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[DaringMoosejaw]

SPOON!

[shiftylookingspacecow]

I'm tired of your disingenuous assertions!

[Aurora313]

Shepard: Sir - Permission to leave the station.
Hackett: For what purpose, Lietuanant Commander?
Shepard: To give the Reapers back their bomb.
Hackett: Permission granted.
Shepard+Ash drag explosive device to elevator.
Ash: I know what you're thinking. And it's crazy.
Shepard: So? Stay here.
Ash: Unfortunately, I like crazy.

[Rorschachinstein]

Fools, I can't lose. Not after I drank Tupari.

[PXXL]

Squadmate: "you're hit.. you are bleeding man"
Shepard: "I ain't got time to bleed"

Modifié par PXXL, 04 septembre 2011 - 12:32 .

[Rorschachinstein]

I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance.

[xJohnsen]

Hasta la vista, baby.

[Aurora313]

You can forget it. Earth is safe, the Galaxy is safe. If you want my help, you can't have it! But I did you a big favour! *stands up and turns to cameras* I have sucessfully privatized galactic peace. *peace*

[nocbl2]

*While talking to Harbinger*

*arms uber nuke* "See you in hell. Oh wait, you're a machine." WTF BOOOOOOOOOM

[Thepeak12]

"Tequila, anyone? "

[Aurora313]

Let's get out alive, and I'm buying when we do.

[AiLeO]

War cry as they attack the Reapers:
CARLSON AAAANNNNDDDD PPPPPEEEEEETTTTTTEEEERRRRRRSSSSS!

Bad Ending:
*points at screen with hand shaped like a gun* Bang...

[Cancer Puppet]

Probably done already, but...

"Hello. My name is Commander Shepard. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Edit: Crap. Found it two pages back.

Modifié par Cancer Puppet, 04 septembre 2011 - 06:55 .

[Moonshadow_Dark]

WITH MY LAST BREATH, I CURSE ZOIDBERG!

[Kasai666]

AiLeO wrote...

War cry as they attack the Reapers:
CARLSON AAAANNNNDDDD PPPPPEEEEEETTTTTTEEEERRRRRRSSSSS!

Bad Ending:
*points at screen with hand shaped like a gun* Bang...

Or he could pull an L and do the same thing to the Reapers. They would be so stunned, that we could launch a massive attack. 

[JustHonest]

HELLLOOOO BOYYSSSSS!!!! IMMMMM BAAAAACKKKKKK!!!!!!!! (please someone know the movie)

[Cancer Puppet]

JustHonest wrote...

HELLLOOOO BOYYSSSSS!!!! IMMMMM BAAAAACKKKKKK!!!!!!!! (please someone know the movie)

Independence day.

...yuck

[Cancer Puppet]

"To infinity...and beyond!"

Modifié par Cancer Puppet, 04 septembre 2011 - 06:57 .

[ex3z]

Before battle:
I've had it with this motherf'n reapers on this motherf*n Galaxy!

Final Blow:

shiftylookingspacecow wrote...

I'm tired of your disingenuous assertions!

After battle:
I'm commander shepard, and this is my favourite game trilogy ending 

Modifié par ex3z, 04 septembre 2011 - 10:27 .

[Tasha vas Nar Rayya]

Ah yes... Reapers...

[GethHunter16]

ACTIVATE GOD MODE!!!!!!!

[Xerxes52]

I have not yet begun to fight!

*Blows random Reaper in half with Thanix cannon*

[Kabanya101]

Tasha vas Nar Rayya wrote...

Ah yes... *air quotes* Reapers...

I had to fix that for you.

[Aurora313]

Shepard: I know this hurts you!

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

Harbinger: NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW!!!
*Shepard enters Big Damn Hero style*
Shepard: I'd like to test that theory.