Tali and Garrus are actualy the same person, they contain too much awesome to be contained in one gender or race.
Talimancer is the definition of what creatures Tali allows to live.
Why is Wrex the king of Tuchanka? Because he has fought beside Tali, you can't get more badass than that.
Some people sleep with a gun under the pillow. Tali sleeps with a gun under her shotgun.
Tali once dated all krogans. But she decided they were not men enough for her. This caused the whole race to go impotent.
The Normandy is too slow for Tali so she usualy runs ahead.
Tali doesn't drain her enemys shield. She drains them the will to survive.
Legion did not look for Shepard, they were looking for Tali to beg her to not wipe out their race.
Death once came for Tali but she just said: "I realy need to clean up this engine, talk to you later?"
Tali once linked suits with a volus. The volus imploded.
Project Overlord was based on a program a 3 years old Tali wrote on a afternoon. The puny human computer systems couldn't handle that much awesome.
It wasn't the krogans who made the rachni extinct. Tali got hungry.
Grunt and Wrex can kill a thresher maw on foot. But only Tali can make it flee in terror.
Tali can hack any creature in the galaxy. That includes reapers and organics but she doesn't think they are worth the effort.
Tali can seduce any guy without showing her face, that would be too easy.
The Normandy is powered by the warp drive. The warp drive is powered by Tali.
Since Tali took over engineering Donnely and Daniels new job is to polish Talis boots.
The real reason Jack never leaves her hiding place is that Tali is too close to the door.
Tali upgraded Normandys shields by writing her name on them.
Tali cleans the Normandys engine. Shepard cleans Talis engine.
Talis suit is not for protecting her from hostile enviroments. It's for protecting hostile enviroments from Tali.
Tali doesn't hack geth. They obey her out of fear.
Talialways get's the last word in any discussion. She have a shotgun.
Tali never get defeated in a fight. But she sometimes get's so bored with the inferior enemy that she falls asleep untill the fight is over.
Tali doesn't have to send back pieces of geth to the flotilla. They are so scared of Tali that they by free will disassembles themselves and mails them to the flottila. It is a fate preferable to meeting Tali.
Fist was just one of many so called tough guys that didn't dare meeting Tali in person.
When Grunt was told he was on the same deck as Tali he crawled back into the tank.
The real reason for Zaeed to live next to the thrash compactor is that it gives him the option of a quick suicide if Tali should come too close.
Tali is the real commander of the Normandy. Shepard is just the guy who keeps the dust off her collection of dead enemies.
If the geth on Haestrom had known that it was Tali who was in that room they would all have comitted suicide.
Miranda resurected Shepard by whispering Talis name in his ear.
The real reason the geth doesn't use windows is that they know Tali is out there... Watching...
Tali can hack a mech so well that it needs a cigarette after.
Despite Garrus calibrations the Thanix cannon wasn't powerfull enough. Then Tali came along and blew a kiss at it. Now it kills everything.
Tali can snipe with a shotgun.
The Cain isn't the most powerfull weapon in the Normandys arsenal. Whatever weapon Tali have is always more powerfull, no matter if it's a shotgun, knife or teaspoon.
Tali can bring a knife to a dreadnought fight and win. Without using the knife.
Every reapers highest dream is to be Talis battle drone.
Talis omni tool contains the evidence you need. If you have any objection Tali have a shotgun.
Tali is the only true councilour. She have dismissed everyone else. Those other three are just her servants.
TIM was once known as the Visible Man. After one glare from Tali he changed his name to the Illusive Man.
The quarian fleet is made of wrecks because Tali grew up there.
No one has ever returned from the Omega relay. Except Tali who often goes there for vacation.
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