Seriously though... I would like for Commander Shepard to say something more like this:
"Hold your ground! Hold your ground.Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes...the same fear that would take the heart of me.A day may come when the courage of Men fails...when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship.But it is not this day.An hour of wolves and shattered shields...when the age of Men comes crashing down.But it is not this day.This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth...I bid you stand, Men of the West!"
Lord Aragorn...
Shepard's final battle Catch phrase. You decide!
Débuté par
Tooneyman
, août 29 2011 08:52
#301
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 06:00
#302
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 06:06
FOR THE HORDE!!!
#303
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 01:24
This is the best so far. It would be so awesome. 4th wall! (Kind of.)N7Infernox wrote...
*Reapers descend to attack Shepard*
Shepard: "This is like something out of a crazy video game."
Garrus: "I'd like to see the Council try and dismiss this..."
#304
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 01:33
I gotta believe they're gonna work "I should go" into the final battle somehow.
Shepard: I should go... But my tummy hurts. Good luck Tali,Garrus,Wrex
Wrex: Shepard
Shepard: I should go... But my tummy hurts. Good luck Tali,Garrus,Wrex
Wrex: Shepard
#305
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 01:56
Shepard: do you want karate?
Reaper: ...what?
*action kung fu shepard kick to the reaper's throat!*
or
Ash: I think we have a winner
Shepard: Jackpot~!
*fires super mega doom blast at reaper*
or
Shepard: This hand of mine is burning red!
it's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
ERUPTING BURNING OMNI BLADE!\\!!!
or
TAKE THIS!!!
MY LOVE!
MY ANGER!
AND ALL OF MY SORROW!!!
SHINING OMNI BLADE!!!
Reaper: ...what?
*action kung fu shepard kick to the reaper's throat!*
or
Ash: I think we have a winner
Shepard: Jackpot~!
*fires super mega doom blast at reaper*
or
Shepard: This hand of mine is burning red!
it's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
ERUPTING BURNING OMNI BLADE!\\!!!
or
TAKE THIS!!!
MY LOVE!
MY ANGER!
AND ALL OF MY SORROW!!!
SHINING OMNI BLADE!!!
Modifié par Kail Ashton, 03 septembre 2011 - 02:19 .
#306
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 02:02
For any and all Paragon Male Shepards who are some form of biotic there is only one speech worthy of them:
"Mark my words! This mass effect field will open a hole in the universe! And that hole will be a path for those behind us! The dreams of the races who've fallen! The hopes of all races who'll follow! Those two sets of dreams weave together into a spiral galaxy! Extending a path to tomorrow!
And that's the Systems Alliance!
That's SSV Normandy!!
My field is the field...that creates the heavens!!!"
"Mark my words! This mass effect field will open a hole in the universe! And that hole will be a path for those behind us! The dreams of the races who've fallen! The hopes of all races who'll follow! Those two sets of dreams weave together into a spiral galaxy! Extending a path to tomorrow!
And that's the Systems Alliance!
That's SSV Normandy!!
My field is the field...that creates the heavens!!!"
#307
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 02:06
Time for a long hot bath. I think I wet myself.
#308
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 02:13
"Listen up people. I missed my last appointment with Sha'ira due to being dead for two years. Did you know how many months I waited for that? Those Reaper bastages need to pay. But pay quickly, since my rescheduled appt. is next week."
#309
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 02:47
The cake is a lie...
#310
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 02:49
Kasai666 wrote...
"YOU should go."
Some reason I imagine Shep saying this and kicking over a Reaper off some peir Sparta style!
#311
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 03:24
Are people forgetting it has to be Bio-related?
I'd like Shepard to make up a super ridiculous name for a final attack...
Other ideas would be:
Maker's Breath, you just got your $@^& whopped!
Take the Fist of the Maker!
Andraste's ****** you're terrible...
Or go a Poetic route...(took time on this one)
--------------------------------------------------------
N7 is this Shepard; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in red pastures:
He beaten me beside the still waters.
He taketh my soul:
He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for humanity's sake.
Yea, though I limp through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: For the Paragons art with me;
Thy Gun and thy Oni-Blade, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a grave before me in the presence of thy galaxy;
Thou annointest my head with blood; My cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me and shorten my life,
and I will dwell in the dirt of the earth forever!
Amen!
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Think Palms 23rd, but Shepard's Version!!
(I hope something like this is ok to do...I kind of felt wrong writing it...)
I imagine something dramatic happening as he finishes off the last Reaper with the last line finishing the cut scene.
I'd like Shepard to make up a super ridiculous name for a final attack...
Other ideas would be:
Maker's Breath, you just got your $@^& whopped!
Take the Fist of the Maker!
Andraste's ****** you're terrible...
Or go a Poetic route...(took time on this one)
--------------------------------------------------------
N7 is this Shepard; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in red pastures:
He beaten me beside the still waters.
He taketh my soul:
He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for humanity's sake.
Yea, though I limp through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: For the Paragons art with me;
Thy Gun and thy Oni-Blade, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a grave before me in the presence of thy galaxy;
Thou annointest my head with blood; My cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me and shorten my life,
and I will dwell in the dirt of the earth forever!
Amen!
---------------------------------------------------------
Think Palms 23rd, but Shepard's Version!!
(I hope something like this is ok to do...I kind of felt wrong writing it...)
I imagine something dramatic happening as he finishes off the last Reaper with the last line finishing the cut scene.
Modifié par aang001, 03 septembre 2011 - 03:35 .
#312
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 03:44
Wouldn't it be hilarious if after the last Reaper was killed Shepard blacked out, then started waking up and heard:
"...Doctor? Doctor Chakwas, I think (s)he's waking up!"
*Cue the rest of ME1*
"...Doctor? Doctor Chakwas, I think (s)he's waking up!"
*Cue the rest of ME1*
#313
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 06:23
*Harbinger and the rest of the Reapers that are still alive coming at the Normandy, Close up on Shepard* " Come at me bro."
#314
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 06:49
"Challenge accepted."
#315
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 06:55
Out of ammo, my crew is fighting somewhere else, my allies are away, only one thing to say.
"Come on, look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn, oh, and something else: I don't have anything to lose! So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little space ships with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the galaxy tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then, *and then*, do the smart thing! [pause] Let somebody else try first." Reapers retreat into dark space.
If everything wasn't against her.
"This should be fun."
"Come on, look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn, oh, and something else: I don't have anything to lose! So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little space ships with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the galaxy tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then, *and then*, do the smart thing! [pause] Let somebody else try first." Reapers retreat into dark space.
If everything wasn't against her.
"This should be fun."
#316
Guest_The Overrated One_*
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 07:07
Guest_The Overrated One_*
"Harbinger, you magnificent bastard, I've read your book!"
#317
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 07:10
"Harbinger, it's over! Just give it up already, ya miserable bastard!"
#319
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 07:21
Big Boss Reaper: We were infinite, we are all knowing and all powerful. Who are you to defeat us, a lowly organic. WHO ARE YOU SHEPARD.
Shep: I'm the ghost of Christmas KICK YOUR ASS *last shot kill*
Shep: I'm the ghost of Christmas KICK YOUR ASS *last shot kill*
Modifié par MarchWaltz, 03 septembre 2011 - 07:21 .
#320
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 07:29
"Looks like the Reapers... *puts on shades* Won't Get Fueled Again." Yeeah!
#321
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 07:46
As they escape the planet, Shepard is on the observation deck of the ship standing by the window with the burning wasteland of whats left of Earth. Reapers falling from the skies in flaming balls of fire as the threat comes to an end but at a very high price. Joker and the team approach him from behind...
Joker "We done it Shepard.. We finally done it."
Miranda "Is it really over?"
Garrus "Yes Miranda it's over and it's all thanks to Shepard."
Grunt "If he hadn't pulled down his pants and revealed his secret it could of all ended very differently."
Tali "Shepard, the galaxy owes you yet again."
Miranda "But what are we going to do now Shepard?"
[Silence from Shepard]
Joker "Shepard? Are you ok?"
[Camera zooms in followed by rotation around to see Shepard from the front looking at porn with his well known rape face]
Everyone "SHEPARD!?!"
