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#76
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Enyala: "I was just waiting for you to finish getting dressed. Or does Cerberus really let you **** around in that outfit?"
Jack: "Oh I like her, are we still recruiting?"

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sbvera13 wrote...

Repearized Miranda wrote...

Garrus' inuendos!

"I had reach, but she had flexibility."

(I forget his other one, atm. Where he catches himself!)


"You know how I like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink.

Wait.  That went somewhere totally wrong, didn't it?"


Thanks, sbvera! They really did a good job with the humor. Hopefully, it's just as good or better in ME3!

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"I've had enough of your snide insinuations" *SHEPARD PUNCH*

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Shepard: "Uh, sic semper tyrana... *cough*"
  • JFontes aime ceci

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JSwisha wrote...

Shepard: "Uh, sic semper tyrana... *cough*"


Huh, never heared that one before.

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"I had reach but she had flexibility..."

"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions..."

"You humans are all racist."

Modifié par kalpain, 28 août 2011 - 08:46 .


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"I should go."

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warriorN7

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me1: sir Isaac newton is the deadliest son of a **** in space

me2: like pissing yourself in dark trousers warm feeling but nobody notices

#84
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warriorN7 wrote...

me1: sir Isaac newton is the deadliest son of a **** in space

That is from ME2, when you arrive at the Citadel, before the security checkpoint.

Modifié par SandTrout, 28 août 2011 - 09:07 .


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warriorN7

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right you are my mistake

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Jack: Hey EDI, Nice body. Now you look like a sex bot instead of a sex toy

you can only hear this quote if you bring EDI on the mission to the biotic academy.

Modifié par mikeloeven, 29 mars 2012 - 10:38 .


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"I am the Catalyst..." NOOOO

hehe nahh... this one always cracks me up.

"I delete data like you on the way to real errors."

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TIM: Shepard, you're in my chair.

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marshalleck wrote...

"I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that sound like a good idea."

Senior quotes are dumb. No matter what you pick, in 10-15 years you'll look back and think "wow, I was so naive."


WRONG to this day my senior quote was "what do you want and why should i care?!" AND THIS IS MY DAY TO DAY BUSINESS MOTTO...and its worked out so far

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Thekill_3 wrote...

JSwisha wrote...

Shepard: "Uh, sic semper tyrana... *cough*"


Huh, never heared that one before.


me3 when you go to the bar to talk to ariana about her ****ing about losing her old bar if you go to the otherside of the bar the giant meathead thats on your ship is over their drinking with other meatheads and they ask him to say the old military motto and this is once of the choices you get because shep doesnt know the motto

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"You fight against inevitability, dust struggling against cosmic winds."

"Know this as you die in vain. Your time will come, your species will fall. Prepare yourselves for the arrival."

"Human, you've changed nothing. Your species has the attention of those infinitely your greater. That which you know as Reapers are your salvation through destruction."

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"But the prrriiiizzzeee"

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I always loved this Tali quote. . .

"I have a shotgun"

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Broodax wrote...

Thekill_3 wrote...

JSwisha wrote...

Shepard: "Uh, sic semper tyrana... *cough*"


Huh, never heared that one before.


me3 when you go to the bar to talk to ariana about her ****ing about losing her old bar if you go to the otherside of the bar the giant meathead thats on your ship is over their drinking with other meatheads and they ask him to say the old military motto and this is once of the choices you get because shep doesnt know the motto


It's from ME1, if you select the "[Mumble Something]" option when trying to activate the neutron purge on Noveria without the code.

To add to the thread:

"If we don't figure something out, "Maybe Later" will be an epitaph on a mass grave of eleven billion." - Udina.

I actually liked Udina in ME3, aside from the... you know.

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"Don't ****** in my ear and tell me it's raining"

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If you've heard of it it's already too main stream for me.

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Anderson - "I was born in London"


"I was only mostly dead, try finding dead option on government paper work"


"I'm offering to be your friend, you don't wanna be my enemy."

Modifié par bydoritos, 20 juillet 2012 - 11:25 .


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"Don't ****** in my ear and tell me it's raining."

"They're fools - you should eat them!"

"I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

"Can it wait a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

"Mira: It looks like you are trying to restore this facility. Would you like some help?
Shepard: Oh crap, a pop-up. "

"Shepard: You must have had some kind of interesting experience.
Wrex: Well, there was this one time the Turians tried to wipe out our entire race. That was fun."

"Ah yes, Reapers. The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed that claim. "

"At least we killed Lieutenant-Bastard Kai Leng, I just hope we get to do the same for his general."

"Forgive the insubordination, but this old friend has an order for you. Go out there and give them hell. You were born to do this."


FEW OF MANY!

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EDI: "What Jeff and I are exhibiting is more a platonic symbiosis than hormonally induced courtship behavior."

Wrex, about Javik: "Sometimes I'm not sure if the Normandy's a warship or a traveling freak show."

Enyala, to Miranda: "I was just waiting for you to finished getting dressed. Or does Cerberus really let you **** around in that outfit?"

Station VI: "Intruders are requested to report to the cargo doors for immediate removal from station."

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ME1 Shepard: Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring.