I am Shepard. Master of Reapers. Welcome to die!
Shepard's final battle Catch phrase. You decide!
Débuté par
Tooneyman
, août 29 2011 08:52
#426
Posté 02 octobre 2011 - 11:29
#427
Posté 02 octobre 2011 - 11:29
"You won't get my juice REAPERS!"
#428
Posté 02 octobre 2011 - 11:32
"It's been revoked."
#429
Posté 02 octobre 2011 - 11:35
<Punches Reaper> Welcome to Earth!
#430
Posté 02 octobre 2011 - 11:37
"I better get more than a f***ing T-shirt for this...."
or
*Turns to <Insert female squad member's name>* "B*tch, get me a Sammich, NAO!"
or
*Turns to <Insert female squad member's name>* "B*tch, get me a Sammich, NAO!"
#431
Posté 02 octobre 2011 - 11:46
FOR SPARTA!!!!... Oh wait I mean FOR EARTH.
#432
Posté 02 octobre 2011 - 11:50
Defeat seems inevitable, Shepard crawls towards the secret weapon to beat the Reapers as Harbinger comes crashing down. He hauls himself up to press the button.
HARBINGER: Nothing can save you now, we are absolute. Surrender to your destiny.
SHEPARD: You're just a machine... AND MACHINES CAN BE BROKEN!
Presses down and que the ending escape cutscene.
HARBINGER: Nothing can save you now, we are absolute. Surrender to your destiny.
SHEPARD: You're just a machine... AND MACHINES CAN BE BROKEN!
Presses down and que the ending escape cutscene.
#433
Posté 03 octobre 2011 - 12:24
Surely Shepard wouldn't be restricted to one line. Let's borrow a little something from Mark Twain:
*Shepard stares down Harbinger.*
"Whoo-oop! I'm the original iron-jawed, brass mounted, copper-bellied corpse maker from the wilds of Mindoir. Look at me! I'm the man they call Sudden Death and General Desolation! Sired by a hurricane, dam'd by an earthquake, half-brother to the cholera, nearly related to the smallpox on the mother's side! Look at me! I take nineteen varren and a bar'l of whiskey for breakfast when I'm in robust health, and a bushel of husks and a dead body when I'm ailing. I split the everlasting rocks with my glance, and I squench the thunder when I speak! Whoo-oop! Stand back and give me room according to my strength! Blood's my natural drink, and the wails of the dying is music to my ear. Cast your eye on me, gentlemen! and lay low and hold your breath, for I'm about to turn myself loose!"
*All bravado, Shepard beats his breast with his fist. His squad cheers.*
"Look at me, gentlemen! Whoo-oop! I'm the bloodiest son of wildcat that lives! Whoo-oop! Bow your neck and spread, for the kingdom of sorrow's a-coming! Hold me down to the earth, for I feel my powers a-working! Whoo-oop! I'm a child of sin, don't let me get a start! Somked glass, here, for al! Don't attempt to look at me with the naked eye, gentlemen! When I'm playful I use the meridians of longitude and parallels of latitude for a seine, and scour the ruins of Tuchanka for thresher maws! I scratch my head with the lightning and purr myslef to sleep with the thunder! When I'm cold, I bile the oceans of Kahje and bathe in them; when I'm hot I fan myself with the equinoctial storm; when I'm thirsty I reach up and suck a cloud dry like a sponge; when I range the earth hungry, famine flows in my tracks! Whoo-oop! Bow your neck and spread! I put my hand on the sun's face and make it night on the earth; I bite a piece out of the moon and hurry the seasons; I shake myself and crumble the mountains! Contemplate me through leather -- don't use the naked eye! I'm the man with a petrified heart and biler-iron bowels!"
*Squad cheers again. Shepard shouts:*
"The massacre of nations is the pastime of my idle moments, the destruction of Reapers the serious business of my life! The boundless vastness of the great Milkly Way galaxy is my inclosed property, and I bury my dead on my own premises! Whoo-op! Bow your neck and spread, for the Pet Child of Calamity's a-coming!"
*Shepard stares down Harbinger.*
"Whoo-oop! I'm the original iron-jawed, brass mounted, copper-bellied corpse maker from the wilds of Mindoir. Look at me! I'm the man they call Sudden Death and General Desolation! Sired by a hurricane, dam'd by an earthquake, half-brother to the cholera, nearly related to the smallpox on the mother's side! Look at me! I take nineteen varren and a bar'l of whiskey for breakfast when I'm in robust health, and a bushel of husks and a dead body when I'm ailing. I split the everlasting rocks with my glance, and I squench the thunder when I speak! Whoo-oop! Stand back and give me room according to my strength! Blood's my natural drink, and the wails of the dying is music to my ear. Cast your eye on me, gentlemen! and lay low and hold your breath, for I'm about to turn myself loose!"