Shepard "Eh... What? Sorry, did you want something? I'm off to use the mens room give me 5 minutes, actually make that 15 and hold my calls."
[Takes his magazine with him as he walks off whistling this little tune OR this one to himself during which the camera pans around companions faces with jaws wide open and some facepalmed, then camera and scene fades out to black slowely with music he was humming becomes louder and and becomes the full version with lyrics. Then credits roll as song plays.]
Joker "We done it Shepard.. We finally done it."
Miranda "Is it really over?"
Garrus "Yes Miranda it's over and it's all thanks to Shepard."
Grunt "If he hadn't pulled down his pants and revealed his secret it could of all ended very differently."
Tali "Shepard, the galaxy owes you yet again."
Miranda "But what are we going to do now Shepard?"
[Silence from Shepard]
Joker "Shepard? Are you ok?"
[Camera zooms in followed by rotation around to see Shepard from the front looking at porn with his well known rape face]
Everyone "SHEPARD!?!"
Shepard "Eh... What? Sorry, did you want something? I'm off to use the mens room give me 5 minutes, actually make that 15 and hold my calls."
[Takes his magazine with him as he walks off whistling this little tune OR this one to himself during which the camera pans around companions faces with jaws wide open and some facepalmed, then camera and scene fades out to black slowely with music he was humming becomes louder and and becomes the full version with lyrics. Then credits roll as song plays.]
Modifié par Dragoonlordz, 03 septembre 2011 - 08:11 .
#322
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 07:52
Shepard: "Remember the days when you never ran out of ammo?"
Liara: "That was a weapons upgrade that really made a lot of people upset."
"Hasta la vista, baby!"
Liara: "That was a weapons upgrade that really made a lot of people upset."
"Hasta la vista, baby!"
#323
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 10:09
After detonating the Big Gun:
Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a b**** in space!
Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a b**** in space!
Modifié par Sister Helen, 03 septembre 2011 - 10:24 .
#324
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 10:24
If it's a Happy Ending: 
Damn, that felt good.
To Reapers: You were not worth killing. But it felt good.
To Reapers: In ... Your ... Face...
To Reapers: So just who is the unevolved one now?
To Reapers: Take your "Ascendance" and shove it.
To LI (or Joker): After this, I'm looking forward to a long vacation. Got any plans for the next ten standard years?
To LI: So, what say you and me celebrate on the Normandy? There are two glasses and a bed with our names on it in my cabin.
If it's a Sad Ending:
Oh Sh**.
This sucks.
I probably should have let [Ashley/Kaidan/Wrex] live.
I probably should have let the arachni queen live.
I probably should have given the Collector base to Cerberus.
I probably should have reprogrammed the Geth.
To LI: Wish we had one more night on the Normandy together.
To LI: I'll never love another [Man/Woman/Alien] again.
To LI: You'll never love another [Man/Woman] like me.
If it's a Neutral Ending:
This sucks.
Take us home, Joker.
I wonder how many forms I need to fill out for all that back pay the Alliance owes me.
I feel like blowing up Tuchanka. Are you in?
Damn, that felt good.
To Reapers: You were not worth killing. But it felt good.
To Reapers: In ... Your ... Face...
To Reapers: So just who is the unevolved one now?
To Reapers: Take your "Ascendance" and shove it.
To LI (or Joker): After this, I'm looking forward to a long vacation. Got any plans for the next ten standard years?
To LI: So, what say you and me celebrate on the Normandy? There are two glasses and a bed with our names on it in my cabin.
If it's a Sad Ending:
Oh Sh**.
This sucks.
I probably should have let [Ashley/Kaidan/Wrex] live.
I probably should have let the arachni queen live.
I probably should have given the Collector base to Cerberus.
I probably should have reprogrammed the Geth.
To LI: Wish we had one more night on the Normandy together.
To LI: I'll never love another [Man/Woman/Alien] again.
To LI: You'll never love another [Man/Woman] like me.
If it's a Neutral Ending:
This sucks.
Take us home, Joker.
I wonder how many forms I need to fill out for all that back pay the Alliance owes me.
I feel like blowing up Tuchanka. Are you in?
#325
Posté 03 septembre 2011 - 11:05
SPAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE





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