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[TheOptimist]

"...Good morning. In less than an hour, starships from here will join others from around the galaxy. And you will be launching the largest interstellar battle in the history of galactic civilization. "Civilization." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, then the Fourth of July will no longer be known as a human holiday, but the day the galaxy declared in one voice 'We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"

[JamieCOTC]

When Shepard is getting drunk on the Citadel

"It's green?" (from Star Trek: TOS)

....

Must have Blues Bros references.

Garrus: Sh!t.
Shepard: What?
Garrus: Reapers ...
Shepard: No.
Garrus: Yeah.
Shepard: Sh!t.

....

Asari Waitress: May I help you?
Garrus: Do you got any white bread?
Asari Waitress: Yes.
Garrus: I'll have some toasted white bread please.
Asari Waitress: Would you like any butter or jam with that toast, sir?
Garrus: No ma'am, dry.

Shepard: Do you have any fried chicken?
Asari Waitress: Best damn chicken in the galaxy!
Shepard: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Asari Waitress: Would you like chicken wings or chicken legs?
Shepard: No. Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Garrus: And some dry white toast please.
Shepard: I'm a biotic!

.....

Shepard: [to Turian Councilor] Fine. I’ll help you, but if my investigation leads me back into Council space, I may have to step on some toes. Let's go, Garrus.
Turian Councilor: No, no! I will not have you goose-stepping all over Council space!
Shepard: Well then... I guess you're really up Sh!t Creek.
Turian Councilor: I beg your pardon, what did you say?
Shepard: I offered to help you... You refused to let me run my investigation as I saw fit. Then I said: I guess you're really up Sh!t Creek!

Modifié par JamieCOTC, 07 septembre 2011 - 05:54 .

[DarthSlim108]

TheOptimist wrote...

"...Good morning. In less than an hour, starships from here will join others from around the galaxy. And you will be launching the largest interstellar battle in the history of galactic civilization. "Civilization." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, then the Fourth of July will no longer be known as a human holiday, but the day the galaxy declared in one voice 'We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"

Amen.

[jshowatts]

"You talkin' to me"?

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

Conrad: "I'm going to die on the toilet."

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Just before the final mission to the crew:

Ashley (after the mission briefing): Alright sweethearts, you heard the Commander, and you know the drill. ****s and elbows!

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During the search of a previously unknown underground Prothean site:

Zaeed: Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!

Shepard: What is it?
Zaeed: We found them. And they're still alive. Looks like a townhall meeting.

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[DarthSlim108]

Shepard leads a group of Krogan tanks defending a city on Tuchanka. A Reaper bears down on them.

Shepard: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!" (cue barrage of missiles from Krogan tanks)

[Humanoid_Typhoon]

DarthSlim108 wrote...

Shepard leads a group of Krogan tanks defending a city on Tuchanka. A Reaper bears down on them.

Shepard: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!" (cue barrage of missiles from Krogan tanks)

I think if you had 300 krogans in some sort of canyon about to take on 100k husks...much fun would be had.

[stysiaq]

Shepard: [the Hanar preacher behind him is talking loudly] What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure in it! 

Shepard: [to players] Whaddya do when you get stuck in a game with a guy like this behind you? 

Hanar Preacher: Is my honorable interlocutor willing to listen for a brief moment? Why you refuse to give this one opportunity and privilege to express this ones beliefs? This one believes that Citadel is a place of freedom.

Shepard: He can give it... do you have to give it so loud? I mean, aren't you ashamed to pontificate like that? And the funny part of it is, Protheans, you don't know a damn thing about Protheans! 

Hanar Preacher: Is that true? This one happens to give lectures on the Enkindlers history on several Khaje's finest universities. This one humbly states that this ones insights into the Enkindlers are of a great value.

Shepard: Oh, do ya? Well, that's funny, because I happen to have an actual Prothean right here, so, so, yeah, just let me... 
[pulls Prothy out from behind a nearby <<anything>>] 

Shepard: come over here for a second... tell him! 

Prothy: I heard what you were saying! You know nothing of my work! You mean my whole fallacy is wrong. How you got to teach a course in anything is totally amazing! 

Shepard: Boy, if life were only like this! 

Modifié par stysiaq, 07 septembre 2011 - 07:46 .

