Xerxes52 wrote...
I have not yet begun to fight!
*Blows random Reaper in half with Thanix cannon*
Dust clears and Reaper says 'Thats the best you've got?"
Modifié par Big_Stupid_Jelly, 04 septembre 2011 - 04:15 .
Shepard's final battle Catch phrase. You decide!
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#351
Posté 04 septembre 2011 - 04:14
Big_Stupid_Jelly
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Dust clears and Reaper says 'Thats the best you've got?"
Retour en haut
#352
Posté 04 septembre 2011 - 06:17
Tasha vas Nar Rayya
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Cheers mate!Kabanya101 wrote...
Tasha vas Nar Rayya wrote...
Ah yes... *air quotes* Reapers...
I had to fix that for you.
I should point out that this quote should take place while Shepard is looking at a mountain of dead reapers right in front of him. With the council there.
#353
Posté 06 septembre 2011 - 01:13
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"PMS for the win!"
"We are going to need bigger guns."
"Anyone up for exploring 'dark space' with me?"
"It's a COOKBOOK!"
"Arachni down, Geth deprogrammed, Batari killed, Reapers dead... Anyone got another race they want me to educate in diplomacy, Earth-style?"
"Next!"
"We are going to need bigger guns."
"Anyone up for exploring 'dark space' with me?"
"It's a COOKBOOK!"
"Arachni down, Geth deprogrammed, Batari killed, Reapers dead... Anyone got another race they want me to educate in diplomacy, Earth-style?"
"Next!"
#357
Posté 06 septembre 2011 - 08:27
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Shepard: I eat pieces of sh!t like you for breakfast
Reaper: You eat sh!t for breakfast?
Reaper: You eat sh!t for breakfast?
#358
Posté 06 septembre 2011 - 08:41
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''Goddammit, if you want it done right you have to do it yourself! ''
#359
Posté 07 septembre 2011 - 11:08
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Shepard: They say mercy is the mark of a great man *destorys half the reaper fleet* ... guess I'm just a good one. *other half destroyed* Well - I'm alright...
#360
Posté 09 septembre 2011 - 01:05
Sister Helen
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God, I need a damned vacation.
#361
Posté 09 septembre 2011 - 01:07
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"what could possibly go wrong?"
#363
Posté 09 septembre 2011 - 01:17
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That's it? I'm disappointed.
#364
Posté 09 septembre 2011 - 01:52
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"I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife" *epicly upbeat music starts playing while the screen is frozen on shepards smiling face*
#365
Posté 09 septembre 2011 - 02:09
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*walks out of Citadel with a M920 Cain in each hand*
<Reapers all stare>
"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass."
<silence>
"...and I'm AAALLLLLL out of bubble gum."
<they flea in terror as Shepard shoots them all in the ass>
<Reapers all stare>
"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass."
<silence>
"...and I'm AAALLLLLL out of bubble gum."
<they flea in terror as Shepard shoots them all in the ass>
Modifié par Zakatak757, 09 septembre 2011 - 02:10 .
#366
Posté 09 septembre 2011 - 02:12
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[Shepard's final speech to the Normandy crew and his companions after whatever happens]
Shepard: I would like to start with a moment of silence for our brothers-and-sisters-in-arms who didn't make it.
Shepard: We've won the battles and the war, and we've had to pay a heavy cost, but the galaxy is finally free of the Reapers.
Shepard: I offer a toast of champagne and a salute to all gathered here. May the universe never forget what we did here.
Shepard: ...
Shepard: I should go.
[credit sequence starts]
Shepard: I would like to start with a moment of silence for our brothers-and-sisters-in-arms who didn't make it.
Shepard: We've won the battles and the war, and we've had to pay a heavy cost, but the galaxy is finally free of the Reapers.
Shepard: I offer a toast of champagne and a salute to all gathered here. May the universe never forget what we did here.
Shepard: ...
Shepard: I should go.
[credit sequence starts]
#367
Posté 18 septembre 2011 - 04:44
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Party at Flux!
Udina's paying!
Udina's paying!
#369
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Posté 18 septembre 2011 - 08:08
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This ends here. Unleash HELL!!! (massive fleets collide in battle, while shepard rips TIM's heart out with his bare hands)
#370
Posté 18 septembre 2011 - 08:10
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We eat or we starve, that's the plan.
#371
Posté 18 septembre 2011 - 09:47
sH0tgUn jUliA
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Harbinger: (big bad boss speech) yadda yadda yadda.
Shepard: I'm getting too old for this ****. (interrupts and starts battle)
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Post battle: Shepard goes before the council after having defeated the reapers forever. The council officially thanks Shepard and asks him to address the general assembly, all of whom are grateful for his actions.
GA: Shepard! Shepard! Shepard! ......
Velarn: Shepard. We ask that you take this opportunity to address the general assembly.
Shepard (Orange option -- Speech): I have existed from the morning of the universe and I shall not exit until the last star falls from the night! I have done what no race has done for 50 million years! Although I have taken the form of John/Jane/whoever Shepard, I am a (wo)man as I am no (wo)man and therefore I am your Emperor and.... A god.
Udina: All those in favor say "Aye!"
*silence*
TIM (seeing dominance of humanity): "Aye!"
"Aye!" and the shouts of "Aye" become a thunder.
Udina: Let the festivities begin!
*roll credits* and here is your boss for ME4.
Shepard: I'm getting too old for this ****. (interrupts and starts battle)
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Post battle: Shepard goes before the council after having defeated the reapers forever. The council officially thanks Shepard and asks him to address the general assembly, all of whom are grateful for his actions.
GA: Shepard! Shepard! Shepard! ......
Velarn: Shepard. We ask that you take this opportunity to address the general assembly.
Shepard (Orange option -- Speech): I have existed from the morning of the universe and I shall not exit until the last star falls from the night! I have done what no race has done for 50 million years! Although I have taken the form of John/Jane/whoever Shepard, I am a (wo)man as I am no (wo)man and therefore I am your Emperor and.... A god.
Udina: All those in favor say "Aye!"
*silence*
TIM (seeing dominance of humanity): "Aye!"
"Aye!" and the shouts of "Aye" become a thunder.
Udina: Let the festivities begin!
*roll credits* and here is your boss for ME4.
Modifié par sH0tgUn jUliA, 18 septembre 2011 - 09:55 .
#372
Posté 18 septembre 2011 - 10:02
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Garrus: Final count; 4.212
Shepard: 4,212? That's not bad for a cuttleboned, cowboy cop. I think that's 4,213 for me. Keep dreaming Garrus.
Garrus: *Head shots already dead husk* 4,213!
Shepard: It was already dead.
Garrus: It was twitching.
Shepard: It was twitching?! That's because I blew it's damn legs off with my Claymore!
Shepard: 4,212? That's not bad for a cuttleboned, cowboy cop. I think that's 4,213 for me. Keep dreaming Garrus.
Garrus: *Head shots already dead husk* 4,213!
Shepard: It was already dead.
Garrus: It was twitching.
Shepard: It was twitching?! That's because I blew it's damn legs off with my Claymore!
#374
Posté 30 septembre 2011 - 05:31
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To Reapers/ Turian couciler: You've been dismissed
#375
Posté 30 septembre 2011 - 05:35
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Shepard stands victorious atop the last reaper and utters the immortal words : "I should go!"
