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Shepardism: An In-Universe Religion (Group Added)


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DRUNK_CANADIAN wrote...

Give this man a job.

I am available as a writer. For both plot and dialogue.

That is not a joke.

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Shepard should himself/herself claim to be a prophet for the cosmic player who guides his/her hands to smote the reapers ruin.

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Whenst thou is above the hundredth percentage of heavy weapon ammunition, level thous Cain at thy enemies of the Lord thy Shepard and charge thy Cain for three seconds, not two seconds, not four seconds, and five is right out. When three ist the third number thou has counted, being the holiest of holy numbers in front of the Lord thy Shepard as his squad is him and two to make three, the number to which thou must count. When three is the number thou has counted to, release the trigger and let the enemies of the Lord thy Shepard be smote by the Cain's righteous fury.

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Funny stuff

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The really sad thing is? This probably EXISTS somewhere in the ME Universe. Shepard probably HAS got his/her own cult/religion. xD

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Only read the first post, but this is a brilliant idea.... I applaud you. I think it would be hilarious to see the Conrad Verner begin preaching about Shepard in ME3.

But even better, IMO, would be to eventually have a Mass Effect game set even further into the future, say 500 years, and there being a full blown Shepard religion as you described. All Shepard's stories would be written like scripture, and there would be followers of the religion who absolutely believe Shepard is a God and did all the things the scripture describes, and then there would be the non-believers... and as we walk along certain parts of that game, we would hear debates on Shepardism between the believers and non-believers!

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Best.thing.ever.

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shepard is an allegory for jesus? more likely than you think.

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To tell the truth I prefer saying "Shepmas" or "Shepardmas" mostly because Christmas is a 2 syllable and saying Shepardmas is kind of awkward

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Awesome. Sign me in. :wizard:
But I suppose Shepard accepts everyone, not only humans.
I already can see some of pilgrimage places required to become a Shepard's priest.

Virmire. Place of sacrifice.
Pilgrim should sacrifice his most precious thing [price doesn't matter].

Alchera. Place of suffering.
Pilgrim must spend 30 seconds on planet surface in broken suit.
Note: Local church provides free healing after frostbite and decompression.

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HomelessGal wrote...

Isn't Shepard's sense of self-importance large enough already?


One's ego can have no limits!

www.youtube.com/watch  (0:45)

www.youtube.com/watch  (3:40)

Modifié par Lotion Soronnar, 29 août 2011 - 09:57 .


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I'd like to see the Turian Councilor become a convert after seeing 1) The Reapers 2) Shepard destroying them and saving the galaxy.

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hahaha this is epic!

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I made a facebook page for the church of Shepardism.

http://www.facebook....242292569147037

Not sure how to get it to link as Religion, though =\\ Perhaps getting it a username helps? In that case, I need 25 Likes. Like it if you like it I guess, all I know is I'd like to be able to link to that page from my Religion tab and put some sermons and stuff on there =)

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LilyasAvalon wrote...

The really sad thing is? This probably EXISTS somewhere in the ME Universe. Shepard probably HAS got his/her own cult/religion. xD


It's lead by Conrad Verner and Ash perscribes to it sense she called shep a god....creeeeppyyy....I would die from pure shock if this shows up in game. 

Modifié par Destroy Raiden , 29 août 2011 - 05:36 .


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Destroy Raiden wrote...
It's lead by Conrad Verner and Ash perscribes to it sense she called shep a god....creeeeppyyy....I would die from pure shock if this shows up in game. 

Considering that Conrad might be dead there must another less sane and more survivable persom.

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This thread has more creativity than mass effect.

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 You forgot the holy Hana Shepard, mother of Commander Shepard

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Sheepie Crusher wrote...

You forgot the holy Hana Shepard, mother of Commander Shepard

Yeah, how could I!

I can't wait until BioWare reveals in ME3 that Spacer Shepard actually doesn't have a father (which is why it was never mentioned). George Lucas did this with Anakin Skywalker, so I don't see why not.

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The mockery of my religion was never so epic...

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The maker hates Shepardists.

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We'll take care of that maker, don't you worry.

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This could be the next big religion after the cult fo gadget hackwrench http://www.odditycen...-character.html

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bobobo878 wrote...

The maker hates Shepardists.


I call on my fellow shepardists for holy war agains the maker! Death to the heathens!

Modifié par Luvinn, 29 août 2011 - 10:13 .


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Luvinn wrote...

bobobo878 wrote...

The maker hates Shepardists.


I call on my fellow shepardists for holy war agains the maker! Death to the heathens!

"And the Lord thy Shepard didst  stand on the outcroppping and spoke thusly to his disciples 'Lo my disciples, look upon thy base, the Collectors are an abomination in the sight of mine own eyes. They doth not threaten, nor do thine Reapers, but they threaten every person in the galaxy.' and thusly he spoke of heretics 'Let all abominations and heretics who stand in my sight be perished witht thy Revenant or thy Widow lest they enact their fell actions uponst the devout and the pious.' and thusly Tali of Zorah and Mordin of Solus ascended the platform to stand next to Shepard as he had chosen them to and the rest of which there were nine,as  Jacob of Taylor had guided the crew back throughst the Lord thy Shepard's grace, stayed behind the Lord thy Shepard to hold off the waves of Collectors and so it is that we must stand against the Heretics who claim Shepard to be of no importance and to espouse other gods and commanders before the Lord thy Shepard."