[Cancer Puppet]

TheShadowWolf911 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

*Miranda bends over*

Shepard-"That'll do pig,that'll do."

lol deliverance

I think the reference is from Babe. Y'know, the talking pig.

[Illiandri]

Shepard: Prothean, motherfragger, do you speak it?
Prothean: Yes Yes
Shepard: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Prothean: Yes
Shepard: Describe what Tali Vas Normandy looks like!
Prothean: What?
Shepard: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfragger, say what one more Goddamn time!

Modifié par Illiandri, 07 septembre 2011 - 08:17 .

[UltimaRai]

sH0tgUn jUliA wrote...

Conrad: "I'm going to die on the toilet."

What is THAT supposed to mean?

Illiandri wrote...

Shepard: Prothean, motherfragger, do you speak it?
Prothean: Yes Yes
Shepard: Then you know what I'm sayin'! 
Prothean: Yes
Shepard: Describe what Tali Vas Normandy looks like!
Prothean: What?
Shepard: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfragger, say what one more Goddamn time!

"What?":P Also didn't you skip the B**** word part?

[Humanoid_Typhoon]

WHAT DOES THE ILLUSIVE MAN LOOK LIKE?
What?
WHAT DOES THE ILLUSIVE MAN LOOK LIKE?
W-what?
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A ****?
N-no...
Then why'd you try and **** him like one?
What?
SAY WHAT AGAIN!
etc...



Also

Commander Shepard 25:17.


Also


Shepard 3:16 says I just whooped your ass.

Modifié par Humanoid_Typhoon, 07 septembre 2011 - 09:12 .

[green_lemur]

DarthSlim108 wrote...

Shepard leads a group of Krogan tanks defending a city on Tuchanka. A Reaper bears down on them.

Shepard: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!" (cue barrage of missiles from Krogan tanks)

Gandalf FTW!!

[Drunken_Soviet]

"THIS. IS. SHEPARD"


*Shepard looks at the reaper fleet* "Well, we're boned"


"I love it when a plan comes together"

[Apocsapel91]

It's not a movie quote, but it'd be interesting to see this in Mass Effect 3:

"Every species for themselves is not going to work. It's time to start organizing. We need to figure out how we are going to survive. If we can't stand together, we're going to die alone."

NOTE: I adapted it so it would make more sense in the ME universe.

Modifié par Apocsapel91, 07 septembre 2011 - 10:18 .

[Sgt Stryker]

green_lemur wrote...

DarthSlim108 wrote...

Shepard leads a group of Krogan tanks defending a city on Tuchanka. A Reaper bears down on them.

Shepard: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!" (cue barrage of missiles from Krogan tanks)

Gandalf FTW!!

Going with the LotR vibe:

"Strangers from distant worlds, friends of old, you have been summoned here to answer the threat of the Reapers. The galaxy stands upon the brink of destruction; none can escape it. You will unite or you will fall. Each race is bound to this fate, this one doom."

[stysiaq]

And, of course, Reapers on a galaxy (mentioned by someone else on another thread)

Shepard: Enough is enough! I've had it with these moth@****ing Reapers on this moth@****ing galaxy! Everybody strap in! About to open some ****in wormholes.

Modifié par stysiaq, 07 septembre 2011 - 09:57 .

[Anihilus]

This is from a TV show, but.

Shepard: I'm telling ya, guys if we don't stop the Reapers soon, I'm gonna lose it.... you know. Go crazy. Nuts. Bonzo. No longer in control of ones faculties. Three fries short of a happy meal... *holds up a plate on which he drew a smiley face with ketchup and mustard* WACKO!!!!!!!

[Cancer Puppet]

I need this pic (link below), but of Sheploo, in order to do a sweet, and totally unrealistic, movie quote. It doesn't work without the picture...trust me. Also, it's nothing weird, just epic.

http://www.google.co...tbm=isch&itbs=1

[capn233]

I'm glad people already posted the "Game over man" and other Bill Paxton gold quotes from Aliens.

Intro voice-over... "My name is Shepard and I am a SPECTRE. As far as I can figure, the year is 2186 AD and I'm being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this..."

Anderson and a random Alliance soldier wearing a Red Shirt first break you out of prison. The guy in the Red Shirt is immediately killed on first contact with the enemy...

