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[Ghost Lightning]

Granted, but they're in you mouth.

I wish it was September 17

[Vaern Sul]

Granted, it's now September 17. The year is 2081. Enjoy the diapers !

I wish I understood Algebra.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, Algebra is the only subject that you can understand now.

I wish I could speak Spanish.

[Beocat]

Nameless one7 wrote...

Granted, Algebra is the only subject that you can understand now.

I wish I could speak Spanish.

Granted, only you have no idea what you're saying.
I wish October would get here faster!

[chunkyman]

Beocat wrote...

Granted, only you have no idea what you're saying.
I wish October would get here faster!

Granted, but your family dies in a house fire.

I wish I didn't leave bruises after I drink too much.

Modifié par chunkyman, 05 septembre 2011 - 04:28 .

[Mr. Sprinkles101]

Granted, but you now have aids

I wish I had some vodka in my fridge

[legion999]

Mr. Sprinkles101 wrote...

Granted, but you now have aids

I wish I had some vodka in my fridge

Granted but your fridge is on a moon 1000000000000000 light years away.

I wish I had a pepsi right now.

[Volandrius]

Granted, but upon opening the can it explodes and you lose 2 fingers.

I wish I had a fair amount of money

Modifié par Volandrius, 05 septembre 2011 - 08:17 .

[Homebound]

granted, but its monopoly moneyz.
I wish I could meet a girl named Topanga. Seriously, have you ever met a girl with that name?

edit: ninjas every last one of you.

Modifié par Hellbound555, 05 septembre 2011 - 08:18 .

[legion999]

Granted but she kills you.

I wish Deus Ex Human Revolution was longer.

PS I wanted a bottle of pepsi damn you!

[Beocat]

Granted, but the platform you're playing it on no longer works.

I wish shopping was less tedious.

[SarEnyaDor]

Granted, but now that shopping is both easy and fun you are destitute and can no longer afford to shop.

I wish I had a laundry fairy.

[Jakeul200493]

Granted, but its just a fairy made out of laundry, not a fairy who does your laundry.

I wish for more wishes

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted. You get more wishes than you can ever hope to use, but before you can even use one, the government abducts you and uses waterboarding so you will bend to their will. After implanting a mind control chip in you, you finally break and give them every wish they ask for.

I wish the person to corrupt this wish would be sucked into a black hole.

[legion999]

Granted but I survive and come back with an army of demons, vampires and robots who proceed to torture you for a billion years.

I wish time travel was possible now.

[Volus Warlord]

Granted, but someone travels back in time to kill you in utero.

I wish I had a scanner to upload my Volus avatar.

[Beocat]

Granted, but it is incompatible with your current setup.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy all the time.

[Volus Warlord]

Granted, but the only rest you will find is in death.

I wish Volus were more respected.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, but the only trace of Volus are in histor books as the reapers wiped them out.

I wish I could beat the original ninja gaiden.

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Granted, but when you stop punching the NES cartridge, you're arrested for vandalism.

I wish I had six more sleep free hours every day.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, but now you spend those 6 sleep free hours watching the Teletubbies.

I wish vegetables caloriewise stayed the same and tasted like better tasting foods.

[chunkyman]

Granted, but they give you diabetes.

I wish I had more wishes.

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Granted, but now wishes are fishes and they're in the sea.

I wish Dragon Age Three would be published by Vivid.

[chunkyman]

RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

Granted, but now wishes are fishes and they're in the sea.

I wish Dragon Age Three would be published by Vivid.

Granted, but it becomes a FPS centered around Sandal.

I wish I had a pool filled with honey.

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Granted, but now just the smell of honey gives you explosive diarrhea.

I wish I could travel through time with a buxom companion.