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[Homebound]

granted, you are the buxom companion.

i wish i could help my uncle Jack off a horse.

[chunkyman]

...Granted. That seems like punishment in and of itself. 

I wish I had a laser gun.

Modifié par chunkyman, 07 septembre 2011 - 02:04 .

[Beocat]

Granted, but it's just a laser pen gun, and can barely blind people at that.

I wish I had free wifi at home.

[Homebound]

granted, but you have no digital device to access the interwebz.

i wish magic was rreeeaaal!

[Beocat]

Granted, and everyone has it but you, you filthy Muggle! Muwhahahaha!

I wish for world peace

[Homebound]

granted, the world is now run by anthropomorphic cats.

i wish i could wish a wish that would come true.

[SarEnyaDor]

Granted, but the wish you wished that did come true was just that the annoying person down the hall would shut-up, and it only lasted 10 minutes.

I wish that this wish was un-corruptable.

[Dominus]

Granted, but you realize the wish game would be boring without that, try to comprehend the paradox, and spontaneously turn into a newt.

I wish for the unholy power to feast upon the souls of the innocent, draining their life essence to sustain my own for all time. You know, for the lullz.

[Homebound]

granted, you are the souls of the innocent.

i wish for a horse.

[DeathDragon185]

Hellbound555 wrote...

granted, you are the souls of the innocent.

i wish for a horse.

Granted then it runs off after 5 minutes

I wish my wish won't be corrupted 

[Dominus]

I wish that this wish was un-corruptable.

I wish my wish won't be corrupted

I wish people would stop using that wish. :-P

[SarEnyaDor]

Granted, but it only lasts for 5 posts before someone else thinks it is funny (though honestly I would have thought at least a page would have passed instead of 2 entries LOL).

I wish the sun was less bright in the morning.

[Beocat]

Granted, no the sun is dieing and us along with it.

I wish time zones didn't exist.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, but now you have to work at nightime since your in a timezone that work is done at night, which you later get mugged on the way to work.

I wish for a great new CRPG.

[SarEnyaDor]

Granted, but the C stands for cat, and you rolled poorly and started life off in a horder's house surrounded by 115 other cats.

I wish I could actually grow money on trees.

[pfhorlorn]

Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

[SarEnyaDor]

Granted, but now you are forced to give old people sponge baths 8 hours a day and learn all sorts of things you never wanted to know about the human condition instead.

I wish I could work on my project, play on the 360 and fool around on BSN at the same time.

[Beocat]

Granted, but someone keeps corrupting your wishes sending you into a fit of despair.

I wish I could read the MDs handwriting...

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Granted, but now you can't read anything else.

I wish my voice sounded like Megatron's.

[Blackout62]

Granted, but Optimus Prime keeps mistakenly bursting in upon you every time you speak.

I wish I was healthier.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, unfortunately you have no time for anything else and eating healthy and exercising is all you do.

I wish I had a pet dragon who won't eat me.

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Granted. He just swallows you whole.

I wish when you poured coffee into a server, it ran faster.

[Eternal Phoenix]

Granted but it runs so fast that it bends time and space and creates a blackhole wherein you are at the center where you are given immortality and twist and curl for eternity in agony (because the black hole destroys time). Now who said that Hell wasn't real?

I wish this thread stopped right now so I got the last wish. Maybe it'll come true. Comprehend that!

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Granted, but then you realized a slightly better wish and will spend the rest of your life regretting killing the magic thread.

I wish I had the first post on the internet.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, but not knowing how big the internet would be your first post of professing your love of Vanilla Ice has made it impossible for anyone to respect you when you talk about music.

I wish I could choose the president.