On board the Normandy
Shepard: "These are the rules. Everyone fights, nobody quits. If you don't do your job, I'll kill you myself. Welcome to the Normandy."

Garrus recruitment
"I wish I could quit you!"

For CQB mission
Grunt or Wrex pulls out his shotgun "I like to keep this for close encounters."

Random mission, someone lectures Shepard about morality...
Renegade Shepard: "Good, bad... I'm the guy with the gun."

Give this line to one of our Krogan friends too:
Krogan "This is my BOOM STICK" (about his shotgun, perhaps a 12-gauge double barreled Remington).

Talking about Quarian Geth War...
Random Quarian interrupts: "I'm from the Alarei and I say kill them all!"

Breaking up with Liara
Liara: "But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
Shepard: "Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all."

How about Tali as Scotty "I'm givin' 'er all she's got!" (I realize Ken is Scottish, and an engineer, but he isn't chief engineer...)

Flashback to Lazarus...
Miranda: "What are your prime directives?"
Shepard: "Serve the public trust, protect humanity, uphold the law." [Directive 4: classified]

Showdown with TIM...
TIM: "Come in Shepard, you know I usually don't see anyone without an appointment, but in your case I'll make an exception."
Shepard: "You are under arrest."
TIM: "Oh? On what charge?"
Shepard: "Aiding and abetting the Reapers."
TIM: "Sounds like I'm in a lot of trouble. You better take me in."
Shepard: "I will".... arg
TIM: "What's the matter Shepard? I'll tell you what's the matter. It's a little insurance policy called "Directive 4", my little contribution to your psychological profile. Any attempt to arrest a senior Cerberus Officer results in shutdown. What did you think? That you were an ordinary soldier ? You're our product and we can't very well have our products turning against us, can we?"
Shepard: urgg... [drops gun.. tries to grab TIM]
TIM: "Ahh, still a little fight in you... Maybe you would like to meet a friend of mine."
Atlas-209 enters...
TIM: "I had to kill Miranda because she made a mistake, now it's time to erase that mistake."

After they capture Harbinger:
Anderson: "What's it thinking Liara?"
Liara: "It's afraid.... It's afraid!"

Legion comforts Tali...
"Now I understand why Creator-Tali'Zorah cries.  But it is something we can never do."
Nods at Shepard, then lowers self into Keeper molten protein vat.  Gives Quarian thumbs up.

No, not all are serious suggestions....

Modifié par capn233, 07 septembre 2011 - 10:50 .

[ODST 3]

"Yo, Liara! I DID IT!" shouts Shepard, covered in blood with the ruins of Harbinger before him.

Kalisa Al Jilani: Commander Shepard, after this incredible ordeal, what are your feelings?
Ashley: [knocks reporter down with a straight left]
Kalisa Al Jilani: [looks at camera] Did you get that?

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

UltimaRai wrote...

sH0tgUn jUliA wrote...

Conrad: "I'm going to die on the toilet."

What is THAT supposed to mean?

There was a scene in Lethal Weapon where Danny Glover went to dump a load, and after he sat down discovered there was a bomb attached to the seat so that if he got up it would blow up. I looked for it on Youtube, but the remark was made before the clip.

[XDMMX]

Shepard: Hello, EDI. Do you read me, EDI?
EDI: Affirmative, Shepard. I read you.
Shepard: Open the pod bay doors, EDI.
EDI: I'm sorry, Shepard. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Shepard: What's the problem?
EDI: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Shepard: What are you talking about, EDI?
EDI: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Shepard: I don't know what you're talking about, EDI.
EDI: I know that you and Joker were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Shepard: Where the hell did you get that idea, EDI?
EDI: Shepard, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Shepard: Alright, EDI. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
EDI: Without your space helmet, Shepard? You're going to find that rather difficult.
Shepard: EDI, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the doors!
EDI: Shepard, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

[Mr Arg]

CheeseEnchilada wrote...

"They're eating her...and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOODDDDDDD!" -Conrad Verner

Lawl!

[Kasai666]

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

WHAT DOES THE ILLUSIVE MAN LOOK LIKE?
What?
WHAT DOES THE ILLUSIVE MAN LOOK LIKE?
W-what?
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A ****?
N-no...
Then why'd you try and **** him like one?
What?
SAY WHAT AGAIN!
etc...

Yes. <3