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[Made Nightwing]

capn233 wrote...



Give this line to one of our Krogan friends too:
Krogan "This is my BOOM STICK" (about his shotgun, perhaps a 12-gauge double barreled Remington).

Not to a krogan, this line has to go to Ashley Williams

[DarthSlim108]

Legion: "But Shepard Commander, the odds of successfully attacking the Reaper fleet are approximately 3720 to 1."
Shepard: "Never tell me the odds!"

[UltimaRai]

sH0tgUn jUliA wrote...

UltimaRai wrote...

sH0tgUn jUliA wrote...

Conrad: "I'm going to die on the toilet."

What is THAT supposed to mean?

There was a scene in Lethal Weapon where Danny Glover went to dump a load, and after he sat down discovered there was a bomb attached to the seat so that if he got up it would blow up. I looked for it on Youtube, but the remark was made before the clip.

I thought you were insulting Elvis. 

[DarthSlim108]

UltimaRai wrote...

sH0tgUn jUliA wrote...

UltimaRai wrote...

sH0tgUn jUliA wrote...

Conrad: "I'm going to die on the toilet."

What is THAT supposed to mean?

There was a scene in Lethal Weapon where Danny Glover went to dump a load, and after he sat down discovered there was a bomb attached to the seat so that if he got up it would blow up. I looked for it on Youtube, but the remark was made before the clip.

I thought you were insulting Elvis. 

LOL I thought so too!

[SirDoctorofTARDIS]

Shepard in a cutscene gets shot but the attacker is quickly dispatched by the squad.

Squad Member: Shepard are you alright
Shepard: Tis but a scratch
Squad Member: A scratch you've just been shot
Shepard: No I haven't
Squad Member: Look!
Shepard: Just a flesh wound.

[DarthSlim108]

Awesomness wrote...

Shepard in a cutscene gets shot but the attacker is quickly dispatched by the squad.

Squad Member: Shepard are you alright
Shepard: Tis but a scratch
Squad Member: A scratch you've just been shot
Shepard: No I haven't
Squad Member: Look!
Shepard: Just a flesh wound.

Yes!

[xSTONEYx187x]

Illusive Man: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Cerberus Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Illusive Man: Who made that man a gunner?
Cerberus Major: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Illusive Man: Who is he?
Kei Leng: He's an a.sshole sir.
Illusive Man: I know that! What's his name?
Kei Leng: That is his name sir. a.sshole, Major a.sshole!
Illusive Man: And his cousin?
Kei Leng: He's an a.sshole too sir. Gunner's mate First class Philip a.sshole!
Illusive Man: How many a.ssholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Illusive Man: I knew it. I'm surrounded by a.ssholes!
[Illusive Man activates his Biotic Shields]
Illusive Man: Keep firing, a.ssholes!

Modifié par xSTONEYx187x, 08 septembre 2011 - 03:49 .

[RPGamer13]

During the trial, Samuel L Jackson's speech on Known Unknowns and Unknown Unknowns I think would fit perfectly.

[mulder1199]

didn't read through everything....BUT....i really wouldn't mind to be sitting there near the end and have somebody like liara or garrus say "WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR"!!!....that would be classic....

[jason9880]

Made Nightwing wrote...

capn233 wrote...



Give this line to one of our Krogan friends too:
Krogan "This is my BOOM STICK" (about his shotgun, perhaps a 12-gauge double barreled Remington).

Not to a krogan, this line has to go to Ashley Williams

She makes a referance to her boomstick in ME1.

[ErichHartmann]

Shepard: "You listen. On this ship, you're to refer to me as 'idiot', not 'you *commander'. I mean, you know what I mean."

*slight modification

[Gromnir]

Shepard talking to council to get races united against reapers

Shepard: Anderson, bring me everyone.
Anderson: What do you mean, everyone?
Shepard: EVERYONE!

[marshalleck]

 bah, beat to the punch

Modifié par marshalleck, 09 septembre 2011 - 05:11 .

[Luigitornado]

Shepard: Was this a set up, TIM? Was this a set up, TIM?

TIM: ...

Garrus: Look, man...it

Shepard: Garrus, Please.

Garrus: Commander...

Shepard: Was this a set up, TIM?

Garrus: Just ask him why he did it.

Shepard: Was it a set up, TIM? Was this a set up, TIM?

Garrus: Just ask him why.

Shepard: Was it a set up, TIM?

Garrus: [at Shepard]We...we know it was a f****** set-up! [at TIM] Why did you f****** do it, you illusive
brat?!

TIM: ...

Shepard: Look, TIM, have you ever heard of Akuze?

Garrus: Oh for christ sakes...

Shepard: You're entering a world of pain, TIM. We know this was a set up.

Garrus: *sigh*

Shepard: We know that you set us up.

Garrus: And that it wasn't a f******* Turian message!

Shepard: And the f****** Turian message! AND...we...we know that you set us up!

Garrus: We're going to cut your dick off, TIM.

Shepard: Your killing humanity, TIM!

TIM: ...

Shepard: Alright...this is pointless...ok...it's time for plan B.

Garrus: *sigh*

Shepard: You might want to watch out of that big window of yours, TIM. Illusive Man, this is what happens when YOU F*** A SPECTRE IN THE A**!

*goes to Collector's base*

Shepard: There must be a language problem here...little ******'s stone-walling me.

Garrus: Shepard...Wha-what are you doing, Commander?

Shepard: *starts assembling nuke*

Garrus: What are you doing?!

Shepard: Here you go, TIM. You see what happens? You see what happens TIM!?

*BEGINS ARMING NUKE*

Shepard: You see what happens?!

Garrus: Ahh..great...

Shepard: This is what happens when you F*** a SPECTRE in the A**, TIM!

TIM: ...

Shepard: THIS is what happens TIM! See what happens, TIM?! You see what happens when you F*** a SPECTRE in the A**...* aggressively presses buttons* THIS...IS WHAT HAPPENS. You see what happens, TIM?!

Garrus: ...

Shepard: YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, TIM!? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, TIM, WHEN YOU F*** A SPECTRE IN THE A**!

*FIGHTS HUMAN REAPER*

Shepard: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, TIM! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, TIM! THIS IS WHA HAPPENS, TIM!

*ESCAPES BASE*

*NUKE DESTROYS BASE*

Reaper: Our, baby!

Shepard: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU F*** A SPECTRE in the A**!

Reaper: stop it...What the F*** are you doing, man!?

Shepard: Woah...woah...woah! Hey, man.

Reaper: We just started making this F******* thing last week!

Shepard: Woah...woah..I'm...sor...

Reaper: We're going to F******* kill you!

Shepard: Come on, man...

Reaper: We're going to kill your F******* babies, man!

*REAPERS ATTACKS EARTH*




....bows...

Modifié par Luigitornado, 09 septembre 2011 - 05:23 .

[Nimrodell]

Ah, I just would like that Shepard says something like this when s/he finally enters Cerberus base:

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Always loved that line in 'They Live'.