Pockles wrote...
D3MON-SOVER3IGN wrote...
~ Dr. Kensons sudden betrayal in the Arrival. " I cant let you stop the project "... Umm.. WTF is going on didnt you just take me here to start the project?
Shep asks Kenson how they're protecting themselves from indoctrination. Kenson gets defensive and avoids the question. Saw it coming from a mile away.
All of Arrival is a big pile of contrived nonsense.
Dont send in an army... - Three people is an army ADMIRAL, Seriously ?
Proof of Reapers... - Thanks dude, you want me to clean up a Reaper mess so you can deny it later ?
--- Get on shuttle and fly away ---
Off to Project Base... - This shuttle automatically knows how to fly there and can do so with no pilot, huh ?
I was captured... - Yeah, lets take you to the Normandy for a medical checkup, or not ?
We found a Reaper artifact... - Uhh, I think a trip to the Normandy is in order to check for indoctrination ?
We plan to destroy a relay... - Seriously, turn this thing back to the Normandy... Sigh, why bother
We arent indoctrinated, trust me... - How about I just send a message to the Normandy, aww f**k it !
--- At Project Base ---
Look at all these mysteriously closed doors and railroaded path the NPC is taking through armies of people that arent doing anything while she talks endlessly.
Kenson: HAH ! I am a turncoat, didnt see that one coming did you. I brought you here to the Project so you cant stop the Project
Shepard: Curse you evil villain, I will smack you up and shoot at you with terrible accuracy as you slouch away.
--- One Day Later ---
Joker: The Commander has been gone for a day without communication, should we be worried ?
EDI: Shush, we arent mentioned in the script
Joker: Isnt that kind of stupid for a military ship to lose its commander for days without notice
EDI: Joker, STFU and just accept the lazy writing
Joker: Thats so sad even I cant make a joke out of it
--- Two Days Later ---
Dr ******: Mmm, Shepard keeps adapting to sedatives, I wonder if we should do a check... ah nevermind
Guard: Shepard is adapting to sedatives, should we restrain him or stay outside the forcefield, nah
-Moments later -
Shepard: Pekaboo, *woosh, smack poof* Now to use this convinient mech terminal to get me out
Just as well they kept my weapons and gear just outside and only a minimum or guards. Must be low population in this base...
-Ten miniutes later-
Shepard: Jesus Christ, I thought this was a small research expedition.
Why did I have to break Kenson out again if they have an army on hand ?
- Two Hours Later -
Hacket: What the Hell happened ?
Shepard: What the hell did you expect you *CENSORED* *CENSORED*. Sending me alone to rescue some *CENSORED* that was studying Reaper Tech without a *CENSORED* clue she was messing with.
Hacket: Well your screwed now cause the Batarians will blame us but we will shift the blame to you
Shepard: *CENSORED* , wait I recorded stuff on my Omni Tool... that can prove it wasnt me
Hackett: Shush, Omni tools only do that when plot demands it
Shepard: *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED*
Hackett: I can play nice with Cerberus when I have to...
Shepard: You *CENSORED* kidding me ? I get shouted at and accused of being a traitor without any attempt to defend myself and you pull this *CENSORED* *CENSORED*.
Hackett: Just be ready to take the hit when it comes
Shepard: Right back at ya *CENSORED*
--- Five miniutes later a body dressed in an Admiral's uniform is seen floating helplessly in vaccum without a suit ---
Joker: That was a bit extreme
Shepard: Not really, an Admiral would never be on a Cerberus vessel and no proof I was at Project Base now...
Modifié par J-Sheridan, 02 septembre 2011 - 05:42 .