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[Skirata129]

I know she has a cute face and all, and is somewhat attractive, but thinking completely logically, she's probably been with more people than anyone else on the Normandy. Isn't it possible that Sheps who slept with her now are carriers of some Super Herpes?

[darthnick427]

It's a definite possibility. Thank god for space condoms!

[D.Kain]

I think in future people can cure all of that stuff. Hell they even resurrected Shepard!

[Skirata129]

except herpes is spread by skin contact rather than fluid transfer.

[Pockles]

Are you serious?

[Dariustwinblade]

Remember the dayz when we used to slap omnigel on everything.

[nitefyre410]

Dariustwinblade wrote...

Remember the dayz when we used to slap omnigel on everything.

 

people where really upest about that security up grade... anyway


IN B4  Lock

Modifié par nitefyre410, 01 septembre 2011 - 03:52 .

[Dasher1010]

Umm, Kelly Chambers and Jacob Taylor probably also get around.

[Skirata129]

kelly chambers definitely, but jack just seems a bit more... experienced.

[D.Kain]

And also Miranda. Read her shadow broker file?

[D.Kain]

If you want safe sex go for Liara.

[Razorsedge820]

According to Miranda's dossier in lair of the shadow broker she is pretty loose with men, plus her ridiculous outfit doesn't help her case either. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if she slept with the Illusive man for a promotion. 

Besides Tali all the women aboard the Normandy are no strangers to sex.

Modifié par Razorsedge820, 01 septembre 2011 - 04:05 .

[Skirata129]

Actually, Miranda's suggests she's probably safer than anyone else on the ship. she was screening health records before she'd sleep with anyone.

[D.Kain]

Skirata129 wrote...

Actually, Miranda's suggests she's probably safer than anyone else on the ship. she was screening health records before she'd sleep with anyone.

Liara is still safer, she only slept with Shepard if he romanced her.

[Skullheart]

Well, Liara and Tali are the only full certified virgins in ME, but we still dont know exactly how the human genitals react to alien genitals...

[Razorsedge820]

D.Kain wrote...

Skirata129 wrote...

Actually, Miranda's suggests she's probably safer than anyone else on the ship. she was screening health records before she'd sleep with anyone.

Liara is still safer, she only slept with Shepard if he romanced her.

Actually, If you read the unrated version of Mass Effect Redmption #3 Liara and Feron.....well lets just say Feron embraced eternity.....twice. 

Modifié par Razorsedge820, 01 septembre 2011 - 04:10 .

[Skirata129]

That's assuming she hasn't done anything since the shadow broker, assuming asari are susceptible to human diseases. I was referring more to people from ME2 though.

[nitefyre410]

Razorsedge820 wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

Skirata129 wrote...

Actually, Miranda's suggests she's probably safer than anyone else on the ship. she was screening health records before she'd sleep with anyone.

Liara is still safer, she only slept with Shepard if he romanced her.

Actually, If you read the unrated version of Mass Effect Redmption #3 Liara and Feron.....well lets just say Feron embraced etternity.....twice.

 I   KNEW  IT , yes I did  I  knew Feron was embracing eternity

[D.Kain]

Razorsedge820 wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

Skirata129 wrote...

Actually, Miranda's suggests she's probably safer than anyone else on the ship. she was screening health records before she'd sleep with anyone.

Liara is still safer, she only slept with Shepard if he romanced her.

Actually, If you read the unrated version of Mass Effect Redmption #3 Liara and Feron.....well lets just say Feron embraced eternity.....twice. 

Wha? Liara cheated on Shepard??

I didn't read that.

Modifié par D.Kain, 01 septembre 2011 - 04:18 .

[Inutaisho7996]

Dasher1010 wrote...

Umm, Kelly Chambers and Jacob Taylor probably also get around.

I read that as "Kelly, Chakwas, and Jacob..."  I don't want to think about her getting around that much. She's kind of like Shepard's surrogate mother.

[Ophiskc]

Razorsedge820 wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

Skirata129 wrote...

Actually, Miranda's suggests she's probably safer than anyone else on the ship. she was screening health records before she'd sleep with anyone.

Liara is still safer, she only slept with Shepard if he romanced her.

Actually, If you read the unrated version of Mass Effect Redmption #3 Liara and Feron.....well lets just say Feron embraced eternity.....twice.

Nope, and there's no reason you spread bullshlt around. That you have fantasies about it dont make it real

Modifié par Ophiskc, 01 septembre 2011 - 09:56 .

[Sticky Controller]

Miranda: "I'm sorry, Shepard."
Shepard: "What?...What's wrong?"
Miranda: "We rebuilt you with the most advance technology available to Cerberus. You were legally dead! But..."
Shepard: "Tell me, Miranda! Please!"
Miranda: "...We just can't get rid of those herpes."
Shepard: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Dariustwinblade]

What when the **** does Liara embrace eternity with Feron.

98% of time in Redemption she spent getting betrayed by Feron, nearly dying because of him, threatening to flay Feron with her mind and outright hating him.

Only in the end when Feron sacrificed himself and got captured due to T'Soni's recklessness. Did Liara feel guilt for what happened.

[Tyrannosaurus Rex]

Razorsedge820 wrote...
Actually, If you read the unrated version of Mass Effect Redmption #3 Liara and Feron.....well lets just say Feron embraced eternity.....twice.

What is this I don't even...

[ladyvader]

Dariustwinblade wrote...

Remember the dayz when we used to slap omnigel on everything.

That upgrade made a lot of people unhappy.