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[NamiraWilhelm]

Been pretty fortunate really. Fell from something a few years back and when i tried to stand again, flopped to the floor as if paralysed lol. Couldnt move or stand, had to be carried. Thats the worst of it, no breaks etc
Amazing considering what a clumsy dick i am.

[SniperNoSniping]

Me and a couple of people decided it was a good idea to play golf at 1:00 a.m. in our front yard.
I was picking up a flashlight that I put down to hit the ball and was hit in the pinky with a golf ball.
Never got it looked at so I don't know if it broke or not. I just put some ice on it. It does have a slight dent in it, though.

Modifié par SniperNoSniping, 17 septembre 2011 - 09:33 .

[CDRSkyShepard]

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

Broken coccyx. Condemned me to seven months of not being able to sit down properly.

OWWWW! I severely bruised/fractured mine. (Never got it xrayed, but we were sure it was more than a boo boo because I couldn't sit properly for months) I feel your pain there.

The worst for me was probably when I sprained both of my wrists at the same time. I was practicing full-frontal take-downs on concrete, and forgot to bend my elbows when I went down...OH MAN that hurt for soooo long. It still affects my ability to properly do push-ups, much to the chagrin of my commanders.

[chunkyman]

Did turnip root get banned or something, haven't seen him post here (or anywhere) for a while?

[KenKenpachi]

chunkyman wrote...

Did turnip root get banned or something, haven't seen him post here (or anywhere) for a while?

He posted not like ago in that NBA game thread, and has posted in what is surely a fake account praising some rail shooter. I'm sure he's here, lurking, or got a temp ban.

[KenKenpachi]

Tigerblood and MilkShakes wrote...

ive had a few of them.im ganna say getting hit in the face with a bowling ball.i was knocked out for a very long time and have no memory of that day and before

Lol how in the hell did that happen? **** that sounds just as bizzare as me running myself over with a four wheeler.

Modifié par KenKenpachi, 18 septembre 2011 - 03:04 .

[Darthnemesis2]

Broken left arm. Twice.

[KenKenpachi]

Lol so you were a kid? That had to hurt. Anyone laughed at you?

Actully surprisingly not really, like I ****ed up a jump I didn't see, got thrown forward, and then the front end tires first landed on me, flopped down, then the back ran me over, and it kept going for like 20 feet or so, I was a kid and it was an adult four wheeler, so it was bigger than me easily. I just laid there for a long time trying to get some air back into my body. It was just like WHOOMP all the air went out and your just weezing, I'ld say more shock than pain.

[DoNotIngest]

I was going to say breaking my arm a half inch from my wrist. Healed seamlessly, litterally.


But one time I came down with a random fever (I've had one previously, and I didn't even notice it) where I was hallucinating, losing feeling in my limbs, constantly vomitting and twitching. Plus it felt like I'd just downed a cup of gasoline & battery acid. Left me whimpering. Oh the pain and shame >_<

[Phaffner]

When I had my jaw broken and all my teeth shattered.

[KenKenpachi]

Tigerblood and MilkShakes wrote...

KenKenpachi wrote...

Lol so you were a kid? That had to hurt. Anyone laughed at you?

Actully surprisingly not really, like I ****ed up a jump I didn't see, got thrown forward, and then the front end tires first landed on me, flopped down, then the back ran me over, and it kept going for like 20 feet or so, I was a kid and it was an adult four wheeler, so it was bigger than me easily. I just laid there for a long time trying to get some air back into my body. It was just like WHOOMP all the air went out and your just weezing, I'ld say more shock than pain.

damn,your a monster i probably would have cryed a little.getting the air knocked out of the body sucks.yes i was a kid.my nose got broke and i had the craziest black and blue mark on my face for three weeks.im sure people laughed,i would hope so.cause i know i would have if i saw that happen to someone

XD thats why I asked.

And nah I learned when I was young not to cry least you got good reason. Least you got a beaten. Plus I was visiting my dad, he's an ass, had me on the Four Wheeler by myself dispite me just wanting to Watch TV or some such, so I knew it was lay there, cry, most likely die if you wait on him. Or get my ass up. I don't like counting on others,  once I screwed up on a serrious down hill bike ride and went head over heels for like...20-30 feet, and bruised my Ribs, and just walked it off XD. then I waited for my Friend Jason to do the same thing, so I could watch him get hurt!  Fat ass bastard walked down the hill with his bike, I was like "DAMN IT JASON WHY DIDN'T YOU RIDE DOWN THE HILL LIKE YOU SAID!?"   "Cause I didn't want to end uip like you." Lulz ahh good time, god I have lots of these stories. We need a General "What injuries have you sufferd" thread, I have lots of fun stories.
 

But yeah on the Four Wheeler, when he (dad) found out about it he was more worried about the four wheeler. Thankfully I seen that loving man only once a month for one day lulz. I don't think I've seen him the last...8-9 years. Ah well, I'm happy with that.

Modifié par KenKenpachi, 18 septembre 2011 - 03:31 .

[Menycet]

Fortunately I haven't had anything truly serious happen! I got hit by a bicycle when I was a kid, and some years later stepped on a broken bottle with my heel.

I also have a lasting trauma in my right elbow, which basically means that I can't throw anything with full force. :C

[KenKenpachi]

lol it took snapping my left arm clean in half to calm me down.

[KenKenpachi]

Lol, pft the police do not worry me >> Or those "Doctors". Hmm maybe I'll make that thread after I go do my run. bbl

Modifié par KenKenpachi, 18 septembre 2011 - 03:45 .

[Jack Package]

Uhmm, never broke anything, I guess I am lucky. My worst injury was at schools during PE when we played football. I turned on my right leg and kinda twisted my knee or so, don't remember what happened exactly, just that I was lying on the floor and well.. the kneecap was out. As a reflex I bended and strechted the leg and it jumped back in place thankfully. The doctor said what was damaged and what not, sadly I can't remember... but apparently nothing major was torn since I had no operation. Unfortunate was that during the x-ray it was discovered that both knees are kinda, ehm.. dunno how to put it.. damaged?.. so that I should not stress them too much.