Edit: Also it will prevent teachers from being dissapointed in you for quothing a video game.
Użytkownik BlahDog edytował ten post 28 sierpień 2011 - 03:42
#45
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 04:10
"Because its a big stupid jellyfish!"
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Quoniam suus a magnus bardus jellyfish
Your words are empty as your future
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Vestri lacuna es cassus ut vestri posterus
ENEMIES EVERWHERE!
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HOSTILIS UNDIQUE!
Użytkownik sbvera13 edytował ten post 28 sierpień 2011 - 04:10
#46
Guest_Trust_*
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 04:11
Guest_Trust_*
"Shepard."comrade8472 wrote...
"Wrex"
#48
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 04:15
Did you use google tranlate or someting because some of that is wrong.sbvera13 wrote...
Hmmm. This could be fun.
"Because its a big stupid jellyfish!"
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Quoniam suus a magnus bardus jellyfish
Your words are empty as your future
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Vestri lacuna es cassus ut vestri posterus
ENEMIES EVERWHERE!
-
HOSTILIS UNDIQUE!
Quoniam suus a magnus bardus jellyfish is actually
Quod magnus bardus jellyfish est
Vestri lacuna es cassus ut vestri posterus is
Lacuna tua vacua ut postero tuo sunt
The last one has no verb but, the english did not either so its ok.
Edit: I'm not a clomplete latin expert, so there may still be some vocabulary flaws but I am sure that the grammar is right.
Użytkownik BlahDog edytował ten post 28 sierpień 2011 - 04:29
#49
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 04:27
#50
Guest_Trust_*
Napisano 28 sierpień 2011 - 04:34
Guest_Trust_*
It's a big stupid jellyfish!
I'd rather drink a cup of acid after chewing on a razor blade
Użytkownik AwesomeEffect2 edytował ten post 29 sierpień 2011 - 01:13





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