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[Vaern Sul]

 Hello and welcome to the Corrupt a Wish Foundation ! 

This game is simple : You must wish something, and then corrupt the wish of the individual above you. That is, make his wish come true but with unforseen and generally unpleasant consequences for the poor fool. The more elaborate and/or unfortunate the corruption, the better. The best Wish Corruptors will be rewarded with Internet Fame.

Example : 

ThreadStarter : I wish I had a sandwich

WCorruptor#1: Granted. You get a sandwich made out of the sliced legs of your closest relative.
I wish I'd be happy.

WCorruptor#2: Granted. You enjoy a brief moment of pure happiness. You then realize that you will never feel as happy as you just did, and hammer yourself to drown this realization. You quickly become a drunk wretch and you life ends in misery, vomit and cheap gin. I wish I passed my exams.

And so on.

Let us begin, then !

I wish this forum wouldn't swallow this thread. 

Modifié par Vaern Sul, 02 septembre 2011 - 07:38 .

[aridor1570]

Your thread hasn't been swallowed by these forums, but now it's covered by trolls.

I wish I had a better computer.

[Vaern Sul]

Granted. You are given the greatest rig available in the market. And the bill with it.

I wish decent cheese wouldn't be so rare and expensive in America.

[Volus Warlord]

Granted, but it becomes so common people use it for toilet paper.

I wish I had the power to make people shut up.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but telepathy is discovered and your powers are useless against it.

I wish I hadn't wasted time seeing Apollo 18.

[lv12medic]

Granted, but now everyone communicates telepathically.
*edit* 'd by Solostran85 ... GET OUT OF MY HEAD!   *end edit*

Granted, but you wasted your time trying to get someone else to buy your movie tickets.

I wish I knew how to fly a Helicopter.

Modifié par lv12medic, 02 septembre 2011 - 10:28 .

[chunkyman]

Granted, but you don't know how to land.

I wish I didn't have cancer.

[Homebound]

granted, you now have AIDS.

I wish I won 1million canadian dollars from the lottery legitimately.

[Eternal Phoenix]

Granted but as you go to collect the 1 million Canadian dollars, you have a car crash with which the result is you being paralyzed...for life.

I wish I could cast fireballs.

[chunkyman]

Elton John is dead wrote...

Granted but as you go to collect the 1 million Canadian dollars, you have a car crash with which the result is you being paralyzed...for life.

I wish I could cast fireballs.

Granted, but you get 3rd degree burns whenever you cast them.

I wish I could have a baby seal for a pet (or slippers ).

[Inquisitor Recon]

Granted but PETA activists burn down your home.

I wish I could control people's minds.

[Vaern Sul]

Granted, you control everyone's mind. You also hear their every thought, and the resulting cacophony quickly drives you insane.

I wish I had an engineer diploma form the MIT.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted. MIT offers to give you an honorary engineer diploma, but only after you sign over twenty years of your life to do manual labor in Antarctica.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of quality bacon, and steak.

[Rorschachinstein]

Granted. But you go blind and can longer see the game.


I wish I knew how to disarm explosives.

[Eternal Phoenix]

Granted but you now have no arms.

I wish I lived in - and owned - a big mansion.

Modifié par Elton John is dead, 03 septembre 2011 - 09:45 .

[KenKenpachi]

Granted, but its haunted.

I wish Elton John wasn't dead. (lulz)

[Nameless one7]

Granted, but now you can't listen to any other singer.

I wish their was a great sequel to Jade Empire.

[DeathDragon185]

Granted.......... and it is ****
I wish I had the powers of the Devil Gene

[legion999]

Luc0s wrote...

Granted, but the spirit (e.g. devil) inside you will take over your body and you'll lose free-will.

I wish I wasn't sick today (probably a hang-over).

Granted but you're now sick for the rest of your life.

I wish I had ME3 now.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, but the game is so difficult you can't get past the first boss.

I wish 10 excellent RPGs came out every year that I had time to play.

[legion999]

Nameless one7 wrote...

Granted, but the game is so difficult you can't get past the first boss.

I wish 10 excellent RPGs came out every year that I had time to play.

Granted but each one only lasts 10 minutes so you have time.

I wish that we have colonies on other planets.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, but a virus from one of those planets kills you.

I wish they'd stop making call of duty.

[chunkyman]

Granted, but all RPG's are turned into FPS games.

I wish I had herpes.