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Shepardism: An In-Universe Religion (Group Added)


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#51
Sundance31us

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BatmanPWNS wrote...
Who say's he'll live long enough to make a religion.

He/she doesn't have to. :innocent::whistle:

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And yay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil for I am loyal

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BatmanPWNS

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Sundance31us wrote...

BatmanPWNS wrote...
Who say's he'll live long enough to make a religion.

He/she doesn't have to. :innocent::whistle:


Well I then question who will make it for him/her.

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I'm surprised you haven't made a group for this yet, iOnlySignIn. We need to gather all the believers together in one huge congregation, and spread the Gospel of Shepard across the Four Corners of the Galaxy.

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BatmanPWNS wrote...

Who say's he'll live long enough to make a religion.

I'd be more concerned with him/her living long enough to stop it.

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Modifié par SandTrout, 28 août 2011 - 08:37 .


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I laughed hard at this. Great post. :D I vote this be stickied as well.

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greengoron89 wrote...

I'm surprised you haven't made a group for this yet, iOnlySignIn. We need to gather all the believers together in one huge congregation, and spread the Gospel of Shepard across the Four Corners of the Galaxy.

Just made one. See OP.

Never dabbled with making groups before. Let's see how this one goes.

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I can just imagine that about 200 years after the events of ME3 (assuming Shepard wins) that Shepard has become a semi-mythical/religious figure for a lot of people.

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And lo the Lord thy Shepard appeared before Liara of T'soni within the caverns of Therum within her time of darkest need and she thoughteth he was but a hallucination. Lord thy Shepard saideth 'Nay, speak not of hallucinations for thou art speaking to Commander Shepard, the first human spectre' and so Lord thy Shepard didst free Liara of T'soni from her prison and deliver her from the torment of the Reapers.

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Needs disciple list :P (aka ME2 squad).

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Consider me a convert.

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iOnlySignIn wrote...

greengoron89 wrote...
I'm surprised you haven't made a group for this yet, iOnlySignIn. We need to gather all the believers together in one huge congregation, and spread the Gospel of Shepard across the Four Corners of the Galaxy.


Just made one. See OP.

Never dabbled with making groups before. Let's see how this one goes.


Excellent. Now all the galaxy shall see the glory of the Lord thy Shepard, as we carry His divine name from the heart of the Local Cluster to the far reaches of the Terminus Systems.

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/facepalm

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Volus Warlord wrote...

/facepalm

We all have our vices. Some of us like Volusing, others like romancing Pyjaks, still others like joining new religions.

Modifié par iOnlySignIn, 29 août 2011 - 12:34 .


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iOnlySignIn wrote...

Volus Warlord wrote...

/facepalm

We all have our vices. Some of us like Volusing, others like romancing Pyjaks, still others like joining new religions.


And some of us like to do all three, and then some.

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iOnlySignIn wrote...

Simple. Attack a single Batarian with any weapon of your choice. We don't want it to be too restrictive.

Caedite eos!

APPROV'D.

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Revelations 1:08
And in the end there will be much doubt in Lord thy Shepard and the unfaithful will talk of needing plans to stop the Reapers and their fell forces, hark Lord thy Shepard willst silence thy unbelievers and speaketh such "we fight or we die, that's the plan" and hark will all true believers keep faith in the Lord thy Shepard for he and he alone shall guide the true believers through the torments inflicted upon us by the Reapers.

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Blessed be the lost for they will be beside the Lord thy Shepard whenst his work is done.
Blessed be the victims of Virmire who didst die so the Lord thy Shepard could destroy the base so the clones within wouldnst awash the galaxy in a sea of blood.
Blessed be Saren Arterius , who in the final hour turned back to the Lord thy Shepard and embraced the Lord thy Shepard's forgiveness and took his life to stop the Reaper Sovereign from summoning his fell brethren from thy relay of the Citadel.
Blessed be the squad of Archangel, who fought against the forces of corruption along side of saint Garrus of Vakarian.
Blessed be Okeer, who gave life to saint Grunt of Urdnot and lo gave his life for Grunt's survival under the threat of poison gasses.

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And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.

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Finally, a religion I can really get behind. Converted.

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I don't think Shepard would want to be worshiped, but better a Shepard religion for the Geth than a Saren one.

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Well a certain figure wanted his followers to worship in private but now we have churches best described as six flags over jesus and shows devoted to his worship, so a religion will probably form around a messiah figure like Shepard

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Sajuro wrote...

Blessed be the victims of Virmire who didst die so the Lord thy Shepard could destroy the base so the clones within wouldnst awash the galaxy in a sea of blood.

Best. Prayer. Ever.

I will pray for the VV (Virmire Victim) tonight with this.

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Give this man a job.