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[Dragoonlordz]

"What would Kirk/Picard do in this situation?"

"...I just saw your life flash before my eyes."

"Oh dear god, WHEN will the anal probes stop!"

"One small step for man, one giant leap off this bridge..."

"...Brought to you by Pepsi Cola, the one stop shop for all your thirst related needs."

"Now I can get back to my bloody knitting finally..."

"Eastenders is on at 16 hundred hours, gotta get home.. You guys take it from here."

"Buck Rogers has nothing on me... But by jove I'm jealous he has Wilma Deering the lucky git."

Modifié par Dragoonlordz, 02 septembre 2011 - 10:08 .

[Grimmdead]

"that was for you *love interest's name* "

[Riv2.0]

 "I am more than a man... I am a symbol. I am Batman"
"Let's Roll."
"That's the money shot!"
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
"I'll be back............... Where's your toilet?"
"This is my favourite mass murder on the Citadel!"
"Earth belongs to me!"
 Of course, it would be great if he just did an air guitar solo, Bill and Ted style.

[Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien]

Dragoonlordz wrote...

"Buck Rogers has nothing on me... But by jove I'm jealous he has Wilma Deering the lucky git."

quality, going a bit off topic though, wouldn't you consider Miranda to be Shepard's Wilma?

Figure hugging outfit? Check
Long flowing hair? Check
Smart lady? Check
Initially cold but later warm? Check

And trying to bring this back on topic...

*Shepard saves the day and jumps onto a shuttle piloted by EDI to escape the explosion*
Shepard: EDI get us out of here!
EDI: edi edi edi edi
Shepard: What the...
*explosion kills Shepard and the others on the shuttle*

[Dragoonlordz]

"WTFOMGHAXZOR!"

Would amuse me if he started to burst into a show tune to be honest... "The sun'll come out, tomorrow... Bet your bottom dollar, that tomorrow; there'll be sun! Just thinkin' about, tomorrow... Clears away the cobwebs, and the sorrow... 'Til there's none!"

"Don't let your guard down, today Reapers... Tomorrow Ponies.."

Replace his [Catch Phrase] with a simple at the end of it all he just lets out a fart and everyone around him just goes "Oh, Shepard your so funny."

Modifié par Dragoonlordz, 02 septembre 2011 - 11:50 .

[Virginian]

I'm thinking no catch phrase. Shepard goes to say something stops and thinks for a moment and walks away.

It's like saying tada after performing a magic trick, the trick should speak for itself by saying tada you cheapen it.

[Dragoonlordz]

"Is it a bird, a plane...? No it's Superman!"

"Trolololo"

"Hmm.. Lemon Sherbert"

Reaper : "Shepard you shall pay for this!"
Shepard : "Yeh yeh whatever, talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening."
<Cue next day>
Miranda : "Shepard, I don't know how to tell you this but..."
Shepard : "What is it Miranda? Sounds serious."
<Miranda hands Shepard a newspaper>
Shepard : "Oh crap..."
<Shepard drops paper on floor article facing upwards... Turns out Reapers transmitted a picture of Sheploo in suspenders and corset with ball gag in mouth playing kinky maid with a Volus>

...

Shepard is never seen again out of embarrassment, hence the end of Shepards story.

Modifié par Dragoonlordz, 02 septembre 2011 - 11:58 .

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

"Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...."

Reaperes eunt domus.

[Zu Long]

"Hello. My name is Commander Shepard. You ravaged my planet. Prepare to die."

Or

Garrus: "You think they have any idea what's about to happen to them?"
Shepard: "Ha! Not a chance in hell."

*Presses button. Reapers explode*

[shep82]

"There is no spoon" LOL.

[beakedporpoise]

OH MY GOD!!!! THIS IS SO MY NEW FACEBOOK STATUS!!!! CLICK!!!!

[Repearized Miranda]

SynheKatze wrote...

I should go.

Best quote EVARRRRR.

^ This. I wouldn't go as far as you dd, but it wouldn't be ME3 at any point if Shepard doesn't say it!

[Ji99saw]

Done!

[Chucky Shepard]

"May God have mercy on your souls reapers."

[Volus Warlord]

"Should've brought your knee pads."

[JonnyOwen]

"What's this area of the ship?"

[Kathleen321]

"I never asked for this"... wait wrong game...

[Rorschachinstein]

*looks at all the reapers*
Shepard: This isn't fair
*drops guns*
Shepard: Know it's an even fight.

[Bcuz]

Hello. I'm Commander Shepard. You killed my Squad. Prepare to die.

[Aurora313]

Garrus: Shepard! The reapers outnumber us ten to one!
Shepard: Then it is an even fight. Fire at will, burn their mongrel hides!

[Humanoid_Typhoon]

"It's just been revoked."

[Humanoid_Typhoon]

Aurora313 wrote...

Garrus: Shepard! The reapers outnumber us ten to one!
Shepard: Then it is an even fight. Fire at will, burn their mongrel hides!

"Forward warriors,and fear not pain nor death!"

[TheMakoMaster]

"don't ruin my story with lackluster downloadable content..."

[Xarathox]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of
the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name
of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of
darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost
children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and
furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And
you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

~Samuel L. Jackson.

[ubermensch007]

Shepard's final battle Catch phrase. You decide!

"For Frodo." LOL