*All bravado, Shepard beats his breast with his fist. His squad cheers.*
"Look at me, gentlemen! Whoo-oop! I'm the bloodiest son of wildcat that lives! Whoo-oop! Bow your neck and spread, for the kingdom of sorrow's a-coming! Hold me down to the earth, for I feel my powers a-working! Whoo-oop! I'm a child of sin, don't let me get a start! Somked glass, here, for al! Don't attempt to look at me with the naked eye, gentlemen! When I'm playful I use the meridians of longitude and parallels of latitude for a seine, and scour the ruins of Tuchanka for thresher maws! I scratch my head with the lightning and purr myslef to sleep with the thunder! When I'm cold, I bile the oceans of Kahje and bathe in them; when I'm hot I fan myself with the equinoctial storm; when I'm thirsty I reach up and suck a cloud dry like a sponge; when I range the earth hungry, famine flows in my tracks! Whoo-oop! Bow your neck and spread! I put my hand on the sun's face and make it night on the earth; I bite a piece out of the moon and hurry the seasons; I shake myself and crumble the mountains! Contemplate me through leather -- don't use the naked eye! I'm the man with a petrified heart and biler-iron bowels!"
*Squad cheers again. Shepard shouts:*
"The massacre of nations is the pastime of my idle moments, the destruction of Reapers the serious business of my life! The boundless vastness of the great Milkly Way galaxy is my inclosed property, and I bury my dead on my own premises! Whoo-op! Bow your neck and spread, for the Pet Child of Calamity's a-coming!"
Modifié par YouthCultureForever, 03 octobre 2011 - 01:15 .
#434
Posté 03 octobre 2011 - 12:24
"SPOON!"
#435
Posté 03 octobre 2011 - 12:27
"I'm getting too old for this ****!"
#436
Posté 03 octobre 2011 - 01:33
Does this mean the sex stops?
#437
Posté 03 octobre 2011 - 03:15
*The Illusive Man is pinned under a heavy amount of Reaper tech/wreckage*
"Don't you walk away from me Shepard! Shepard! You are nothing without me! (screams as reaper tech eats away at his face) Nothing!"
*A beeping is heard*
*Shepard starts hobbling for the door with a faint smirk*
"I should go."
"Don't you walk away from me Shepard! Shepard! You are nothing without me! (screams as reaper tech eats away at his face) Nothing!"
*A beeping is heard*
*Shepard starts hobbling for the door with a faint smirk*
"I should go."
#438
Posté 03 octobre 2011 - 04:16
win: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYEAH!
Lose: S***********************************************************************************************************************T
Lose: S***********************************************************************************************************************T
#439
Posté 03 octobre 2011 - 10:43
I'll show you who the real reaper is!
Modifié par Kakita Tatsumaru, 03 octobre 2011 - 10:47 .
#440
Posté 03 octobre 2011 - 10:52
You call down the thunder, now reap the whirlwind! lol
#441
Posté 03 octobre 2011 - 01:06
You should go!
#442
Posté 03 octobre 2011 - 01:24
Emily Wong: "Commander Shepard, you defeated the Reapers, helped saved all life in the galaxy, brought universal peace, and caught married, where are you going now?
Shepard: "I'm going to Disneyland!"
or
Shepard: "I need a vacation"
That's all I can think of.
Shepard: "I'm going to Disneyland!"
or
Shepard: "I need a vacation"
That's all I can think of.
#443
Posté 03 octobre 2011 - 01:29
"This universe needs an enema!"
#444
Posté 03 octobre 2011 - 01:42
''You are the weakest link......Goodbye!''
#445
Posté 03 octobre 2011 - 01:43
"you should go"
#446
Posté 03 octobre 2011 - 04:33
"I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
"ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!"
"ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!"
#447
Posté 04 octobre 2011 - 12:10
"It's over
It's finally over
The cycle has been broken."
It's finally over
The cycle has been broken."
Modifié par libertyman419, 04 octobre 2011 - 12:11 .
#448
Posté 04 octobre 2011 - 12:59
"This is our galaxy. Ours to own. Ours to shape. We will not be denied our right".Tooneyman wrote...
What would you want your Shepard to beable to say in the final moments?
#449
Posté 04 octobre 2011 - 01:01
Ahh yes - "Reapers"! *smirk*
#450
Posté 04 octobre 2011 - 01:05
*Shepard Drunk*
"I 'ove... evereh singul... oneofya!"
Or:
"Alright. F*** this."
*Hulk Shepard SMASH*
Or:
"ASSUME CONTROL OF THIS!"
"I 'ove... evereh singul... oneofya!"
Or:
"Alright. F*** this."
*
Or:
"ASSUME CONTROL OF THIS!"





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